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Inside My Mind (586 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -1.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <theanarchistparty.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-31 21:28:52 EST


We all live in our own universe, but when the lines cross, the God of creation (Yaweh) starts living through us all...




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"The Trial of the Gods"

At last, Thor and his evil arch-enemy Loki are about to undergo the most dangerous test of all time to determine which of them has lied to regal Odin, immortal monarch of Asgard.

"LET THE TRIAL BEGIN!"

A hush falls over the great castle hall as the commanding voice of Odin fills the vast chamber like the roar of a thousand cannons!

"I order you both to Skornheim, the deadly land beyond the pale of Asgard! You will be unarmed, save for your own wits, and your own natural strength."




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Destruct code 0



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1




(That's a Hell of a destruct code, jackass)


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"Have all the big people left the room? Are only little people left in the room?"

(Clown takes off nose, begins reading pornographic material).






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WHERE IS MY SOUL...I HAVE NO SOUL















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I need a girl who smokes pot.




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Morningstar's Highly Rated Funds



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I'm Geoge W. Bush, and I approve THAT message...


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Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe you know
You're growing up so fast
And mama's worrying
That you won't last
To say let's play
Sister Christian
There's so much in life Don't you give it up
Before your time is due
It's true
It's true yeah



Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving thru the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
(repeat)

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
But you're motoring
You're motoring










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HUMANS WILL NEVER LEARN

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THE event on which this fiction is founded has been supposed, by Dr. Darwin, and some of the physiological writers of Germany, as not of impossible occurrence. I shall not be supposed as according the remotest degree of serious faith to such an imagination; yet, in assuming it as the basis of a work of fancy, I have not considered myself as merely weaving a series of supernatural terrors. The event on which the interest of the story depends is exempt from the disadvantages of a mere tale of spectres or enchantment. It was recommended by the novelty of the situations which it developes; and, however impossible as a physical fact, affords a point of view to the imagination for the delineating of human passions more comprehensive and commanding than any which the ordinary relations of existing events can yield.

999
666

Open the eyes of my heart Lord
Open the eyes of my heart
I want to see You
I want to see

To see You high and lifted up
Shining in the light of Your glory
Pour out Your power and love
As we sing holy holy holy

Holy holy holy
Holy holy holy
Holy holy holy
I want to see You

8






8





8




I love you too.

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User Reviews


Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-01 00:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what do you want to bet he's like 15 and is convinced of how cool and deep he is?

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How tragic..


Tragically awful.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't even read it and I know it sucks.

-2dieplzthnx

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

unbelievably shitty.

but, a -1 just because of the night ranger lyrics.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not great, but doesn't deserve to have straight -2's.

Submitted by johnathonm (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

vomitus.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

inside your head:

lots of blank space and a comic.

nice.


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