The Deal Went Down to Uber (948 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.8 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by cexshun<uber.at.libbintech.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-29 14:03:53 EDT
Sung to the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" - Charlie Daniels Band
The devil surfed over to Uber
he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind
he was willing to make a deal
he came across this young man
insulting the authors and making them hot
the devil opened up an IM and said "Boy let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know this but I'm an uber user too
and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you can really slam insults boy, but give the devil his due
I bet a pussy of gold against you soul to think I meaner then you
The boy said "My names schlongy and I don't give a fuck
I'll take that bet, you're gonna regret, you'll gonna need some luck"
REFRAIN
Scholongy sharpen up your wit and slap them authors hard
cause hells broke loose on Uber and the devil deals the cards
If you win you get this golden sex toy made of gold
but if you lose, the devil gets your soul
**badass solo!**
The devil opened up the page and said "Who deserves it most?"
and fire flew from his nostril as he clicked on lojope's post
he read the words, luaghed to himself, and gave an evil hiss
he clicked on "rate this item" and typed away and it looked something like this
"-2 DIE"
"HAR HAR RAPE"
"Attention GHEY menz"
"You suck!!!!oneone"
"Suck my dick, ho!"
the devil finished, schlongy said "You only gave -1?"
Well sit down in that chair right there and watch me have some fun!
REFRAIN2
koolmang is a dick in the highest way
he says he's straight but I know he's gay
jabba's half-limericks just fucking blow
at least I'm not a pussy and rate as 'Random Joe'
**badass solo2!**
the devil bowed his head because he knew that he was wrong
and he laid that golden pussy on the ground before the Schlong
Schlongy crammed the toy in the devils crotch and said "OMG, what a wussy!"
And to this day all Ubersite tells how Fetish got a pussy!
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In case you should ever return - I did this for you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89641
All in glorious honour of your wonderful post, of course...magnificent as it is.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not too shabby
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you imagine? This poor, unknown poster, garnered only 567 hits for this masterfuckingpiece.
If Method or one of the braods with tits did this, he'd get 12,000 hits.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff, even if you did misspell SHLONGY's name...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking beauty.
I'm crying.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmoron stole your niche while you went and knocked up that chick.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the support guys. I actually got a couple "uber elites" to rate one of my posts this time. Looks like I'm getting about 300 hits per post, with the exception of my post regarding loosing virginity, which did get 800 hits. Perhaps it does add some merit to Schlongy's statements. However, the low man on the totem pole must work his/her way up. I just choose to become known throughout the site using a different method then fetish, mang, etc etc. I don't post everyday because I like my posts to be well thoughtout and have merit. If I wanted to, I could be writting daily fictional posts about doing something stupid, and then getting laid. That equation seems to be working for several members.
I kind of liking being unknown. I know my posts are rated honestly. If I write shit, I want to know it's shit so I can use that to become a better author. A couple of my posts received lower ratings, and this has helped me to turn out some quality work.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-30 19:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on Shlongy, 280 hits is quite good for a new poster. If he keeps up this kind of work he'll have a legion of fans in no time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-30 19:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post deserved better.
As I've said before (and I won't bother to post a link), unless your title has "tits"..."ass"..."cunt"..."homo" or "camwhore" in it for easy and quick access, you almost stand no chance for hits if you're not one of the "Uber Elite", who, by the way, are for the most part, fucking idiots.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-30 05:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality.
I'm gonna be singing this in the car now, and people are going to look at me like I've lost it.
Wait...
They already do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-30 00:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-29 20:12:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is shit. Wouldn't be surprised if you are him.
Hey professor...keep exuding this kind of jealousy, and you'll turn into a flaming fagouche.
Oops. Too late.
Don't fret...someone will write a song about you someday.
I think Beck already did. Check it out, "Loser".
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know I thought it was all right.
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is NOT a 1.40 rated post, is it? Really? Come on!
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-10-29 20:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. . . .just freaking awesome. . . .
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-29 20:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is shit. Wouldn't be surprised if you are him.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-10-29 20:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. Thanks to everyone who likes this work. It was fun to write!
And Schlongy, I'm honored to have you say such nice things about my work!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-29 20:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice parody. Good work on it having decent rhyme and not feeling too forced, too.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-29 19:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha-har
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-29 19:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-10-29 19:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-29 19:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! HA!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-29 19:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This..........RULED.
Submitted by Hermann_the_German (user info) at 2004-10-29 19:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell! I thought the version of Weird al Yankovich was unbeatable.
i was wrong, but nevertheless, i'm gonna linkpimp him.
http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/weirdal/The%20Devil%20Went%20Down%20To%20Jamaica%20Lyrics.htm
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-29 18:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:41:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good, although elevating Shlongy to the level of folk-hero?
No good can come of this.
While you are certainly 100% correct in this assessmant, I still have to say that this is fucking outstanding stuff.
The more I think about it though, how could he- or virtually anyone for that matter- go wrong with Shlongy as a post subject?
It's almost impossible, isn't it?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good, although elevating Shlongy to the level of folk-hero?
No good can come of this.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't give this a +2, because I just hate Charlie Daniels.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poetic.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WILL THE REAL SHLONGY PLEASE STAND UP?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J33t.
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
retardedness
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sly and Witty. Bravo good sir.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute - shouldn't it be
"The Devil went down to Uber," not deal?
Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know i havnt had any of that big league chew lately
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Anton. Satan bless his soul.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Instant classic. BRAVO!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**badass solo!**
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed out loud!!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 14:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHAHa
That was perfect!
Although I still want to know the TRUE identity of the shlonger......