Diary of a Madman 27 (912 hits)
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Submitted by Bigmike (View user info) at 2004-10-30 23:10:55 EDT
This is a copy of a letter I wrote today. It's the most fun I've had in a long time.
Dear Mrs. Paula Taylor,
On the floor of my basement there is a sack. It is a nice, sturdy, cloth sack similar to the kind the Navy issues to their sailors. It has a nice dark blue color to it so it goes well with the decor of my home. It also has a nice thick drawstring so that it can be tied nice and tight. There are even a few holes in the top that I can run a master lock through in case it needs to be locked.
The sack is fairly new as I have purchased it for one purpose and only one purpose. Right now, as I look at it from my vantage point at the table I am currently writing you, the bag is still. It hasn't moved in awhile actually.
There is a living, breathing person residing in that sack right now. He is ten years old, blonde hair, blue eyes, about four foot three I would say. He would be your son, Timmy. He is a very special boy, I am sure that you are very proud of him. Did you know that he loves video games? I do. It's how I got him in my car today. It was no trouble at all. I just told him that I was a rep for PlayStation and we were looking for kids to beta test some of our new games. He couldn't wait to get in my car and go see the new games.
Timmy doesn't talk much and that's a shame. I like people to be interesting when they come over to my house to play. He rolled around a little bit when I first put him into the bag, but has since been as still as a mouse. It may have helped that I cut off his right arm just below the elbow. That, my dear, is residing in another sack sitting to the right of your son's spacious accomodations.
You see Mrs. Taylor, I am going to cut off a part of your son Timmy's body every other day until he becomes a stump of his former self. It's going to take me 16 days to take both arms and both legs. I will cut off the arms at the elbow and shoulder, and the legs at the knee and groin. I'll cauterize the wounds too. Don't worry about that. Timmy is not going to die anytime soon.
I am going to save the pieces for posterity in my nice little sacks, Mrs. Taylor. At least for a little while anyway. I'll be able to look at them, study them, and quite possibly send some bits and pieces to you. Would you like that? Would you like a little dead piece of Timmy? It's probably better than not having any piece of him at all. What do you think? Mybe I'll send some along for you.
There was so much in Timmy's wallet Mrs. Taylor. You would be proud of him. he keeps your address and phone number in there. He keeps money and baseball cards in there. He keeps a house key in there right alongside a picture of your stunningly beautiful daughter Amanda. Could Amanda come over and play sometime Mrs. Taylor? Could she come visit her brother? Hey, I have a key so I'll just come along any day now and collect her. I'll bet she'd like that.
See you soon! I'll tell Timmy you said hi.
User Reviews
Submitted by Scatherm (user info) at 2005-05-12 23:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am officially afraid of you.
Submitted by starsplinter (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I just read all of them today. I don't think I'll ever sleep again. Thanks a lot.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing wrong with this one... You sneaky bastard.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-31 11:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"(Is linkwhoring okay when I wrote it for you?)"
Yes, your story is awesome.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-31 09:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mike! Mike Mike Mike.... I wrote you a story, Mike! It's for you because A) you keep telling me to write fiction; and B) I was wondering how you know so much about cutting people up and that's where the story came from.
Here. From me to you, with love and stuff: http://www.ubersite.com/m/50183
(Is linkwhoring okay when I wrote it for you?)
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-31 09:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't know what to say about this. Maybe I should read your posts more often.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-10-31 05:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-31 05:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 LIVE!
Submitted by ShatteredDreams (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My testicles exploded while reading this.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotcha. Sorry!
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-31 00:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kai, this isn't necessarily a 'child abuse post' though. Sure, a child is being abused in it, but I mean, this is part of a series. I don't think the character cares how old his victims are.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-31 00:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2. Ubershite. Mike, I tried, but this is pretty typical stuff for Ubersite, not well done, and I know you can do better. Child abuse posts are best left to "others" on this site (we all know who). This -2 may sting, but it comes with respect & the appreciation that I know I can look forward to reading BETTER posts from you in the future, as I have read from your collection in the past.
Now DIE!
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no teeth pulling?
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As usual.
Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Mike, ignore the troll. He'll keep coming back and he'll keep attempting to speak down to you.
Just keep on doing what you do best.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:43:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, very powerful wording, a very shocking piece indeed.
Wait, it wasn't shocking, it was just stupid. Oh, I am writing you a letter to tell you I am going to cut up your kids. Been done before, you fucking cunt.
Wait, aren't you supposed to be sticking to writing the gay diary? Get to it and show us how it's done.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, very powerful wording, a very shocking piece indeed.
Wait, it wasn't shocking, it was just stupid. Oh, I am writing you a letter to tell you I am going to cut up your kids. Been done before, you fucking cunt.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:43:11 EDT (#)
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"I just think it's astonishing how something so vile and repulsive can conjure such awesome feelings."
I can't help but wonder how Mrs. Paula Taylor felt upon receipt of this letter.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:35:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:27:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still HATE the content, but the writing is just too captivating to give anything less than a +2.
I think we've had that conversation, haven't we. I'm glad you like the writing even if the subject matter offends. He is what he is.
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Yes, yes we have.
I just think it's astonishing how something so vile and repulsive can conjure such awesome feelings. I'm disgusted, yet I'm floored.
Magnificent post.
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There is something to be said there. Perhaps I was too swift to yield to my repulsion. You get a +1, but I give it grudgingly.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:27:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still HATE the content, but the writing is just too captivating to give anything less than a +2.
I think we've had that conversation, haven't we. I'm glad you like the writing even if the subject matter offends. He is what he is.
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Yes, yes we have.
I just think it's astonishing how something so vile and repulsive can conjure such awesome feelings. I'm disgusted, yet I'm floored.
Magnificent post.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:29:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Diary of a gay man.
Have you started writing that yet professor? Can't wait for your first chapter.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:31:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:27:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still HATE the content, but the writing is just too captivating to give anything less than a +2.
I think we've had that conversation, haven't we. I'm glad you like the writing even if the subject matter offends. He is what he is.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I normally like DOAM, but this was just fucked up shit.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Diary of a gay man.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still HATE the content, but the writing is just too captivating to give anything less than a +2.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
decent.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-30 23:18:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you weren't married, I would definately ask you to take me.
I don't go for dames named Joe. :)
Submitted by JustRead (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should be disturbed but it's just too damn good to give less then a +2.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-30 23:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you weren't married, I would definately ask you to take me.