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All my boy friend wants is ANAL SEX (2362 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.11 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <windyanus.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-31 01:25:12 EST


Maybe it's my name. I don't know. Why is it all men ever want is anal sex? I've never found it all that it is cracked up to be. Joey,my lastest future ex boy friend,just wouldn't stop begging for anal. Well.....whats a girl to do..... I finally agreed to help him out. Guess the fantacy is gone now or something,because he never talks about anal sex anymore. oh well.

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Submitted by F.U. at 2004-10-31 14:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I've already suggested that several people on this site do exactly that. Thanks for following through.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-31 13:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wonderful.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-31 13:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Be a good girl and give it to him.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-31 12:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I never could reach.

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-10-31 12:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

not the first thing i want to see on a sunday morning

Submitted by jimmycarter (user info) at 2004-10-31 09:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd gladly anally penetrate you.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-31 09:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha! Looks like your post has been anally violated by bart!
Guess he still liked anal...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-31 08:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So , you told him to "go fuck himself"?

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-10-31 05:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh thats hot, gotta try that sometime

Submitted by Rambone (user info) at 2004-10-31 04:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DAMN,day at work,divorce settlement,or if I could do that ,would I? Flashed befor my eyes. gesssh.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-31 04:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I averted my eyes before I could see what it was. Then I glanced at it to figure out how to close it because I was too lazy to use backspace, and I saw IT. Wow.

Submitted by thricepalermo (user info) at 2004-10-31 03:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus 2 because you showed me something that never occured to my rather perverted mind.

I guess Im not the sickest one after all.

Oh, I almost forgot....go fuck yourself.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-31 02:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

god fucking dammit
picture got hidden

Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-10-31 02:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-31 02:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry. But I can't +2 a post that doesn't have NSFW then shows a picture that makes my weewee shrivel up and hide.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahaha

Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...simply for tricking me into looking at it, you get a +2

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've always wondered about that. Congrats.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This is shit, but I can't -2 it when it comes from someone with an e-mail address like yours.

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wow, neither did i.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because you're going to be banned. NSFW NSFW!!!

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did not think it was possible.

Submitted by p2p sharer <steal.at.kazaa.com> at 2004-10-31 01:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Professor fuckface, someone finally got access to your hard drive and stole your digital photo taken by Pringles4eva.

One would think you two have some explaining to do. Didn't you two think this could happen?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i said good day sir


Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"