Ready and Willing!!! (1980 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-10-31 21:27:03 EST
Hello Folks!
Similar to how I was feeling when I wrote this post involving my phone number:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37180
I am bored again.
But this time, I've been drinking.
So, have at it.
Entertain me.
GO!
(I searched "ready and willing" on google, and this is the picture I got)
Oh, happy halloween!
And
Happy ra ra ra!
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry that I have brought the mighty Fetish -2's on your post honey.
But at least you got rid of some web stalking potential rapist pedophile psycho.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul couldn't protect someone against Electro.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul is a douche. http://www.summerseve.com/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul- you're such a kind man. What would I do without you?
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Probably waste less time :P
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:42:48 EST (#)
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Ready and Willing By Corn_Nugget
See SunJunkie for details....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:01:18 EST (#)
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hah, it's funny to read this today.
I missed a lot of what was going on... haha I crack myself up sometimes.
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Who called me from New York?
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Caul- you're such a kind man. What would I do without you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-01 11:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so you know, I'd protect you from Fetish's harrassment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 07:24:35 EST (#)
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Just so you know: I'd suck the piss out of you...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-01 06:38:05 EST (#)
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ha ha oh jesus, I'm going back to bed.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-11-01 02:57:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:32:23 (#)
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Also, I had a learning book that challenged me to write the longest rhyming poem I possibly could, only my brother got a hold of it first and wrote:
But
Mut
Crut
Sut
Tut
Butt
Hut
Nut
Cut
Stick it in your butt
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That poem is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-01 00:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray for everyone!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aj thinks Im cute!j gagagaa
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:42:05 EST (#)
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7 inches
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Corn_nugget: Just reply with "Corn nugget I love you, etc. etc., just whatever you want to reply with."
Later:
corn_nugget: I'm so eager to see what you have to say.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anthony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob'ss mom IS hot.
Submitted by aj at 2004-10-31 23:17:05 EST (#)
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bobss mom is hot
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:14:15 EST (#)
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aj is telling me about how he wants to do bobs mom.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:06:08 EST (#)
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hehe thanks for calling bitches.
Aj is next.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:05:06 EST (#)
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HAR HAR SEXAY
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:04:05 EST (#)
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i ro0xo0r my sox0ors!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:00:35 EST (#)
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bob and godchicken called
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:55:45 EST (#)
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My friends bought bitch beer at the bar last night.
Idiots.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:46:08 EST (#)
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the beer was warm, so I put it in the freezer.
go ahead.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:43:39 EST (#)
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WINE IS GONE!!
ENTER BEER!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:42:33 EST (#)
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what was that call?
it sounded like
"dur dur dur dur news dur dur dur"
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:42:17 EST (#)
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MICROSOFT SAM
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:40:38 EST (#)
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3489!!
oh here I go
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:40:06 EST (#)
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I'm busy. Leave me be people.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:39:59 EST (#)
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you guys can call me
734 945
no wait
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:38:58 EST (#)
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HAHA SOMEONE CALL MIR!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:38:56 EST (#)
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Hey, Herp.
Hey guys, I just talked to Herpes on the phone.
JHe said "oh oah ahhh"
haha
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:38:07 EST (#)
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I'm on my last glass of wine.
Not even the last GLAASSS... it's almost gone.
Holy fuck, I may have to start drinking the 2 month old Light Beer I have.
I WILL be drunk all night.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:37:49 EST (#)
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Degreeless: 262-510-1769
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need a life.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAAHHAA
If I would've written a post last night it would've looked just like this:
ahery ai'm durnksd
somsetrh0aewone takle to mae
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ANSWER ANSWER ANSEWR
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:36:39 EST (#)
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PUBIC HAIR!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:36:06 EST (#)
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OLD penis?
I'm old.
(I'm camping I'm camping I'm camping)
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:35:30 EST (#)
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AWKLEJKLWJRVKLAWVKLAWV AHAHAHA
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:35:28 EST (#)
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polyamorousguyaj: I love you
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:34:47 EST (#)
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Can't go wrong with the old penis.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:34:11 EST (#)
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e> EJ) raaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
how does it work?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:33:20 EST (#)
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(just kidding, bart... I love you 3> or backwards three >)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:29:34 EST (#)
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aj, you ARE my monkey.
WHO's gonna pay for my room in vegas?????
heheh
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:24:23 EST (#)
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koolmang, bart isnt my type.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not your monkey.
Submitted by Special_Autistic_Koolmang (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
finger fuck bart
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:00:33 EST (#)
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and you guys better step it up a notch, I'm only mediocreately (err) entertained.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:57:16 EST (#)
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Donk, dont get into the thigns you've told me to do! ra ra!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:55:58 EST (#)
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Degreeless, call again!! That was herpes!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:54:54 EST (#)
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Dial 867-5309 on every area code.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:42:22 EST (#)
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I told you not to get the wine.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:38:14 EST (#)
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I dialed 313-378-0607 and some dude picked up. So I said "Happy Holloween!".
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:33:27 EST (#)
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Don't you mean Alvin, simon, and theodore?
Chip N' Dale are nude dancers!
Right?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:32:23 EST (#)
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OOokay, here's a little song my brother and I did into a voice recorder when we were kids - we recorded it and then turned the speed up to "10" so it sounded like Chip and Dale.
(Sung to the tune of squaredance music)
NOoooow dosey do, and around you go
Whip your dick and stick it in a hole
Ho de do do dee dee do do do
Ho de de do dee dee do do do
Put your dick up an Old woman's ass
Banger her hard until she sass (I have no idea what that means).
I'm Chip....I"m Dale
Together we just smoke pot and crack until we get high as COCAINE!
Oh we're gonad licks.....
G-O-N-A-D Licks.....
Also, I had a learning book that challenged me to write the longest rhyming poem I possibly could, only my brother got a hold of it first and wrote:
But
Mut
Crut
Sut
Tut
Butt
Hut
Nut
Cut
Stick it in your butt
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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