Hermione Haikus and Assorted News (574 hits)
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-11-01 10:05:52 EST
Guess who's back in the mothafuckin' house,
With a fat dick fo' ya mothafuckin ' mouf.
--Snoop Dogg, "Ain't No Fun."
Doggystyle. Great album. Great position.
T-minus 14 hours till election day!! Who will you be voting for--Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich? By far, one of the funnier episodes in recent memory. Well, it's in recent memory cuz it was on last night. There, I've been exposed. Like a perv in a trenchcoat.
I heard Tony Blair was attempting to contact the Ministry of Magic to get some help in ridding the world of terrorists. Cornelius Fudge was patient in the proceedings, but ultimately declined to lend support, stating "we just don't feel Bush is THAT bad..."
Speaking of Harry Potter, the Prisoner of Azkaban is coming out on DVD on November 23. But the real story has nothing to do with Daniel Radcliffe. It's all about that sumptuous vixen Emma Watson. Goddamn, you Brits have something going for you there. Give her a few more years to further develop those breastesses, and she'll be ready to ride my cock. Mmm mmm.
Emma Watson's hot;
She makes Harry Potter work;
She invades my dreams.
I'd fuck her rear end;
She would only have to ask;
Then she'd suck my balls.
Good night, fair Uber-brethren.
User Reviews
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwwww.
You're such a whore.
-2 for you
Teehee! That rhymes! Maybe someday I can lower my IQ and be as big of a dipshit as you!
Teehee!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
isnt that girl from harry potter 12 years old or something.im not quite sure, but i think thats a little too young for you, fella. unless you live in alabama.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
She's 12!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As promised...
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAA
oh you creative wit, you
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad shit Shit
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Harry Potter
+1 for Doggystyle
-1 because you can't get higher than a +2.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jailbait.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-01 11:55:47 EST (#)
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http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=11320406 <== I already got an iPod, now I want a mini. You just have to use the loophole--bail out on the stupid offer they make you sign up for as soon as you get your iPod, hahahahhaahaa
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-01 11:24:30 EST (#)
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Holy shit, I just realized that the title rhymes. I'm a fucking genious!
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-11-01 11:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh dear.....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-01 10:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<smirks>