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King Bart’s Café (1748 hits)

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Submitted by Secrets of a Master Boater (View user info) at 2004-11-01 13:26:40 EST

Welcome to King Bart's Café, here you will find no boating secrets, or for those of you who thought it said "Secrets of a Masturbator" will find no masturbation secrets.

There has been all this talk about if how that if you do not like the way Bart runs things, you should just leave because it is his site. There is only one problem to that argument, when you open something to the public it becomes a public place. If you choose to run that place like a dickhead would, you piss people off.

What if Ubersite was a fast food restaurant, and Bart its manager? How would he run things? What would happen? Would it be happy place? Let us imagine such a place. We will call it King Bart's Café. "Home of the 99 cent flame grilled tube steak sandwich." Of course, all your favorite Uber users will be there.

At first, it was a friendly place. It had that small business mom and pop kind of charm. Not as many customers, but people liked it there. It began to grow. Then something changed. Something was wrong; the "experiment" had failed.

Before we get started, let us meet the crew. We have Kristen and Loren taking orders, because all fast food places try to make the hottest girls take orders, and everyone knows that those two all the hottest chicks on Ubersite. Working in the back is Method. Method takes his job seriously and always produces only the best. Method would be promoted to manager, but he does too well of a job, he is all about quality. Behind the scenes is Shandy, fry cook extraordinaire. Shandy was placed at the deep fryer because of that time he was caught jizzin' in AJ's burger.

Next, we have Electro. Hired as part of a handicap program, Electro greets the customers and makes shitty drawings on all the tray liners. The state pays all but one dollar of his hourly wage, so not much is expected. Last and definitely least is Shlongy. Because of his poor performance, Shlongy is tasked to clean the parking lot and take out trash. Contact with customers is avoided at all costs.

Meet the managerial team. Your shift manager will be Corn Nugget. Nuggz has mad managerial skills, and when you consider that the only winner in the whole bunch is Method, she is going to need them! Assistant manager Razor has left to pursue other interests and the position has not been filled. At the top of the food chain is Bart, store manager extraordinaire. Bart is a hands on kind of guy, especially when it comes to the tube steak sandwiches. He is always trying new things, changing things, and fucking with the customers. He calls this restaurant an "experiment."

Like all small places, King Bart's Café has several regular customers. They come in day after day, usually ordering the same thing and sitting at the same table, much like the old people at Hardee's.

What do we have here? In walks one of the regular customers, KoolMang. Let us observe his visit from afar. Like everyday, 'mang comes in and orders the same thing. 'Mang walks up to the counter, and a dialogue similar to the one below takes place.

Loren: "Welcome to King Bart's Café, may I take your order?"
KoolMang: "I'll have the chicken sandwich combo."
Loren: "Anything else with that?"
KoolMang: "A side order of you."
Loren: "Never. You couldn't handle it."
KoolMang: "I here you offered Bart $50 to eat it?"
Loren: "He declined."
KoolMang: "I wouldn't."
Loren: "That will be $4.84."
KoolMang: "Here's a five, keep the change, sexy."
Loren: "No thanks, here's your order and 16 cents is your change."

We now watch Koolmang walk away with his food. He is happy and walking with a spring in his step. 'Mang sits down as his table and mumbles something about gooks as he removes the lid from his drink. We do not really understand what he said, but we can be sure it was offensive. Once the lid has been removed from the drink, he scoops much of the loogy that is floating on top. It is a big one with a greenish core. Every time KoolMang comes here, Kristen spits in his drink. He could always complain and ask for another, but she would only spit in that one too. He cannot get all the loogy out. But who cares? It is Kristen's.

We watch as he devours his meal. All the while, he is mumbling racist comments and eyeing the underage girls. However, he keeps to himself. He has his one corner and those who do not like him keep their distance. It is a peaceful coexistence. Most of the customers and employees tolerate him and let him do his thing. He never really bothers anyone. Sometimes he is comical, and there is even people that come in not only for food, but also to see what 'mang might do that day. He has been known to come in wearing boxers on his head. He used to bring Adolf, his pet chameleon, with him. Adolf was always a hit with the other customers, but he is not allowed to bring him back anymore. It seems there is a law that prohibits reptiles from entering eateries.

Meanwhile, as Koolmang is finishing his meal, MickGinny walks in. Noticing that MickGinny is a bit drunk and has been known to cause problems in the past, Nuggz is preparing herself for the worst. If he does anything this time, she is calling Bart to handle it.

MickGinny walks in, climbs up on a table, lets out a war cry, drops his trousers, and proceeds to evacuate his bowels. Unfortunately, an elderly couple is right in the line of fire. All hell breaks loose, people are screaming, and there is shit everywhere. Koolmang says something about corn and goes back to peacefully eating his food.

The wonderful Nuggz quickly has Shlongy, Electro grab mop buckets, and get started cleaning, and she summons Bart from his executive washroom. It is his place and MickGinny is his friend, he can deal with it.

Koolmang pays no attention and dips his onion rings into some ketchup. He is still mumbling something about gooks as usual. As he enters the dining room, King Bart takes one look as the resulting chaos and wishes he could just type something into a MySQL terminal window and make it all go away, but that doesn't work here. Bart has to act fast, and firmly. He marches over to Koolmang, who is finishing his onion rings, and demands that he leave at once! "What about MickGinny?" exclaims Koolmang! Bart shouts: "Koolmang, you are hereby banned from these premises, leave at once!"

Everyone is totally shocked as Bart helps MickGinny down form the table and shouts," KoolMang, I said get out now! I will have the police escort you to the door." There was no reason to ask KoolMang to leave. Some may not agree with him, but at least he did not shit all over the place.

Koolmang refuses to budge. He stays there night and day now. He has invited his friends, and non-friends that support his cause, to come and sit with him. They have slowly taken over King Bart's Café. Most of his customers have left, as they grew tired of the constant protesting that takes place.

The moral of the story: You might own the place, but being an asshole will backfire on you every time. No matter how big of an asshole you are, someone is always a bigger asshole. You can take that one to the bank, Bart.

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User Reviews

Submitted by Academy (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shiznat (user info) at 2004-12-12 14:40:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Have you ever made a good post?
Submitted by BrittneyCheers4U (user info) at 2004-12-14 07:43:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

why is this funny?
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-14 20:20:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-12-09 07:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

'Next, we have Electro. Hired as part of a handicap program, Electro greets the customers and makes shitty drawings on all the tray liners.'

Sorry electro, but that was good.

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-11-10 02:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

even though you're a douche bag, we're fighting for the same cause.

Submitted by Negative_Two_Mang (user info) at 2004-11-06 18:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was typing a rather long review of this, but I'll make it short. People may not like looking at pictures of girls' bleeding vaginas, but I don't like to look at MickGinny's ugly redheads. I don't like many of the posts I see on the front page, and if I was a true Ubersnob, I would -2 every fucking single one, and say "Get off this site, it's not meant for this tripe."

Can you see the insanity in that? That is what all the fucking people who were "here before you" are like. That's Bart's mentality, it's not a public forum, it's a club. I feel like spamming. I'm going to spam Bart again to annoy him. God bless proxies.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-06 14:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh look. A retaliation rating.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/50780#936848

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-06 12:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

pure crap. get a life.

Submitted by shandythedog at 2004-11-06 06:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought this was quite amusing, largely because i liked the idea of being a fry cook and jizzing on aj's burgers.

however, where you say that you 'sat quietly and didn't bother anyone' you aren't being very accurate.

giving people (like me) minus 2 automatricaly everytime you see a post by them is actualy rather anoying. if you are actually givimg me minus 2 because you really dislike the posts, and think they are of minus 2 quality, fair enough. but i suspect you are motiviated by somethikng else.

you will note that i have now given up ranking other people's posts. i am now providign comments only.

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-06 06:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny that people are always bitching about bad writing and -2ing noobs, the minus 2's are getting out of hand, this in my opinion was one of the better things I have read on here. I think most of you should get your heads out of your asses and see this for what it is, "A good piece of fiction" not to mention a pretty good summing up of what happens on ubersite. I may not have distinguised myself on this site and no one might read my reply or even care, but I'm not going anywhere, I'm proud to be a 10000+. Fantastic.

Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-11-06 06:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

We have Kristen and Loren taking orders, because all fast food places try to make the hottest girls take orders, and everyone knows that those two all the hottest chicks on Ubersite.

i stopped there...thats so fucking wrong
minus fuckin 2

Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-11-06 06:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this wasn't funny. get off my intraweb

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-06 05:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul, no one cares what you think.

Submitted by Virginia Police at 2004-11-06 00:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are being monitored, molester.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-06 00:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, post something new

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-11-05 20:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I laughed, but -2 because I suppose you probably want a -2.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-05 20:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hired as part of a handicap program, Electro greets the customers and makes shitty drawings on all the tray liners.

This struck me as incredibly funny.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Havn't you had enough of my cock in your ass?

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha!

I wanted to say 'thanks' for putting me in your list Part C. That's the first I've been added to any list. Woot!

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-11-03 14:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it....

But what the hell happend?

Last I knew you and bart were fine.....

Submitted by Jerkface (user info) at 2004-11-03 09:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey tough guy I have a life. I just decided to solidify my name in Ubersite so I could keep a count on how many idiots there are on this site. By posting my stats, you are just showing the world that you are the biggest idiot on my list...Or at least tied with Lopjope. You have a great career in web site posts, I am sure that your mother would be proud. I would ask her but she is busy scrubbing my toilet.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-02 23:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The moral of the story: You might own the place, but being an asshole will backfire on you every time. No matter how big of an asshole you are, someone is always a bigger asshole. You can take that one to the bank, Bart.

this is shit coming from you , asshole rapist

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-02 21:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

R U madd @ mi 4 mi post?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-02 21:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"You really should see a professional."

bahahahhahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Coming from you that is fucking hilarious. +2

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 21:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:36:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

blah blah blah rape blah blah

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You really should see a professional. Do all of your thoughts center on rape?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 21:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:29:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

This was good, but could have been hysterical (and thanks for the compliment either way), but the ending was a bit much.
I don't think you have all of the details as to what made Bart reach the decision he did.
Hell, I don't even have the details. I do trust Bart's choices though.
I didn't have a problem with KM, but I didn't like his stuff at all, and don't miss him at all. Basically, I'm indifferent.
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Actually I'm fairly indifferent towards 'mang. He was used here as symbolism for all of Bart's random acts of banning, not just Koolmang.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-02 16:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:54:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

At least MickGinny has a series going that's worth reading. All Koolmang did was spam messages and fuck around. He never contributed anything that was halfway descent.

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The only post people remember you for is "I love you too Foolmang" in which you attempt (and fail) to insult Koolmang for sending you an e-mail asking you to stop spamming him. Yes, your opinion matters. Too bad nobody listens to it.

Despite that hilarious photoshop of Fetish I did yesterday, I still have sort of some respect for him, just because of his situation on the bart/anti-bart scenario. But honestly who can deny that my post was the best one of him yet?

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-02 11:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"You're a reject even on the web, deal with it you pathetic loser."
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Truer words were never spoken.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

yes but you and to a lesser extent 'mang don't just sit there keeping yourselves to yourselves.

you follow everyone around, spamming -2ing away and act surprised when people get pissed off.
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Very true. But this is after multiple bannings, being deleted from the MVA, etc... For myself, the spamming is a direct result of Bart's actions. I do it to piss him, and anyone else that will take the bait, off.
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Another proof that you are a sick person. Next, we'll hear you say "The woman I liked didn't like me so I raped her in a result of her actions!" You're a reject even on the web, deal with it you pathetic loser.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This was good, but could have been hysterical (and thanks for the compliment either way), but the ending was a bit much.
I don't think you have all of the details as to what made Bart reach the decision he did.
Hell, I don't even have the details. I do trust Bart's choices though.
I didn't have a problem with KM, but I didn't like his stuff at all, and don't miss him at all. Basically, I'm indifferent.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 08:21:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

You missed the point. The piece was a generalization of a bigger picture, not a free koolmang protest.
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You missed the point that this sucks and nobody wants to hear you (or anybody) cry about it anymore.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 08:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You missed the point. The piece was a generalization of a bigger picture, not a free koolmang protest.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fetish,

Your description of KoolMang's and MickGinny's actions are sorely mistaken. KoolMang dropped a small turd just about every day before he was banned, and now he's got his group of protestors smearing shit all over the walls, the ceiling, even on the grills in the back. MickGinny, although an ass, and an idiot, didn't drop daily shits. He dropped them maybe once per week.

And to those of you who think his series is worth reading, fuck you. I can't stand it.

This post was interesting, and for that you get a +2. However, I don't agree with parts of it, and not many other people do.

Ahh, fuck it. I can't think straight with this strep throat.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:54:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you are missing the point, Mr. Rapist. Why hang around at all?
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Why do you hang around. Oh wait, you live here.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about Jerkface
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Yeah, your opinion matters.

Submitted by Jerkface (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My parents used to own a restaurant in New York, and for some reason I always dreamed of opening a little café of my own. When and if I do open a little place of my own, I think I will serve Mediterranean, or some sort of spicy Indian food. Although historically my family has specialized in Ethiopian cuisine, I think I might change the tides and serve a little more then vegetables and flat bread. I want to offer a special type of meat, maybe a flank steak or... fried bitch. Yes, that's it! Deep-fried bitch with a side of why the fuck do you keep writing these helmet-worthy posts? The line "I here you offered Bart $50 to eat it?" is a classic example of how you are an idiot. How about "hear" you uneducated mouth breather. Do us all a favor and stop writing. SHOW ME YOUR JERKFACE!

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

boring now

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you are missing the point, Mr. Rapist. Why hang around at all?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

yes but you and to a lesser extent 'mang don't just sit there keeping yourselves to yourselves.

you follow everyone around, spamming -2ing away and act surprised when people get pissed off.
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Very true. But this is after multiple bannings, being deleted from the MVA, etc... For myself, the spamming is a direct result of Bart's actions. I do it to piss him, and anyone else that will take the bait, off.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:53:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Would it make you feel better if I gave you a -2? It would be special, I've been using my -2 button sparingly lately.
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I know. That's why it would mean so much to me.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes but you and to a lesser extent 'mang don't just sit there keeping yourselves to yourselves.

you follow everyone around, spamming -2ing away and act surprised when people get pissed off.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/50248

thats how you write a post.

you cunt.

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

At least MickGinny has a series going that's worth reading. All Koolmang did was spam messages and fuck around. He never contributed anything that was halfway descent.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

then I took the mop and shoved up your AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It appears I cannot see your humor here...

Now to do another awesome animation...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn, your posts are just the thing to put me to sleep.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fetish - Master shit stirrer

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

J@W!

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Would it make you feel better if I gave you a -2? It would be special, I've been using my -2 button sparingly lately.

Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-11-01 19:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I ripped shlongy's ass last night

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fetish,
I haven't posted yet, because I want to learn how things work around here, and who's who.
I've been in many online communities over the years, and I've found it's better to shut up and observe for while, rather than jizz off at the mouth with whatever stupid rantings pop into my head.

I know, I hear ya, 'stupid rantings' are what makes this place go 'round. Ah well. I'm going with doing reviews for a while, and I should post something soon. Then you can -2 me all you want!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, you have a point, but unfortunately the janitorial clerks think they're worth something. And as long as bart's running the show, this post will be flamed by all who want to steer clear from the wrath of BART BAN.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't decide who's more of a loser homo- Fetish, or the coward gay lover.

Fight it out boys...with your purses.

Submitted by Fetish's gay lover at 2004-11-01 16:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I need you to come clean all of the shit off my carpet tonight.

I told you before, you have to clenck when I pull out.

Dickbag

Oh, and if you're a good boy I'll give you a Cleavland Steamer

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy's gay lover! Woo!

Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-11-01 15:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:01:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Gayness to levels not seen since Paul Lynde passed away.

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Speaking of gay, you should have seen Shlongy last night. He truly got into the Halloween spirit, and dressed up as his favorite Powderpuff Girl (I think he was supposed to be Blossom). Anyway, after a solid dosage of roofies, I had my way with him as always. I was so drunk that I forgot where I left him, and today I got a call from the local SPCA. Turns out my Shlongy made his way to the local animal shelter with a jar of peanut butter. No further explanation needed.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Tripe

Plain and simple

Is this the result of you getting raped by a biker and letting your anus bleed on the keyboard? If not try that, and I'm sure it will be more interesting.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe we should be friends Fetish. Sometimes I wonder what my rating would be like if I hadn't provoked all those spammings from infantile dipshits like yourself.

Then again, go fuck yourself.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Why haven't you posted?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What whiny crap - I've only been here a month, and I already know KoolMang to be a spamming fool, a complete tool, and a date Medjool!

Here's one of the 'True Things In Life' - Assholes never think they are assholes, they think they're perfectly fine. It's everyone ELSE who's an asshole.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:51:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I didn't rate up or down because honestly, I didn't read the whole post. See, I'm eating my lunch right now, so I decided to stop reading when you started talking about feces. I have a weak stomach.
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I'm sorry, you should know better than to read my posts while eating. I was going for a solid -2 here!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Gayness to levels not seen since Paul Lynde passed away.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I didn't rate up or down because honestly, I didn't read the whole post. See, I'm eating my lunch right now, so I decided to stop reading when you started talking about feces. I have a weak stomach.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ashlee, you broke my perfect -2!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:45:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:41:24 (#)
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I thought you replied to people to get some hits but now that you were taken off the MVA, I realize you actually think you're hilarious with your pre-fabricated "insults".

How old are you? 14?
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Har Har Peener, you're an everyday master of wit.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:43:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:40:18 (#)
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Ever notice those signs in almost every resturaunt that say "Managment reserves the right to refuse service to anyone"?
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That doesn't stop people from being an ass though.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:41:24 EST (#)
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I thought you replied to people to get some hits but now that you were taken off the MVA, I realize you actually think you're hilarious with your pre-fabricated "insults".

How old are you? 14?

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:40:18 EST (#)
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Ever notice those signs in almost every resturaunt that say "Managment reserves the right to refuse service to anyone"?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:39:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:37:50 (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:35:24 (#)
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Sorry Caul, I didn't ask permission before using your picture.
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Your "insults" are so dumb they make me collapse out of boredom.
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Actually that was your problem with chronic masturbation.

Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:39:15 EST (#)
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Ha! Poor innocent KoolMang my fucking arse.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:38:36 EST (#)
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Liked this. But since it's you...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:37:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:35:24 (#)
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Sorry Caul, I didn't ask permission before using your picture.
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Your "insults" are so dumb they make me collapse out of boredom.

The moral of the story: being an asshole will backfire on you every time. No matter how big of an asshole you are, someone is always a bigger asshole. You can take that one to the bank, Fetish.

p.s. rapist

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:35:24 EST (#)
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Sorry Caul, I didn't ask permission before using your picture.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:33:22 EST (#)
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J@W

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 13:28:32 EST (#)
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Soooooo tired of this.