black & white (786 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.25 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by disgruntled (View user info) at 2004-10-31 18:35:14 EST
Question:
What is black, white black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white and finally, THUD!
Answer:
A nun falling down the stairs.
ps. The answer couldn't have been Michael Jackson...he is more like Black, white, surgery, surgery, surgery, surgery, surgery, surgery, surgery, surgery, surgery...
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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-01 11:40:45 EST (#)
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i want to go home
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:02:41 EST (#)
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You need booze.
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-10-31 20:25:49 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/50229
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-10-31 20:03:05 EST (#)
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What's the difference between a black person dead on the street and roadkill?
There are skid-marks in front of the roadkill.
Ha.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-31 18:52:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-31 18:49:43 EST (#)
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Not funny as cancer
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-10-31 18:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's late. I've been drinking. I laughed.
Somebody shoot me.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-10-31 18:38:24 EST (#)
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Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of
them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside
them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions
time and again and I say this stinks.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Odyssey