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I'm NOT masturbating RIGHT NOW! (1249 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.71 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BDakotaC (View user info) at 2004-10-30 01:34:16 EDT


...because this picture has destroyed any sex drive I may have had.

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Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-30 16:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-30 02:11:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish there was a word for how unfunny this is. I'll make one. Hmm... Noamu. This is noamu.
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HA!

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BAHAHAHAHAH I can't believe I missed the little boy down there!

At first I thought it was a bicycle helmet.

Then I put on my glasses

and low and behold!

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

really? your not?

Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-30 09:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't -2 it ... because anything is better than your last post

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-30 08:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't think it's a coincidence that almost every post that gets shit ratings, I like.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-30 07:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha

Not seen.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-30 07:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

noamu

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-10-30 05:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I LIKE LITTLE BOTZ LOL

Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-10-30 03:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why do you all not think this funny? Are you OFFENDED? Do you all like LITTLE BOYS?

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2004-10-30 03:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

did michael "touch" you in places you felt insecure about when you were little? Don't worry, everything was OK, just like he told you. After all, you ARE a fag.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-30 02:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish there was a word for how unfunny this is. I'll make one. Hmm... Noamu. This is noamu.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This drunk -2 has been boruoght you to oyo by Jesus with collapboarious by Nerf enterprseis.s

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

but she's hot! I mean who wouldn't wanna masturbate to her?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GREAT!

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

funny picture but I see you have yet to garner a good rating so who am I to mess with a trend?

Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet as a young child you used to dream of Michael giving you a solid fuck in the ass.

DIE -2


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