Worse thing that can go with beer (788 hits)
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Submitted by <juyanchan.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-01-15 06:22:12 EST
What's the worse thing that can go with beer (or other alcoholic drink)? I'd say reality.
Any thoughts?
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-21 05:57:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by krist (user info) at 2003-11-17 11:23:02 (#)
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an episode of dharma and greg... wait, thats always bad
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-11-17 11:30:39 EST (#)
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The WORST thing I can think of with beer... is more beer.
Submitted by krist (user info) at 2003-11-17 11:23:02 EST (#)
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an episode of dharma and greg... wait, thats always bad
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-11-17 11:05:05 EST (#)
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Colgate.
Submitted by JRS_One (user info) at 2003-01-19 13:38:07 EST (#)
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a lawsuit the next morning.
Submitted by Beer bong at 2003-01-18 17:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Beer and bottle rockets are not a good mix. Still regreting that one.
Also family gatherings and beer, really really really bad mix. SHE HAD IT COMING TO HER DAMNIT!!!!!
Submitted by Teri (user info) at 2003-01-17 08:26:30 EST (#)
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How 'bout a cop in a twin-turbo cruiser pulling you over for doing eighty in local traffic? That can always lead to the classic, "No Occifer. I am sotally tober."
Note: that was *not* personal experience.
Submitted by AestusAltus (user info) at 2003-01-16 13:07:36 EST (#)
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Copious amounts of beer and amusement parks tend to be a bad mix. Nothing says fun like drunken stupors and fast spinning rides.
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-01-16 12:58:45 EST (#)
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Curry, especially very spicy ones because two hours later you'll probably end up smelling like a pile of poo as large amounts of gas are eased out through the ass-hole.
Submitted by lodnem at 2003-01-15 20:03:10 EST (#)
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chocolate cake
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-01-15 19:52:32 EST (#)
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Public transportation. The worst thing is being drunk, tired, and needing to piss, and then having to wait twenty minutes for the train to show up.
The other obvious choice would be cell phones and email. Your phone or computer should realize how drunk you are and electro-shock you instead of letting you contact an ex-girlfriend / girl you met at a bar five weeks ago, no matter how good an idea it seems like at the time.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-01-15 16:48:43 EST (#)
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Beer is so awful, that it sucks with anything. I am a vodka man. The worse thing to go with vodka....hmm...... How about ramen noodles and a vodka tonic. That was my dinner last night. It sucked, not the vodka, the mixture. I would think the worse thing that could go with vodka, is bart dressed up as a transvestite hooker, beating me with a rubber chicken, and a man named guido, who looks like Bill Clinton on steroids, standing in the back ground with a video camera.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-01-15 15:03:54 EST (#)
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a big fat dude named jesus (hay-seuss) with smelly pits and a libido
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-01-15 14:49:21 EST (#)
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Medicine that says, "Can be fatal if mixed with Alcohol." Just my personal opinion.