The British AD Page (832 hits)
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Submitted by Iago (View user info) at 2004-10-30 15:06:24 EDT
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PRINCE HARRY - Seeks work in beer commercial to improve public image. Box 46.
WE ASKED THE BRITISH - "Whats the best thing about Prince Harry?" They told us, "The fact that he's not first in line for the throne."
SELLAFIELD - Britians nuclear deterrent. Well, be honest, if you were an invading dictator would you want responsibility for the place?
MANDLESON - Unexpectedly free during Summer recess of Commons. Will consider work as a glove puppet in Summer season show.
BEAT INFLATION - Assault a Yuppie.
BROADBAND SHARES - The misery and frustration. NTL - It's you we keep waiting for fucking ages
PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS
LETS BUILD A BETTER COUNTRY - Pilgrim Fathers seek like minded persons to split this cesspool and try again somewhere else. Box 39.
THINK MIDDLESBORO - Hallup!
THINK MILTON KEYNEZZZZzzzzzzz
IF TYPHOO - Put the T in Britain, then who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?
I WOULD LIKE to thank the British Museum for the loan of that last joke.
I PAID MY COUNCIL TAX - And lived. But that's more than I can say for those four old grannies I did over to get my money.
BRITAIN IS GREAT - when you compare it to a Turkish Prison.
MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE - Lucky bastard doesn't realise that Britain stinks.
FREE SPEECH IN BRITAIN - But we'll soon put a stop to that. The Conservative Party, your gob is next in line for privatisation.
WHATS FUNNY ABOUT BRITAIN - Well, quite a lot really. Then again, I'm Japanese.
BRITAIN'S SHIT - our obscene profits. The twelve sewage and water companies of Great Britain. Crapping on you with our bills.
HOW MANY BRITISH - Does it take to change a light bulb? None, they're all on strike. A little German humor for you there.
SCOTLAND AND WALES - would like to announce that they're part of the UK. "We're here if you want us." Box 43.
70% OF BRITISH - Can't find Lincolnshire on a map.
99% OF BRITISH - Don't want to go there anyway.
NORTH SEA OIL RIG - Crew wish to point out that the pollution out here is so bad you needn't send a helicopter. We'll walk home.
BRITIANS FOOT BALL HOOLIGANS - Wish to announce that they'll spend the close season sharpening their skills on hunting demos.
JOHN MAJOR - Ex Prime minister. Currently resting between engagements. Lack of direction and verbal blustering a speciality. Seeking work as a London cabbie. Box 89.
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-10 13:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER! http://www.ubersite.com/m/84913
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-28 05:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lying sack of shit stealing material bastard.
Submitted by Phlare (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe I liked it. Again, porbably 'cause I'm British. The reason you yanks don't get it is that British humour generally requires a)knowledge b)intelligence and c)a sense of humour. All of which are severely lacking in America.
Submitted by Staccers (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess you wouldnt really get it if your american.
But being british myself, i liked it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-30 19:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ug
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a book i've got called the framley examiner. A piss take local newspaper. In the announcements section there was one that said.
Guess who's been fucking my wife!
Pete you complete bastard. I thought you had
more taste. And don't think you're getting your lawnmower back.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I..really don't get it.
British humor I'm guessing.
"Why does the food in the UK suck as bad as the jokes?"
"Cause it's both english!"
harharharhar.
...it was better than yours.
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRITISH HUMOUR!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
British HumOUR.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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