The Dangers of... (1857 hits)
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Submitted by BigBear (View user info) at 2003-03-06 11:26:29 EST
The Danger of taking Ephidrine at work out of sheer boredom (even Uber couldn't help!) is that you Fidget, talk to much, think that time has stopped, go red, sweat and have facial tics... other than that it's all good!
What do other Uber users do out of sheer boredom?
(replying to my post is not an acceptable answer!)
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Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-03-07 16:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ephridren has killed people befor, look a the major league picher Tim Bechler. He died a few weeks ago cause of it. now me, i have a death wish, so i take it before going out to party. new years eve this year i took two pills of mini thin's that contain epherdrine, then i drank 10 beers, then my boys came over and we did a few lines then went to a party where i proceeded to do more coke and drink more beer. i was up till about 5 am partying, but these other coked out bastards at the party were up to about 9am... so the moral of the story is take epherdrine its a lot cheaper than coke... coke is way of telling people they have too much money. oh and if u snort ephedrine it gives u a nice head buzz. not as good as coke but a whole helluva lot cheaper
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-07 13:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nicole is right - you gotta go for it dude.
There's a half million platitudes I could drop on you but there's no need. Don't throw it away.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-07 11:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden - sounds like you're just afraid of committment. If you really liked the girl, whats the problem with dating her. So what if you break up 1 year, 2 years down the road and one or both of you gets hurt. The good times you have together should outweigh the saddness of the breakup. At least that is how it has been with me. If you breakup with people early on to avoid having a worse breakup down the road, then you will never end up dating anyone, because most relationships don't end in marriage (at least marriages that last).
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-07 11:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm just being bitter, Razor. my friends met over the net, and they have a good marriage. (although sometimes she threatens castration...) and i actually met a really great chick over the net, but i know it won't work out. she's totally fallen for me, and i admit i have feelings for her, but i just can't handle her. (she's a crazy puerto rican) all my friends say i'm nuts. they all wish THEY had a girl like her that was in love with them. i mean, she's smart, she's got the best sense of humor in the world, she's INCREDIBLY gorgeous; i mean GORGEOUS; and oh yes... the sex is AMAZING! i just had to let her go because i know it won't work out, and i'm just trying to spare the both of us the heartache in the future. and she said it's impossible for her to be friends with me because she just wants to tear my clothes off everytime she sees me. see... look at me... rambling on and on about a female... god i'm lonely.... and depressed. oh well; nothing a 12 pack won't cure. *sigh*
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-07 10:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden - just for what it's worth I met a girl over the 'net once, and she turned out to be one of the most fantastic females I've ever met... I would have married her, but she felt like we were too young, and in the end it didn't work out so she was probably right.
But the point is that you can meet people over the net perfectly well, and that it often works out. People meet people in all kinds of ways, if you think about it reading about someone's personality and taking the time to select from people that seem appealing makes a lot more sense than going to your local alcohol emporium and waking up next to some chick that your beer goggles told you looked good at the time.
Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-03-07 04:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddammit EH you've hit the nail right on the head! my sleep has been so fucked up recently, I wake every half an hour or so feeling confused, and on several occasions i've been informed by my G/Friend that I've been sitting up talking and have even spoken to her in my sleep.
I still think Eph is kind of a wonder drug though its cheap and it helps in the following situations:
Hungry? take some Eph, Tired? take some Eph, Bored? take some Eph, Want to speak gibberish in your sleep to people who don't exist? take some Eph...
See its ALL good.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-03-06 19:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to post "crush and snort", but Loren scolded me last time and I feel I should have learned a lesson.
So this time, the maxim to live by is "powders for parties, needles for work".
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-06 18:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hell yeah! hotornot is the best! i drew a beard on myself for my profile, and i click on all the girls that i'm postive that would never, EVER, want to meet me. i also have a serious profile, but really don't meet girls with it. it's just for fun. like i'm really going to meet someone over the internet! PFFFFFTTTT!!! then again... Loren is coming to the area. but we're just going to party together, not have sex ....or are we? =) anyway, who else can relate to Bart's "All the wrong places" article?
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-03-06 15:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
when i get bored i put on my headphones, crank some mp3's and review people on hotornot.com. i have a picture i got from uglypeople.com and use that profile to click on the meet me links for all the 9+ girls on the site so they get to see my picture and that i'm interested in dating them...
i dunno, it gets old, but it's usually good for an hour of entertainment or so. so far no dates, but it's tough being 300lbs with only one ear.
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-03-06 13:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA I can't be fired for the next 2 years and 5 months...Is it august 27th 2005 yet?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-06 13:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, after drinking about 4 gallons of beer, i took some, and found out first hand. listen to this guy, he knows what he's talking about- it nearly killed me...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-06 13:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, get this- i just came back from a urinalisys... Ephidrine is banned for the armed forces now, and just last week my friends were trying to sober me up (i was near comatose) and they fed me a SHITLOAD of pills to help the process, all of which contained Ephidrine... i'm assuming it's out of my system by now, but if not, i could catch some shit for this. that's the last time i get drunk and start putting whatever is handed to me in my mouth.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-03-06 13:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I took diet pills with Ephedrine to help me lose my beer gut. The first time, I swallowed two pills along with about 8 cups of coffee at my local (independently owned) coffee shop and hit the gym. I spun some NIN Fixed on my CD player and nearly passed out from working too hard. My heartrate was around 180 bpm and my ears started ringing. I thought it was fun... just don't mix it with alcohol or any other downer. You'll confuse your body.
Tyler
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-06 12:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Good way to get fired fellas.
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-03-06 12:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ya know I learned that ephedrine isnt exactly safe. I got addicted to it when I was in biloxi mississippi. I would find myself wandering aimlessly at night when I should have been sleeping. My sleeping disorders still exist now after 7 months of being off it. Plus you will find out that if you start using it too much you need more. I drove from biloxi to Long Island in 19 hours and took 19 pills. The sleeping disorders haunted me though, my dreams were very odd, my sleep pattern had changed from getting 8 hours of sleep to getting maybe 2, and I would never hit REM sleep. I started talking when I did sleep. My roomate had full conversations with me in my sleep. I'd wake up thinking I was in my bed, when in reality I was elsewhere. It was horrible, but it kept me up. I suppose if you dont abuse it then you dont have those fucked up problems. My life centers around prescription and over the counter (legal) drugs. They make a pill that counter acts everything, can't sleep take sleeping pills, cant stay awake take emphetamines. Can't shit take ex lax, cant stop shitting take something for that etc etc.
When ever I get bored at work I just start randomly searching, that or I start sending out blank emails to distro's. I've also been known to make some good stories up. My last story was about penguins using freon to make my bedroom floor ice so they could play hockey. Aside from that, I go out for a cigarette break every 15 minutes, I call and harrass hidden. And I take a coffee break at least once every 20 minutes. Work sucks, They have me in the middle of a room, no cubicle, no office nothing. Lonely old Airman first class cant have an office to himself. I keep asking for one, Then the bastards have the nerve to ask me why I am not productive and why I have the "I dont give a shit attitude." my answer to that is simple, there's just no incentive. I dont have an office so that fucking forces me to deal with all the stupidity that run's rampid throughout my shop. Then my computer is a 450 pentium 2. Of course all the Higher management who do nothing but write email and make word documents get pentium 4 2 ghz with 500 mb ram. Me, I sit there and write scripts, do remote access, and tons of other shit. At any given point I have, at a minimum of 13 windows open. As soon as something happens, or I submit one of my sql queries or run a script forget it, anything thats unsaved is lost. GOD DAMNIT I HATE MANAGEMENT AND MY JOB!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-06 12:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 That about sums it up.
Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-03-06 12:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Update: As talking too much is one of the pitfalls with this kind of foolishness, I was telling my workmate about the benefits of Ephidrine, when he produced some Cocaine, which we then proceeded to inhale... I'm so looking forward to the drive home!