OK Ladies, how do you like it?.....Vote for your favorite penis here. (994 hits)
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Submitted by TheRef (View user info) at 2004-10-29 03:42:12 EDT
third try.....
With all the recent pics of guys masterbating, wearing dresses or spooning red sox hats, I was left wondering. " what do the ladies get out of this?" Do you ever sit back at your computer and wish that the hat would fall off or the camera angle would just go down a bit? If you do, this post is for you. Vote for your favorite prick here...So how do you want it?
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:11:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:09:55 EDT (#)
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I am D, I think.
Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:55:24 EDT (#)
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A. Its not the size its the girth!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:41:07 EDT (#)
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what the hell did you do to those poor penises? what the FUCK?!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:34:10 EDT (#)
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You don't have an option for between 7 and 8 inches.
Mine is extremely long, but extremely thin. I use it like a whip when flaccid, and it becomes prehensile (like a monkey's tail) when I am erect.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-29 11:35:56 EDT (#)
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Do you have a choice "E" for me?
Submitted by GoodInTheSac (user info) at 2004-10-29 11:25:53 EDT (#)
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Meh
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-29 10:37:52 EDT (#)
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C looks good to me!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-29 10:15:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:50:21 (#)
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The question has to be asked...how many guys have measured. The next question of course is how many guys would respond truthfully.
everyone
no one
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-10-29 10:15:11 EDT (#)
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Gay @ Work
This is the most fucked up post. EVAR.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-10-29 09:04:56 EDT (#)
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Way too much time on your hands.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:24:35 EDT (#)
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E
Submitted by Williams_2004 <thetyrant82.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-29 06:32:15 EDT (#)
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Mine would come under C, but its 1 inch bigger than it
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-10-29 05:55:09 EDT (#)
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A
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-29 05:39:50 EDT (#)
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That's not 8 inches, and if it is, it turns out I WASN'T lying to my girlfriend.
Erm...
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:10:42 EDT (#)
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Gay? Not Gay. You Make The Call (1484 hits)
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Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-10-26 13:24:47
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Way gay
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:09:29 EDT (#)
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did you draw those penises yourself?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:07:39 EDT (#)
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mine would come under A.
but it's about 7 inches.
and yes i have measured.
bastards, leave me alone
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:06:44 EDT (#)
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And it all depends what screen size and resolution you have. I have a 17" monitor at 1280x1024 res and C really doesn't look all the impressive at those settings.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:05:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:02:24 (#)
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No, the real question is not whether we have measured before....
The question is, How many guys pulled their shit out and checked it against the Jpeg on the screen?
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i nearly pissed myself when i read that one.
i traced exibit c, if your wondering........
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:02:42 EDT (#)
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the question was for the ladies. if a guy (other than murphy) responds with is favorite penis, i'm thinking he's gay.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:02:24 EDT (#)
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No, the real question is not whether we have measured before....
The question is, How many guys pulled their shit out and checked it against the Jpeg on the screen?
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:50:21 EDT (#)
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The question has to be asked...how many guys have measured. The next question of course is how many guys would respond truthfully.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:45:04 EDT (#)
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Har Har Peener
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:44:58 EDT (#)
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I'd take the C if it is my boyfriend and the B if I was being anally raped (by my boyfriend or just some stranger in a dark alley or public toilet).
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:44:42 EDT (#)
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I like mushrooms too.
Waaaaaiiiit a sec, those aren't mushrooms!!
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:44:05 EDT (#)
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i should have colored the bigger ones black, or is there a color for hidden?