Musings on the fine art of being a true artist (911 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.04 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2004-11-01 14:11:55 EST
YOU KNEW THAT I WASN'T GOING TO POST SOMETHING GOOD YET YOU CLICKED THIS ANYWAYS! I AM NOW FAR SUPERIOR IN INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU! -2 DIE!
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Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:10:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:50:32 EDT (#)
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guess I missed this one huh?
-2 SELF-IMMOLATION
Submitted by testy (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:55:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was kinda funny. But it is kinda like everything else. you say how much smarter you are than everyone else, fuck off and all that, but without your own originality.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:33:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-03 07:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isla View
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-02 11:21:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:52:09 EST (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:25:59 EST (#)
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You want me to camwhore Durae? If so, my picture is freely available at these easy-to-reach locations:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48585
http://www.zakalwe.com/
Please - if you want to say anything more, reply on my post. This dipshit gets far more heat than he deserves.
Submitted by Durae at 2004-11-01 16:22:19 EST (#)
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I'm so ghey
and I have a 2 litre bottle up me arse
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Umm, that review was directed toward zakalwe, fyi. I forgot where I was, thinking about his political slant... mmm.
I'm kidding!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, I didn't have the attention span to read all of that argument, but I did see something about camwhoring. I just want to second that motion. Soo zakalwe, get on it.
I think you're cool even though your posts kinda lack content sometimes. :)
Submitted by Fetish's gay lover at 2004-11-01 16:16:32 EST (#)
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Fetish and this bitch are the same person, they have the mushroom shaped tattoo on their forehead to prove it
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:04:59 EST (#)
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adam - you bore me now. stereotypes and name-calling is only funny for so long. texas and pabst blue-ribbon? i think that would be illegal in texas. try wisconsin and i have my masters in business managerial systems. nice one though, you about had me pegged.
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So what do you do with your fancy "business managerial systems" degree?
You buy office supplies
Congratulations at being a failure at life!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:56:44 EST (#)
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adam - you bore me now. stereotypes and name-calling is only funny for so long. texas and pabst blue-ribbon? i think that would be illegal in texas. try wisconsin and i have my masters in business managerial systems. nice one though, you about had me pegged.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:42:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:41:56 EST (#)
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double poop
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:40:50 EST (#)
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poop
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:40:25 EST (#)
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poop
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:38:37 EST (#)
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Shit... I guess that means that I can't have the cat then ?
Damn. I felt like making Chinese food tonight.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:27:21 EST (#)
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Can I have the cat ?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just to bring the average down.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sweet cat. even though cats suck.
i would like to see schlongy's take on this characheter.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:06:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
jihad on my goats huh? which one? harry or gerta over there?
i don't think you get my point. i was trying to desensitize what you said by claiming to ignore it. and in reference to you assuming im not educated, i have explained many times that when it comes to grammar i am lazy. do i misspell often? no, i just dont give a shit about puncuation. and in my 26 years in america NOT ONCE have I heard anyone use the word "tripe" without making a funny british impersonation. loser.
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Being able to spell does NOT make you educated, that's what Microsoft Word is for, idiots like yourself. Ohhhhhhhh "in my 26 years in America" blah blah blah. If you have never heard the word tripe in 26 years you either have never went to college or you live in Texas. I bet you have a confederate flag and get drunk off pabst blue ribbon while telling people about how we're gonna blow up all them sandnigger terrorists for 9-11
Face it, you're a fucking idiot.
It's ok to admit it.
It's the first step toward a solution.
Or you could always just jump to step twelve and jump off a building
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:09:44 EST (#)
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I have honestly never heard of you before, but thanks for letting me know that I should never click on your posts again.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:07:29 EST (#)
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Okay then .... I guess it's not possible then.
He needs to visit this post though, don't you think ?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:06:36 EST (#)
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jihad on my goats huh? which one? harry or gerta over there?
i don't think you get my point. i was trying to desensitize what you said by claiming to ignore it. and in reference to you assuming im not educated, i have explained many times that when it comes to grammar i am lazy. do i misspell often? no, i just dont give a shit about puncuation. and in my 26 years in america NOT ONCE have I heard anyone use the word "tripe" without making a funny british impersonation. loser.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is funny. Satansdiseasedcock is not. QED.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:04:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:01:36 (#)
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Why is it that SHLONGY NEVER REVIEWS this guys posts ??
Hmmmm..... veeeeeeeeeeeeery interesting no ?
Could it be that shlongy ad satansgotvd are ..........
Naaaww.... that's not possible is it ???
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I hope not. If so Shlongy sure is losing it
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:02:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:56:30 (#)
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adam - too many words. i'm just saying that you constantly feel the need to defend yourself, meaning you have low self-esteem and were probably beaten by your parents. i assumed you were british because what fucking american uses the word tripe? oh that's right, posers like yourself.
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Ohhhh you got me! hahahahahahaha
I knew that I used to many BIG words for you.
Hmmmm who uses words like tripe? They would be called E-D-U-C-A-T-E-D. Thats when you go to school, real school not the one the short bus took you on, and learn words among other things.
I must admit though, you are losing your edge. The first couple of times at least you had some passion. Now most of your replies are weak, and random. Guess all of your best material is gone
Remember Jihad on your goats, and suicide is the answer.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:01:36 EST (#)
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Why is it that SHLONGY NEVER REVIEWS this guys posts ??
Hmmmm..... veeeeeeeeeeeeery interesting no ?
Could it be that shlongy ad satansgotvd are ..........
Naaaww.... that's not possible is it ???
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 15:00:09 EST (#)
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zarkanoid - i was going to verbally bash you yet again when i realized what you said is like someone with leprosy telling somebody with a cold that they are going to die in two weeks because he said so.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:58:40 EST (#)
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My most viewed post has 1043. But it's a shitty uberpoll, and has been dead for some time.
You do realise that you can't just insult people forever? Shlongy has carved a niche with that, but there isn't space for you too, and you aren't even in the same league.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:56:30 EST (#)
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adam - too many words. i'm just saying that you constantly feel the need to defend yourself, meaning you have low self-esteem and were probably beaten by your parents. i assumed you were british because what fucking american uses the word tripe? oh that's right, posers like yourself.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:53:43 EST (#)
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ill start with zakanal, lets do a comparison. my third post got over 2,000 hits, while you're best post....hasn't even hit 1000? just pack your bags and admit that your a failure on this site and leave
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:53:15 EST (#)
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Satansgotsyphillis ......
Me thinks AdamDidit2you just OFFICIALLY handed you your ass.
game over.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:38:09 (#)
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adam - you make it sound as if your an uber-elite. last time i checked you were just an average joe who goes off the deep end when someone like me makes a little incendiary remark about them. based off of that i would say people can assume who the real idiot is.
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I have never claimed to be an uber-elite, nor would I ever want to be a part of that club. If you base the fact that I verbally abuse the shit out of you routinley as someone "who goes off the deep end when someone like me makes a little incendiary remark about them" you would be terribly incorrect. In fact I hardly ever debase myself to a level of name calling and crass insults, but you invited it, remember? If you actually read some of comments on peoples posts you would know this. While I do admit that I flame the shit out of people who post links, crappy pictures, or poorly written tripe (much like this post), if I respond in a post that has though put to it you would see that I will argue a point.
But you don't see this. You throw random accusations and assumptions every which way hoping to get home. Remember when you thought you were insulting me by calling me British? You are the most enjoyable kind of person to fuck with. Your inflated ego is mistaken for intelligence, and you most often just get your ass handed to you.
I look forward to pushing you one step closer to the end that is suicide.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:48:57 EST (#)
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You've yet to make a post unrelated to this site, and you only gain the attention you do by starting infantile arguments.
There's nothing wrong with that, but at least I've made a few posts of real substance - even if most have been poorly recieved.
I'll value your opinion once you start posting original and/or funny material. Until then, you'll remain an asshat.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:46:38 EST (#)
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yeah i know
i hate women. they should not be allowed to vote. bake me apple pie bitch.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:44:13 EST (#)
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Not enough heat here, I'm bored.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:41:34 EST (#)
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jonny - the term "meh" loses its impact when you go all caps. then it means you care enough to cap it when that term is meant to describe your apathy of said post. dumbass.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:39:53 EST (#)
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wth - he's retarded. don't persecute him for the way he is
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:39:43 EST (#)
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+0 MEH!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:38:09 EST (#)
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adam - you make it sound as if your an uber-elite. last time i checked you were just an average joe who goes off the deep end when someone like me makes a little incendiary remark about them. based off of that i would say people can assume who the real idiot is.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:36:53 EST (#)
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I dunno, I kinda like the cat picture though.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:35:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:29:42 (#)
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adam - you just want something to masturbate to. sorry, dont swing that way
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Admit it, you just can't fuck with the greatness that is me. It's ok I don't really expect someone like "you" to be able to. You and your kind are all alike. No wonder people have been persecuting you.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:35:21 EST (#)
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zarkonoid - i will call you andy griffith if i damn well please. oh, and i guarantee you get 3 hits outta all that hitwhoring you did because they read shit like you have on the front page and automatically hate you.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:33:50 EST (#)
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Hahahahaaha
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:32:48 EST (#)
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ASTROLOGY! Fuck you, I'm a damn astronomy student, you ignorant shit.
Let me refer you to some of my earlier posts.
Poorly rated, but at least it's text -----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/49704
Politics, 65 reviews, fooled a lot of people -----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/49072
Maths ------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/47356
My best recieved post so far ------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/49237
Most proud of this (and no pictures!) ------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/48714
And it's zakalwe, asshat.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:32:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:29:42 (#)
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wth - kids in the hall is a horrible show
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I agree, but I had no other head crushing material.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:29:42 EST (#)
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wth - kids in the hall is a horrible show
adam - you just want something to masturbate to. sorry, dont swing that way
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:29:23 EST (#)
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On that note, I hope for Jihad on your goats!
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That was fucking good!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:27:44 EST (#)
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We want a camwhore, because it will make the task of insulting you somuch easier. Not to say it isn't already easier than aniling your mom after she has a six pack, but it'll mix things up a bit.
On that note, I hope for Jihad on your goats!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:25:42 EST (#)
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#CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH#
#I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD#
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:25:19 EST (#)
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zakary, could you please post again? maybe, i dont know, something other than pictures of women or astrology? one trick pony is all you are
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:20:49 EST (#)
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Crush me.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:18:50 EST (#)
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anyone willing to try and berate me again? you will be crushed by my knowledge
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:17:46 EST (#)
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For tricking me into thinking you actually put some effort into something.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:15:05 EST (#)
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Ahhhh.... YOU again ??
Are you here to battle the Uber-heads in another insult-a-thon!?!?
(I hope so... I'm very fucking bored.)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50279