My fetish (851 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.87 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thrice Palermo (View user info) at 2004-10-30 19:50:37 EDT
I have a thing for average normal women.
They fascinate me.
Nothing makes me hotter than a nice well adjusted woman with a good attitude
about her place in life who is comfortable in her own skin.
Should I try to get myself repaired?
Should I be worried that supermodels and pneumaticly enhanced bimbos
remind me respectively of little girls and cartoon charachters?
I do have a few specific quirky preferences. Like the fact that I like full hips, breasts
that obey the laws of gravity, and that a soft layer of fat on a woman seems to feel normal to me.
Am I totally fucked up in the head?
User Reviews
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-11-03 14:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nope dude you're normal. +1 only because you're putting your fetish up on the internet.
Anorexically thin tall skinny models = not my cup of tea. So whatever.
Submitted by 1337_dude (user info) at 2004-11-03 14:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go for it. I like B, 120-130lbs. women who don't look like they've just been living in a third world country. Those who are deemed "average" looking, etc. etc. etc. At least I know what they look like in bed - you know, without the makeup. :D
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-10-30 22:31:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
"and that a soft layer of fat on a woman seems to feel normal to me."
My friend, get a walrus instead.
ha ha etc
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-31 10:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing wrong w/ that. Now just get at taste for ugly chicks and you'll have the entire female spectrum covered.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-31 09:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You sick bastard! This made me dry heave.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-10-31 07:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Right you are.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-31 05:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-30 22:24:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-30 21:40:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you're fucking sick. I almost gagged.
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Coming from a 27 year old unemployable man who writes lists on the internet of the ugly women he would 'suck the piss out of'.
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HAR HAR PEENER
Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice pick up line for a fat chic...too long though.
Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-10-30 22:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"and that a soft layer of fat on a woman seems to feel normal to me."
My friend, get a walrus instead.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-30 22:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-30 21:40:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you're fucking sick. I almost gagged.
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Coming from a 27 year old unemployable man who writes lists on the internet of the ugly women he would 'suck the piss out of'.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-10-30 22:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally fucked in the head? Nope, not at all. You see, you and I--we are on much the same level of thought. Although I may prefer the breasts slightly...perkier than yourself. Oh, and you really suck, what with posting a few sentences and getting a string of +2's. Bah!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-30 21:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you're fucking sick. I almost gagged.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-10-30 21:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
im not sure if this was satire or making a point or what....
but 'a soft layer of fat on a woman seems to feel normal to me.' sounds funny as hell
what kind of fat do you spread on her? a thin layer of bacon fat rubbed on her skin? ooh nice
then do you lick it off?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a fetish for light skinned black girls- http://www.ubersite.com/m/50144
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a fat fetish, get over it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-30 19:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-30 19:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WEIRDO.....
Submitted by Super_Fucking_King_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-30 19:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Adhesive
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-10-30 19:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This actually makes sense to me. Supermodels and enhanced bimbos are already giving you titillation. Half the thrill (or more, for some of us) is actually working for it, the "thrill of the chase." A nude stripper bounced on my lap once, and I have to tell you that I was far less turned on by that then when a former girlfriend and I simply kissed for the first time.
Does that make sense?