Quaker Oats are Faggot Fodder. (707 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -0.04 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-10-30 15:30:18 EDT
Feijuada was a gay piece of shit,
Who looked like a beat up old tit;
He liked being gay,
Like Zakal-way,
Because who cares he's just a faggot-ass bitch!!!
That's pretty much all there is to say. Elections are coming up. Don't waste your vote for your own "moral" reasons or whatever. Nobody cares. Especially whoever wins.
Bottled water is fucking stupid. Brita is not. Unfiltered tap is horrible.
Cheerios taste better with milk.
Baked beans are the best thing to come out of Boston.
Oatmeal is the best thing to come from quakers.
Social studies is taught TREMENDOUSLY differently depending on what part of the country you're from.
I'd like to use a time machine to meet the thousand or so left-handed individuals that die every year from using products intended for righties right before they die. And laugh at them for being stupid.
If I were to die, I'd like to reincarnate as a dildo in Cheyenne Silver's private collection.
Shlongy is still a big puss,
And also a big wuss;
He's a cock and a punk,
Can't stand his funk,
And there's nothing else to say, fuck it he sucks fucking balls.
Cheers.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-31 17:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Silly boy!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-31 12:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only can you not write a limerick worth a shit...you can't even construct a coherent sentence.
I'd say you're qualified for about 4 jobs...three are in conjunction with a mop and bucket...and you might be trustworthy enough to run the Drive Thru.
Not funny. Not clever. Not coherent.
You're a Triple Crown winner. Congrats!
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to use a time machine to meet the thousand or so left-handed individuals that die every year from using products intended for righties right before they die. And laugh at them for being stupid.
Bwahahahahahhahahaha
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cheers
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-31 00:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit man! I will not sit here and watch talent like yours go to waste! Your limericks are the Hustler to Shakespeare's Playboy - less bullshit and to the point! YOU WILL BE THE BEST OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! DON"T THROW AWAY YOUR DREAMS OF #1!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because theres nothing funny in this
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-10-30 18:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
k.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you write a haiku next time, +2s for life.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Limericks still suck.
Why aren't you dead?
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zoid, why can't you have a sense of humor like zakalwe? Uber ROXXORZ!!!!!
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA I killed your post.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This really did make me smile.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blah
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats twice I've featured in your "po-yums." Want to join my fan-club?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-10-30 15:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So...ya like Quaker Oats, do ya?