Anyone Willing To Verbally Battle? (3278 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2004-10-29 13:57:52 EDT
I know I am. Bring your negative comments so that I may berate you and make you feel like less of a man.
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Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:37:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:27:18 (#)
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You're the poster child for 3rd term abortions.
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Better still:
You're the poster child for post-natal abortion.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:27:18 EDT (#)
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You're the poster child for 3rd term abortions.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:10:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by testy (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:55:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:48:11 EST (#)
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I never threatened to physically harm anybody you dumb fuck, I merely suggested they physically harm themselves to save me the effort.
Also, have a look here:- http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slander
It's LIBEL if it's in print idiot - and only then if it's false. Everything I write is true: you DO bring nothing to this site and your posts are sublime only in their imbecility - It's like you just run your tiny, flaccid penis across the keyboard and then hit the 'hook me up' button and ejaculate.
Shit man, you must have to replace your Enter key each time you submit
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:21:42 EST (#)
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not unique.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:34:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-11-14 16:15:17 EST (#)
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You still suck.
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-11-09 21:07:52 EST (#)
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To late to reheat, dumbass! Unless you shell out a dollar for that banner thing, or some other whoring out of the board, you'll never reheat! Burn in Hell, for Satan got his so-called STD from you.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-06 11:54:35 EST (#)
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is it possible for me to reheat this again?
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-03 21:25:13 EST (#)
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you consider your weak ass semi-coherent third grade insults to be winning you an argument? that's just plain sad. you failed at everything you attempted to acheive with this post.
go ahead, "verbally destroy me".
there's nothing you can say that i cant just fucking stomp. Because you have the mental capacity of a downs syndrome patient that drank antifreeze.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-03 19:58:08 EST (#)
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+2 for Donitsu2000 for destroying Satansgotsyphillis verbally.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-03 17:39:59 EST (#)
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but I am a female.
Submitted by DrBlasto (user info) at 2004-11-03 17:12:35 EST (#)
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-03 10:58:00 EST (#)
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competent.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-03 10:57:12 EST (#)
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You make the Bush administration look competant.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-03 06:08:54 EST (#)
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You, sir, are a vile wretch of a man, and your life and efforts amount to that of dog droppings!
I do say.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:52:04 EST (#)
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goof.
Submitted by action_man (user info) at 2004-11-03 02:52:35 EST (#)
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You suck as a person.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:23:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Commie_bastard
Ouch istaros, you really got me there, very witty. In fact, I'm going to quit posting all because you assumed that I was a 14 year old retard. But you have taught me something with your review, chemical weapons arent all bad.
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What do you have against 14 year old retards? *Cries*
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:25:17 EST (#)
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"i think adam has an infatuation with me and my anus. i think he wants to prod me and make me his gay lover"
ummm I actually never mentioned your anus. Did you catch the gay or something?
I'm off to -2 your most recent post!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:18:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:16:01 (#)
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dude, one of those posts isn't even yours glall. you are a complete dumbass
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I linked Febs because this post brought back memories of when I was a child and Febs and his wife would feed me jello pudding and baf on me. Won't you be my new Febs?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:16:01 EST (#)
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dude, one of those posts isn't even yours glall. you are a complete dumbass
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:15:11 EST (#)
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I know.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:14:21 EST (#)
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deathjester, nice attempt at being funny. it failed horribly.
i think adam has an infatuation with me and my anus. i think he wants to prod me and make me his gay lover
wth, you smell like skunk.
glall, you already did it dumbass.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:12:13 EST (#)
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Mind if I do some hitwhoring on this piece of shit?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37190
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49752
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 09:38:24 EST (#)
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Is this still alive... ??
You smelly fart poo poo head !
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 09:32:15 EST (#)
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Don't you have to have sex to get an STD?
Just a thought you cumguzzling ass pirate
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-01 08:03:54 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/50103
or.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49615
and definitley this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50026
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-01 07:58:41 EST (#)
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Dr Shabazz,
We regret to inform you that your entry into the Guinness Book of Records has been unsuccessful. We do not believe that "Being infected by the most debilitating venerial desieses through incestual relationships and beastiality" fits into the "Body of Wonder" category adequatly, nor would it be appropriate for the description you quoted to be viewed by younger readers of our publication.
We wish you all the best regarding your recovery from your illnesses, although we don't believe HIV (We assume this is what you meant when you wrote "TeH GH3Y 4IDS! ROFLCOPTER!!!11". We had to ask one of the staffs 12 year old sons to translate it) has a known cure as yet.
Kindest regards and best wishes.
Guinness Publication Team.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:11:16 EST (#)
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baw baw baw
i concur
(shit-sack)
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:55:22 EST (#)
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back bitches!
i agree with phallic that this should be B@W. i am the best
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:37:02 EST (#)
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I think we're all gonna have to admit that this is the best post ever.
B@W
Submitted by MovieGuy (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:12:26 EST (#)
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-2 die fag
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:03:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-10-31 20:44:39 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/50229
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-10-31 14:03:28 EST (#)
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I'm naked.
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-31 12:59:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:15:49 (#)
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and apricot goes down in a torrent of flames
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I'm back, you ugly sonofabitch.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:26:22 EST (#)
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no i lied
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:26:08 EST (#)
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well kinda
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:25:56 EST (#)
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but i love you
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-30 19:14:24 EDT (#)
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Why verbally battle? It seems pretty damn pointless...
You're a poopy face! Eat that...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-30 19:06:10 EDT (#)
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You're all asshats. ASSHATS!
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:28:10 EDT (#)
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Ouch istaros, you really got me there, very witty. In fact, I'm going to quit posting all because you assumed that I was a 14 year old retard. But you have taught me something with your review, chemical weapons arent all bad.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:25:36 EDT (#)
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"Remeber, Ubersite is for bored adults at work, not retarded 14 year olds."
then why the fuck are you here?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:22:06 EDT (#)
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be back later, time to drink! frat parties kick ass and so does halloween! go zetas woo!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:21:11 EDT (#)
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type it again istaros, this time include the word me or us
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:20:47 EDT (#)
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You must feel like a big man, insult people on a popular internet forum.
Remeber, Ubersite is for bored adults at work, not retarded 14 year olds.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:20:28 EDT (#)
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i'm not the one who's trying to accomplish anything -i thought you were going to make feel like less of a man. was that a lie or are you just too retarded to deliver what you promise?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:18:50 EDT (#)
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then change your name dumbass
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:14:44 (#)
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how much do you make commie? im sure you want everyone at a lowly 20 grand a year so everyone can be equal. dont think so bitch. communism sucks
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Woah, a political joke, nicely put.
I dont like communism, because it would mean that bottom feeding scum like you would make the same as regular retards.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:15:49 EDT (#)
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and apricot goes down in a torrent of flames
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:15:21 EDT (#)
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thanks for the heat tiger. oh it's tigre, how clever...
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well maybe not
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:14:53 EDT (#)
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I'd keep arguing with you bitches, but my life calls. Goodbye!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:14:44 EDT (#)
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how much do you make commie? im sure you want everyone at a lowly 20 grand a year so everyone can be equal. dont think so bitch. communism sucks
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:13:42 EDT (#)
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apparently you are self-infatuated and have not read my reasoning which i stated earlier. -2 DIE
istaros, nice one, or is it? is it really just a shitty comeback that doesnt mean anything or resolve anything? sucker
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:13:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:06:35 (#)
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i already have a job commie. you must be slow in the head
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You sure as hell aren't an english teacher...
or anyone who makes more that 10,000$ a year.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:12:35 EDT (#)
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It was here, so I figured I might as well -2 it.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:12:08 EDT (#)
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what a remarkable example of a lack of education -or maybe just intelligence. you could garner 20 phd's, but you'd still be a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:11:47 EDT (#)
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Hey buddy, learn to "battle" the fine art of grammer. Because you type like a retarded monkey.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:10:27 EDT (#)
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at least people know what it meas istaros. istaros, just a random grouping of letters cause he's a retard
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:09:39 EDT (#)
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apricot im sick of you trying to confuse the masses into thinking these stupid comments are getting anywhere. you are more worthless than i am. come up with something yourself douche
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:09:13 EDT (#)
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fruity? i don't think i've heard of a name as ridiculous as "Satansgotsyphilis" since Hairsphincter was here.
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:07:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:06:09 (#)
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You want to verbally battle? Loser, get some friends, because "verbally battling" on the internet wont get you a job.
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OWNED!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:06:35 EDT (#)
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i already have a job commie. you must be slow in the head
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:06:09 EDT (#)
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You want to verbally battle? Loser, get some friends, because "verbally battling" on the internet wont get you a job.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:05:50 EDT (#)
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take your fruity name istaros and go piss on an electric fence
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:04:49 EDT (#)
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i hate smurfs
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:04:18 EDT (#)
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mother father bashing? no. i'm not blaming THEM for their condition. it's miraculous that they've put up with you for even this long. do them a favor and try to crawl up the ass of a tiger with hemorrhoids.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:04:09 EDT (#)
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not when i keep recieving delicious heat. i love it so much
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:02:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:58:05 (#)
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well now i have no respect for most of them anyways so thats like a do-over
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Then take some time and do-it over, bitch.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:01:39 EDT (#)
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i can and did. nice try making it seem as if that were actually good
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:00:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:58:22 (#)
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ok, donkey cock. that fucking monkey shit of a reply was just enough to convince me of how talented you really are at being the world's best shit-sucking cuntslap. don't you have anything to live for? doesn't crying about how the mother you never had(because she was busy getting her salad tossed by the local zoo's contigent of horny gorillas) make you depressed enough to just want to take a knife, slice open your disgustingly pimpled gut, and wrap a few feet of intestines around your neck while you tug on your toothpick of a dick with a tweezer so that you can pass out in one last spate of erotic bliss? nobody's going to blame you for it, and CERTAINLY nobody's going to miss you. go ahead, i hear your father's been waiting for the opportunity to rape your putrid, rotting corpse for years. you could make him happy for two minutes. at least then your life will have served SOME vestige of a purpose...
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I have no clue who that was intended for, but no one can respond to that. NO ONE.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:00:31 EDT (#)
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i read some....mother father bashing...the usual normal reply. come back when you decide to get original
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:59:38 EDT (#)
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too long of a reply so i didnt read it. its nice to know that i agitate you so thoroughly. -2 DIE
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:58:22 EDT (#)
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ok, donkey cock. that fucking monkey shit of a reply was just enough to convince me of how talented you really are at being the world's best shit-sucking cuntslap. don't you have anything to live for? doesn't crying about how the mother you never had(because she was busy getting her salad tossed by the local zoo's contigent of horny gorillas) make you depressed enough to just want to take a knife, slice open your disgustingly pimpled gut, and wrap a few feet of intestines around your neck while you tug on your toothpick of a dick with a tweezer so that you can pass out in one last spate of erotic bliss? nobody's going to blame you for it, and CERTAINLY nobody's going to miss you. go ahead, i hear your father's been waiting for the opportunity to rape your putrid, rotting corpse for years. you could make him happy for two minutes. at least then your life will have served SOME vestige of a purpose...
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:58:05 EDT (#)
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well now i have no respect for most of them anyways so thats like a do-over
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:56:42 EDT (#)
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At least I've actually written something other then statstics for other authors.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:53:43 EDT (#)
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just cause im too lazy to type that shit out doesnt mean im a talentless hack who writes shitty songs about cosmos and crap like that
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:52:53 EDT (#)
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look to degreeless for my reply istaros
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:52:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:32:22 (#)
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i'm back. go back to writing shitty songs about god apricot.
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i'm back. learn how to capitalize and use commas dumbass.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:48:20 EDT (#)
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oh and my uncle may have gonorrhea but it's not his fault. how could you expect a dick that tore your anus to shreds to be contained by a couple of condoms? more importantly, why did you subject yourself to that?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:46:44 EDT (#)
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why are you obsessed with venereal disease? syphilis? gonorrhea? is there anything that DOESN'T have to do with that crap? is this some sort of warning system, the likes of which are displayed throughout the insect world -stay away from me, for i am made of POISON! it's nice to think you're decent enough a human being to give us the forewarning, but it's not really necessary -i'd say your inability to relate to anybody else except in a form of (pathetically weak) spineless diatribe speaks for itself.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:57 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:55 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:51 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:49 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:46 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:42 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:40 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:37 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:35 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:33 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:25 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:14 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:44:10 EDT (#)
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Shut up, you herpes-infected clod of rotting vagina oil!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:43:36 EDT (#)
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I'm going to keep this on heated if its the last thing I do.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:42:02 EDT (#)
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how about your uncle has gonorrhea
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:37:33 EDT (#)
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tell me something i don't know, you bloody cunt-rag
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:32:22 EDT (#)
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i'm back. go back to writing shitty songs about god apricot.
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:22:17 EDT (#)
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Bring it on, bitch-ass motherfucka!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-30 11:56:22 EDT (#)
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No way. I'm way outta my league...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-30 11:41:51 EDT (#)
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Come on SGS I was gonna help you out there for like, two seconds! Now I have decided to go get a haloween costume and beat off. Peace!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-30 11:31:08 EDT (#)
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And it's fun! ok im done.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-30 11:30:46 EDT (#)
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im fighting!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-30 11:30:23 EDT (#)
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avrillapete, go back home where your mom serves you breastmilk and calls you baby. Then your father can prod around your ass and see if you've been a good boy and saved yourself for him.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-10-30 10:02:42 EDT (#)
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you stupid
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-30 07:58:39 EDT (#)
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This ended up so lame. You know God has a sense of humor when you look at your fraggle rock looking ass.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 00:21:16 EDT (#)
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godammit you fucker everyone knows timothy dalton is the best!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-30 00:20:40 EDT (#)
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im so fucked up right now. uh...yeah so...what's up. uh, everyone here sucks and kiss my ass.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-29 23:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
..and a nerf herder.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-29 23:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you are a poo-poo head.
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-10-29 23:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Berate THIS!
Submitted by Dude at 2004-10-29 21:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm too good for this bullsheeit, you muthafizucka.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll throw you a creampuff.
Timothy Dalton is the best James Bond!
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cat got your tongue, or is it in your sister's mouth?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bring it, bitch... I've got about ten minutes before I'm going out, unlike you. By the way, how's the rodeo going? The one you can see from your trailer window?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-29 20:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE
for getting this piece of crap on Most heated in about 8 hours.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-29 18:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I be part of the fun?
Submitted by Banned_Slapshot99 <Suck_My_ Pendulous_Sweetbreads> at 2004-10-29 18:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would but I'd get "double secret" banned probation er.....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:18:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry adam, i win. that's the rules.
die jose.
die yams.
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Did I miss something? I thought you were going to berate me?
All I got was "uggggg" and "duhhhh" and then "I win"
What are you fucking retarded? C'mon I was really looking forward to taking away your last shred of dignity. It would be that last step on your way to ending it all.
I RULE!!!!
Feel free to tell me how much I rock, or bow down before my huge balls.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
attention whore
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You die first pee drinking crapface.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and die ryan donovan
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry adam, i win. that's the rules.
die jose.
die yams.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
U eat poopoo!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:08:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm just going to say that cumreseptacle is the dumbest word i have ever tried to pronounce in my brain
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it's cum-receptacle, you know like depository, my god your a dumb one.
I'll take the fact that it took a while for you to respond and the fact that you had no REAL response as evidence that I won.
I knew that I would.
Have a nice day you flaming peice of shit no good pole smoking faggot!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Mmmm baby I want your hot, meaty man sausage in my ass again. C'mon baby I neeeeeed it! Let's do it without lube this time, huh baby? Ooooooh I can feel your purple monster in my sphincter already!"
Dad said to pass that on.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for the heat funny name sounding guy
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just dropping by. Asshat.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm just going to say that cumreseptacle is the dumbest word i have ever tried to pronounce in my brain
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-29 17:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:59:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
adam - nice buddy. ooh, ya got me. did i say i have a worn down looking 50 dollar shirt from af? i have two pairs of pants jackass, i never specified thank you. my girlfriend doesn't have downs, just some nice tits and this weird fetish with sucking my fingers (weirds me out).
i have decided to bash your nationality for now. your british i know it. you got bad teeth and an odd love of fish and tea. i hope you wallow in your lonesome country wallowing about how rainy it is and how hard it is to see. -2 DIE
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Ohhh so you paid 75 bucks for pants that have been washed alot already, thats alot better than a 50 dollar shirt, it all proves the same point.
Your girlfriend doesn't have a wierd fetish for sucking you fingers, it's that she's only 2 and still teething you fucking pedofile.
I'm not british you stupid ass. AMERICAN. I live in sunny south Florida. So I guess I'll just tell you how wrong you are again.
You stupid whiny cumreceptacle.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
adam - nice buddy. ooh, ya got me. did i say i have a worn down looking 50 dollar shirt from af? i have two pairs of pants jackass, i never specified thank you. my girlfriend doesn't have downs, just some nice tits and this weird fetish with sucking my fingers (weirds me out).
i have decided to bash your nationality for now. your british i know it. you got bad teeth and an odd love of fish and tea. i hope you wallow in your lonesome country wallowing about how rainy it is and how hard it is to see. -2 DIE
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:54:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
"i kind of got the fang thing going on"
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Is that because your Mom got knocked up while doing one of those Woman loves dog bestiality films. c'mon it's ok you can admit it.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Morg - your assumption that I have bad teeth is based on what? a perfect set of teeth? which is what? what the fuck do your teeth look like dumbass? pearly white with straight lines? fuck off, im sure they're stained yellow from years of smoking kools and drinking tang. you assume something again dickface and have some facts. wanna know actually? they're average. i kind of got the fang thing going on, but fuck it other than that they are straight and nice. suck it.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:06:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Adam - You are unworthy of my time seeing as I don't know you, meaning you're an unknown and that no one really cares what you say except for like 2 users. "
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Oh my god! That was such a good insult!! You totally verbally assaulted the shit out of me!
Give me a fucking break. I wasted 5 minutes of my life reading some of the insults and rebuttals on this post, and they're juvenile at best. I love how you showed your intelligence to us all by:
1.)Telling everybody that you proudly wear A+F. Way to go retard! You're willing to pay fifty bucks for a shirt that looks old.
2.)Praising authors in one post and then ATTEMPTING to assail them the next. 1.21 Owned you.
3.)Telling us your gf was 120lbs and 20 years old with a birthmark. You failed to mention the fact that she has downs syndrome and looks like she was assulted with the ugly stick every day since she was born.
I have more but I would like to see what tripe comes out of your mouth before continue.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
line switch! who wants some? you might not get what you expected...
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i bet you have bad teeth.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:46:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry prophet but I know the internet is a world where last words mean everything, I couldn't have you making me look like a dolt now could I? I do that myself thank you very much.
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I see it as having been a bilateral effort, and I assure you that we have succeeded marvellously.
As for last words, you may have as many as you like. I am done here.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
have to admit i did burn a few people (PMJ) so bad they turned black
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Magirk - Thanks for throwing in your two shitty cents. One day I'll look back on this and laugh directly thinking about you and how I became such a great user and you've faded into nothing.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry prophet but I know the internet is a world where last words mean everything, I couldn't have you making me look like a dolt now could I? I do that myself thank you very much.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:35:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok i'm back. i had full intention of dropping this but not now. Not ever.
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Stick to your guns! If you say you intend to do something, you should do it.
Otherwise you are no man. You are a flimsy, invertebrate waffle.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't even funny.
Kai wins.
# of friends: 0
hah.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:36:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
prophet - See the thing is i'm not a little girl. Actually you need to stop fantasizing about them every chance you get. Stop hurting the children prophet. stop the wall of pictures you have of little girls that you have manhandled. you should be thrown in jail for all i care.
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It's my prerogative to manhandle and photograph as many honeys as I see fit.
Whether I get thrown in jail remains to be seen. Get back to me after Oktuberfest.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
prophet - See the thing is i'm not a little girl. Actually you need to stop fantasizing about them every chance you get. Stop hurting the children prophet. stop the wall of pictures you have of little girls that you have manhandled. you should be thrown in jail for all i care.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok i'm back. i had full intention of dropping this but not now. Not ever.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an extra testi- I'll donate one to this clownshoe.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You don't have any testicles. end of story.
I won't be back to see if you wrote anything. I just wanted to keep you informed on the status of your testicularity.
Thanks.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't blame you for just dropping the whole thing.
You see, it's okay if you're afraid of me, SGS. Most sissies are! I'll tell you what. Why don't you ride your little girl bike home and put on your yellow cotton sunfrock? Just think of how pretty you'll be!
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Now that WOULD be pretty wouldn't it ?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:52:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You did lose prophet but it's ok. I'm done anyways.
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I really don't blame you for just dropping the whole thing.
You see, it's okay if you're afraid of me, SGS. Most sissies are! I'll tell you what. Why don't you ride your little girl bike home and put on your yellow cotton sunfrock? Just think of how pretty you'll be!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats...
Go home......
-2 DIE !!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You did lose prophet but it's ok. I'm done anyways.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see...
Well I guess that I can admit to my expirement. I wanted to see if I truly had what it took to be a shitstur and make most heated. It's out of my system now. Work is almost over. Have a good weekend people.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:40:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
prophet - you responded to my hitwhoring so quickly, I love it. You will definitely be a tool for frustration in the future.
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Whose frustration? I am only to assume you speak of your own, as it's a difficult task to frustrate me. You might anger me if you try hard enough, but it is a rare occasion indeed when I am truly frustrated.
Well, you sure told me. Your rebuttal was simply infallible. I suppose I've lost this "verbal battle".
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No.... he was some weirdo that would rate a post like a billion time and just say "HEAT" or some shit like that.Sending shit posts to the MH list.
Strange dude.... very strange indeed.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH - Who the fuck is heater? Is he still around?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey junior....
YOU HIT THE MOST HEATED PAGE!!
Congrats, not bad for a 2'nd post.
and you have us to thank I might add.
Who needs that weirdo "heater" guy anymore huh ?
good-for-you.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH - have fun beating off onto your cage and giving people rabies then.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My mistake. I almost forgot that the psychological issues associated with those who whore themselves out for attention are only complicated when others enable them by acknowledging their antics. I apologize for exacerbating your emotional disorders.
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Shit NETPROPHET ... you made me feel bad now about playing with the boy!
So I AM part of the problem and not the solution ??
I'm very sorry SATANWITHVD, or who ever you are. Someday you will get that fry cook position, the acne will clear up, and Dad will stop touching you in your "secret places".
Life will improve for you sonnyboy, keep your chin(s) up and aim for the stars little man.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
prophet - you responded to my hitwhoring so quickly, I love it. You will definitely be a tool for frustration in the future.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Satansgotsyphillis - yes
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I certainly hope this post has garnered you the attention you so sorely lacked in childhood.
Perhaps now you can move on with your life and pursue legitimate goals instead of seeking a moment in the spotlight.
My mistake. I almost forgot that the psychological issues associated with those who whore themselves out for attention are only complicated when others enable them by acknowledging their antics. I apologize for exacerbating your emotional disorders.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH - so you make upper six figures? Doing what? Being a lab monkey?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:22:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH - I don't type slow at all. The problem is that I have other things to do known as WORK while you are probably sitting at home waiting for that new beastiality stream to hit the net aren't ya?
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Hehhehee... I probably make more money in a week than you will this year.
Nice try though clownboy... and it's MIDGET PORN, not animals you freak!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu - Yes.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don - You know it's odd, every loser I have ever met that doesn't have a girlfriend say they are too busy making a career for themselves. I'm guessing you're an exception of course...
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Funny, how can a "loser" be someone with a career? I"m well equipped to have a girlfriend, in fact i've had several in the past, but at this junction i dont have the time. My apologies, Should i quit my well paying job and get a girlfriend to be a True Badass like yourself?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:22:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH - I don't type slow at all. The problem is that I have other things to do known as WORK while you are probably sitting at home waiting for that new beastiality stream to hit the net aren't ya?
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You get a +1 for making me laugh at that.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL - I don't need to be on Bart's jackoff party known as B@W to know I'm better than you
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Nobody told me there were jackoff parties once you made B@W! GODAMN YOU ALL!! I WANT TO JACK OFF AS WELL!!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn....
Mom must have told him to get of the puter ??
I'm leaving now, this is boring...at least shlongy has GOOD and QUICK insults.
POOPOO HEAD! <----I got the last word in
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH - I don't type slow at all. The problem is that I have other things to do known as WORK while you are probably sitting at home waiting for that new beastiality stream to hit the net aren't ya?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"WTH - the reach around my whole dad and me being gay thing, so original I peed my pants.
eww...... he's a bed wetter too
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SLOW
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TOO
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TYPE
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONG JUNIOR?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul - admittance is a word, and to say this is anything but hitwhoring would be ignorant.
Don - You know it's odd, every loser I have ever met that doesn't have a girlfriend say they are too busy making a career for themselves. I'm guessing you're an exception of course...
WTH - the reach around my whole dad and me being gay thing, so original I peed my pants.
GLALL - I don't need to be on Bart's jackoff party known as B@W to know I'm better than you.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey man, he's an A+F Badass, because Abercrombie wears down your arms with their overly inflated prices and shirts!
That's why he cant type fast!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:44:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
congo - you are......respected in my eyes now.
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WOOO!! I won! I won!
Oh, wait. That's a definite loss, isn't it?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know all.... he kind of takes all the fun out of this by typing so sloooooooooooooooooooow
Silly little retarded kid!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah! I am now officially involved in this shitstorm!
How many times have you made B@W? What? Oh, never? Why's that? You're not good enough?
Okay pantyfucker, here's to you being sooo much better than me. I mean, just look at our stat comparision, I only got like 36,000 hits and you got like a whopping 800. You're a god.
Other than that I gotta say that I know Queen Latifah and she knows people that will buy some baby trees and stick them up your ass.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Do you really want the hits THAT bad ?
You seem to be quasi-retarded, and the keen mental abilities of a guava...but you're right, I'm just "backing out while I'm way behind"
"Behind" being a subject you are very familiar with.... as you fuck your dad while he gives you a "reach around"
You win... thanks for playing. I feel unclean after talking to you for this long and need a shower.
Tell your mom I said hi okay, and do your homework.McDonalds doesn't hire just "anybody" you know.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yes, and you should be high on Most Heated for a good while.
+1 for showing some admittance (if that's a word)
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really? Hmm, Personally I dont have the time to date, i'm too busy being successful and carrying on a normal life.
You do, because you're in high school, or college and just act like you're in high school... and all you have time for is sticking your penis an any orifice other a pencil sharpener.
Pity that pencil sharpener is too big eh?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I heard that you sleep with stuffed animals and your best friend is an imaginary person named Roxy. I also heard you like to sexually assault mailboxes and anything that is stiff and erect. You can't ejaculate unless a man punches you in the teeth or calls you daddy, and you haven't been to the dentist in eight years. How's that for kicking your ass? Everyone now praise me.
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That was amazing! Holding back laughter over here.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and GLALL, your B@W post sucks ass. I could write better posts on the toilet. Random random random cat hair random random. It doesn't even make sense when you write.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu is back and sucking cock more than ever! Detest it all you will, at least I get women to look at me in public places, as you get them to walk on the other side of the street.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul - worked didn't it?
WTH - Nice way of backing out while you're way behind..
tart - suck it.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:53:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu - Let's see, I told you what's up, then you make a comment that since I wear a certain brand of clothing I'm bisexual? Like I'm sure you've NEVER worn A+F. Go back to doing nothing and being forgotten.
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Really is "go away, nobody cares" the best you can do? And no, sorry I've never worn A+F because personally, I detest the stuff.
So... why dont you go toss another guys salad and enjoy pretending like people actually give a shit as to which brand of clothes you wear.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a clever way to get heat and attention.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tart - my cat's my girlfriend ooooh how funny. Jessica. 124 lbs. 20 years old. Birthmark on right thigh that looks like a pineapple. And your girlfriend? Oh....sorry for bringing that up.
GLALL - well, yes i did credit you at one time. Now I see your true colors. You suck.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have finished work now so Mr Satan with syphillis, Im afraid you just got verbally assaulted. S'pose its a change for you from the sexual assaults by your dad.
Seriously, I come back to Uber for one day and this is the stuff I missed. Giving people I dont know shit over the internet, I love it. Thanks. +2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:53:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu - Let's see, I told you what's up, then you make a comment that since I wear a certain brand of clothing I'm bisexual? Like I'm sure you've NEVER worn A+F. Go back to doing nothing and being forgotten.
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ok... you are just WAAAAAAAY to dumb to continue this conversation, and YOU TYPE TO FUCKING SLOW YOU DUMB CUNT.
You've written 2 posts.... 2 fucking posts, and you're an expert ??
You're not fit to eat the corn out of 1.2GW's shit, nevermind slam him!
Take the shlongy-wannabe skit elsewhere junior.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:59:10 EDT (#)
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Godammit people must I do everything around here?
Didn't you post about how great i was? You can't attack me now that would mean you are a traitor, and traitors go directly to the ninth ring of hell. Therefore...
I've heard better comebacks coming from the mouth of the mentally deficient. You attack these people when you have no credibility yourself. This, in turn, voids everything you have to say because to us, you are sub-human. Don't do this to yourself, don't let people hate you before you even start. But hey, you seem to have already screwed yourself, so what the hell...
I heard that you sleep with stuffed animals and your best friend is an imaginary person named Roxy. I also heard you like to sexually assault mailboxes and anything that is stiff and erect. You can't ejaculate unless a man punches you in the teeth or calls you daddy, and you haven't been to the dentist in eight years. How's that for kicking your ass? Everyone now praise me.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whos winning?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:53:47 EDT (#)
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Donitsu - Let's see, I told you what's up, then you make a comment that since I wear a certain brand of clothing I'm bisexual? Like I'm sure you've NEVER worn A+F. Go back to doing nothing and being forgotten.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:49:34 (#)
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tart - unfortunately for you in real life i don't wear glasses, I have a girlfriend who I cheat on, and I wear...gasp...A+F.
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A+F??? What? Is that an American term for a 'brace'? And stop referring to your cat as your girlfriend. She dumped your ass last week.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:49:34 (#)
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tart - unfortunately for you in real life i don't wear glasses, I have a girlfriend who I cheat on, and I wear...gasp...A+F.
WTH - Look everybody! It's an absolute nobody! He's rated 80% of your posts and you've read only one of his............it's whatthehell!
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A+F eh?
So you're cheating on her with a guy?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:51:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:39:54 (#)
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Ram - thanks for your little pwned comment. You certainly told me.
gigawatts - I THINK YOUR POSTS SUCK. AND FULL OF FLUFF. So what? Live with it junkie. You got your hopes up? For a guy with three posts? Idiot.
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An Accord Of My Favorite New Authors (364 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2004-10-25 12:53:36
I have decided to give some of my favorite authors their due. I know this has been done before countless times, but I think this is a good reminder to people that all of our definitions of "good" are different. Whereas some like serious with a hint of wit, some people like their posts totally satirical and insane while maintaining intelligence.
I have decided to limit "new" as to meaning their user ID is above 9000. This is to combat the constant complaint that there is no good writing being presented by newbs. I feel that some of these are among best ever, and that we need to stick with the mindframe that this site can only get better if it also gets worse.
1.21 Gigawatts
The maker of Oktuberfest and overall good writer, 1.21 takes you through non-fictional jaunts of his life, with entertainment in tow. He hasn't been seen on the site lately, but I'm sure when he comes back we will hear about it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48271 A Practical Method Of Getting Out Of A Speeding Ticket
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46975 The View From Down Here
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46486 Top Down, Chrome Spinnin'
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So you think my posts suck, or am I one of your favorite new authors?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tart - unfortunately for you in real life i don't wear glasses, I have a girlfriend who I cheat on, and I wear...gasp...A+F.
WTH - Look everybody! It's an absolute nobody! He's rated 80% of your posts and you've read only one of his............it's whatthehell!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:46:46 EDT (#)
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HEY EVERYONE...
IT'S SHLONGY LITE!
1/3 less intelligent, with HALF the assholeness!!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
All three tartpumper. I'm sure you don't even look human though.
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Wow. You certainly told me.
I was right though wasnt I? Honestly?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:44:15 EDT (#)
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congo - you are......respected in my eyes now.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Donitsu - Nice way to attack my insult as if it were futile. Why haven't you posted recently? Scared that someone else might write a hate post about you and make you cry?
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I dunno if you're good at Math or anything, but notice the time difference between the WQP hate post and my leaving post? I left because i was sick of Uber and still am to varying degrees. However due to serious boredom problems caused by my tedious work, I find the need to cut loose on Uber a little too strong to resist.
Why have you only posted drivel? I cant say i've posted gold, but you've got no right to judge, you ignorant pseudo intellectual douchewash
Why dont you take your infantile puerile crap somewhere else?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a big fat poopy-head!
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