yeah i'm a conspiracy nut (591 hits)
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Submitted by big_wigger (View user info) at 2004-10-29 12:00:56 EDT
Can you dispute a friggin' rocket scientist? when i posted this weeks ago most of you jumped down my throat telling me that i should have sexual relations with myself for posting such obvious liberal propoganda.
-Dr. Robert M. Nelson, however, was not laughing. He knew the president was not telling the truth. And Nelson is neither conspiracy theorist nor midnight blogger. He's a senior research scientist for NASA and for Caltech's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and an international authority on image analysis. Currently he's engrossed in analyzing digital photos of Saturn's moon Titan, determining its shape, whether it contains craters or canyons.
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-29 18:46:53 EDT (#)
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I think that maybe it was just an angle of movement where his coat shifted and it looked particularly in that flash like a wire.
It's nothing.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:03:26 EDT (#)
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Hey, I can post bullshit conspiracy theories that everyone has heard a million times before, too.
Did you know JFK was assassinated? You didn't? Well he was some guy years ago that everybody liked. Apparently the CIA didn't like him though, because they plotted with Jewish Communists and Ghandi to kill him.
Star Wars was a factual film, and those actors that were in it are actually intergalactic refugees.
Oh yeah, we didn't land on the moon in 1969. We didn't have to because the military has had secret bases there since 1920. They plan on using mind control rays to win the election for whoever they want.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:54:13 EDT (#)
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Yeah, and all the news sources that already looked at that picture and dismissed it are wrong?
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:49:13 EDT (#)
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That Che pic is class. +2 if its yours.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:33:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/50056
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and Bush sucks
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:30:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:57:00 (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:39:25 (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:34:21 (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:29:32 (#)
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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:20:17 (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:19:05 (#)
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Due to Bush's obvious hestitations after most questions during the debates (when he acted like he was "pondering"), I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was prompted.
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As do I. Fuck that dumb motherfuck. er.
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if this is true, he needs a better Cyrano
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:21:47 EDT (#)
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As I'm sure you know, the president wears body armor (bullet proof vest) out in public, he has to, that looks like the stitches on the carrier (the vest thing that the kevlar panels slide into). He was probably wired, but you would think that being the pres and all, he would have access to better technology.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:19:00 EDT (#)
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please, accept this additional +2 and allow me to hitwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50043
Bush is aweful.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:15:53 EDT (#)
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"Currently he's engrossed in analyzing digital photos of Saturn's moon Titan, determining its shape, whether it contains craters or canyons."
The first time I read that I thought it said "whether it contains craters or crayons." And I laughed. I laughed so very, very hard.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:57:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:39:25 (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:34:21 (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:29:32 (#)
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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:20:17 (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:19:05 (#)
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Due to Bush's obvious hestitations after most questions during the debates (when he acted like he was "pondering"), I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was prompted.
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As do I. Fuck that dumb motherfuck. er.
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I still disagree.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:39:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:34:21 (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:29:32 (#)
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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:20:17 (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:19:05 (#)
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Due to Bush's obvious hestitations after most questions during the debates (when he acted like he was "pondering"), I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was prompted.
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As do I. Fuck that dumb motherfuck. er.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:34:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:29:32 (#)
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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:20:17 (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:19:05 (#)
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Due to Bush's obvious hestitations after most questions during the debates (when he acted like he was "pondering"), I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was prompted.
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:29:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:20:17 (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:19:05 (#)
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Due to Bush's obvious hestitations after most questions during the debates (when he acted like he was "pondering"), I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was prompted.
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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:20:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:19:05 (#)
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Due to Bush's obvious hestitations after most questions during the debates (when he acted like he was "pondering"), I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was prompted.
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:19:05 EDT (#)
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Due to Bush's obvious hestitations after most questions during the debates (when he acted like he was "pondering"), I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was prompted.
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:05:39 (#)
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KERRY = GIANT DOUCHE
BUSH = TURD SANDWICH
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ToxicNarcotic Giant DoucheTurd Sandwich.
It's an african specialty dish... or so i've heard.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:05:39 EDT (#)
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KERRY = GIANT DOUCHE
BUSH = TURD SANDWICH
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:42:16 EDT (#)
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and again
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:42:05 EDT (#)
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i'm reatrdrd
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:41:36 EDT (#)
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you stole this
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:40:15 EDT (#)
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Maybe I'm an idiot......
But so what if he was wired ?
Maybe it was just a wireless mic or a monitoring system for the vocals...
or an ipod that he was cranking metallica on ?
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:26:43 EDT (#)
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You're not a conspiracy nut...you're trusting what you see, not what you're told.
He was wired - it's obvious. It makes sense, doesn't it? Remember the debate? Remember how Bush would just stare into the camera, silent for several seconds and then just keep going?
Wake up people! We're being lied to!
It's time to fight the lies...
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:25:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:18:46 EDT (#)
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Just for the Che picture.
Now explain this one:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6323933/
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:14:50 EDT (#)
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Wow. He can use photoshop.
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:12:57 EDT (#)
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If definitely looks like he was wired ... but D A M N ... they need to fire whoever was feeding him those answers. He truly sucked in that debate.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:09:22 EDT (#)
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So... he really IS a robot?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:06:58 EDT (#)
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Informative
Be careful.... now that you know, they will be watching you.