The post that Can't get less than a +2! (NSFW) (2112 hits)
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Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2004-11-01 16:13:04 EST
This will be, BY FAR, one of either the shittiest, or greatest Posts, of all time. It has everything that has ever gotten a +2.
Babies, lesbians, Razor, Jesus, Ham. You name it!
Just try and -2 a kitty, you sick bastard.
User Reviews
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By God......your intelligence is.............
um.........yeah.
last +2!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll cover all YOUR bases, ma'am.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there, I covered all the bases
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but...but....kittens! and baby mouse looking thingies....
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good lord, is that dr. phil?!
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I pity you
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Die.
Soon.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hilarious, you put a pic of Jesus next to Lesbians
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The crust on my eyes has never been so clear.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
mire and damn
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-05 16:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-11-05 16:02:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, meh, nah...
good try, except not.
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Why not write somthing of your own, you scummy fuck? Form an opinion while we get to do the same.
Dipshit.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-11-05 16:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, meh, nah...
good try, except not.
Submitted by RodneyH (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For being so cocky
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha i can't minus two mother teresa.
Submitted by DrBlasto (user info) at 2004-11-05 00:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My jaw dropped, and it stayed there.
I'm not sure I've been so happy...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rrrrrrah
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really need to print this out and put it on my bedroom wall.
...for totally non-sexual reasons, of course.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! I'm in there!
+2 for you.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-02 11:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50319 <---Most beautiful girl EVAR
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kittens, baby, tiny meeses, and pie. +2.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 08:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooooh. Kristen..
..I thought you ment Dr. Phil. Okay. Mybad.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 08:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:52:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
for the mint picture bottom left hand corner...she's so beautful *sighs*
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Aww, how touching.
You'd you like a hug, or a slap on the ass?
..neither?
..then can I have a hug?
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the mint picture bottom left hand corner...she's so beautful *sighs*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a Jesus sighting!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 Maddox
+2 Spork
-2 Mice
+2 Lesbians
+2 Kristen
+2 !Fetish
-2 Jesus (Don't throw your religion in my face)
-2 Ham (Double ewe tee eff?!)
-2 Pie. Pie tastes like ass. Ass pie.
+2 Pringles
+2 Sword
-2 Daft Razor plug.
All in all a square +0.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sideburns has a stalker me thinks.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The lesbians are made of plastic, the baby's head looks warped out of shape, and that's the ugliest, most demonic kitten I've ever seen.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good thing you didn't put yourself in that collage, or my computer would have exploded from the hottness.
Submitted by Dumbass Alarm <WARNING! ALERT! CAUTION!> at 2004-11-02 00:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:07:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa. I didn't realise it, but this is my 500th review.
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How Tigre has rated other users:
Tigre (user info) 191 on 117 = 1.63
Not only have over 100 of them been on your own posts, but you've been giving yourself +2's most of the time. You're not a tool; you're just desparate for attention and dumber than a bag of hair.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Goes to weep the sorrowfull tears of a defeated clown, all anal virginity thus stolen*
One day..
....one day
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got dirt on you, shitbag!
I got dirt so dirty, you'd think it was made of somthing so dirty, it couldn't be washed off!
...like koolmang's splooge.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50291#924923
Pwned
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50040#924913
Oh, Tigre, your retaliatory ratings hurt me so much.
Please stop, I apologize.
Tool.
Do us all a favor and lay in the street.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:15:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
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Yessir polyerithaninomasticristonismaj
:(
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:12:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
LOLOL this wuz osoooooooo funnee i liek you a/s/l?
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LOLOLERLYCOMPTONIGGER
I DUNO BCUZ I JUS SMOKD A ACORN ND I AYME HI
LOLOLOLERLYELLOW
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOLOL this wuz osoooooooo funnee i liek you a/s/l?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa. I didn't realise it, but this is my 500th review.
Snap.
I should commemorate it somehow..
..uhm..
...shit
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:48:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
well whaddya know looks like it can
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You..bastard..
Took the last slice of pie, you greedy motherfucker.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well whaddya know looks like it can
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch.
"What's that for," asked the bartender.
"Yeargh, drives me nuts."
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:25:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic, but I still say it could have used more lesbians.
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That, my friend, is what my BPT post shall be of.
Keep it onna downlo.
Sssssh
Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic, but I still say it could have used more lesbians.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a asscramp method.
..you really are
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved it. I laughed, I cried, I masturbated. It had it all. Great post.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shuwangledangle!
Ohno, I seem to have been anally taken advantage of. Whatever shall I do?
Disco muddafugra!
Submitted by Mrs.yourofftheteamfucker at 2004-11-01 22:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
opps..there goes the fridge
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLOLOLERLY ROLFCANNON
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Daaammnnn yooooouuuu ciiigggaaaaaarrrrrrr.
I actually was gunna put you in here.
..then I realised EVERYONE would -2 me. You'd be the only +2.
..probably only a +1
Submitted by cigar.. (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whorewhorewhore.
I love whore.
Down it goes, down into my lungs.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Muhaha. Jabba didn't find the -2 in the picture I made.
He's such a whore.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:54:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this heaven?
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Yes. And how do I know?
...because Tony Danza is nowhere in sight.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this heaven?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:38:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I eat batteries.
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HAHAHAHA +2 FOR BEST REPLY EVAR
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah I can.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I eat batteries.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:14:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:18:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
I need a spoon like that.
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You can find a spork at any taco bell, duh.
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Is yours made of metal?! Is yours made of lovely dropforged goodness?!!
I think not!
No sir, I think that yours is cheap casted plastic!
No Touche' Very well then!
*Resumes sucking his otter pop*
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:18:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
I need a spoon like that.
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You can find a spork at any taco bell, duh.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man..
Look at Dr phil. Then to Jesus. Then back. Then back again. Do it really fast. Oh man. That's so awesome.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I need a spoon like that.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:07:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I despise Doctor Phil.
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Howabout you post somthing before forming an opinion, cockvendor?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:00:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
What band is that under the razor?
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Led Zepplin! Don't you know anything!
Gah!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I despise Doctor Phil.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was easier than I first suspected.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Top o' the pops is Sideburns. Isn't it obvious?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You put Jesus next to two chicks making out. +2 for you.
Submitted by girlreporter (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that is one ugly child
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit!! A handful of mice!!
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
MMMMmmmmm
Ham, pie, and titties.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's that on top of the Otter Pops?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What band is that under the razor?
Submitted by bad_absinthe (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just for crossing out Maddox
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn babies...STOP BEING BORN!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh...
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what can i say
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit! Otterpops!
Otterpops ALWAYS get +2. (Unless it's about how much you hate Otterpops...)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
must...vote...+2...submilinal...sudliminal...sublimtinal...secret message made me do it
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For your retaliation -2 on my latest post.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So why can't it get less than a +2?
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why waste my time?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate dr. phil, but i love spiral cut ham.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PIE
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
on principle
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:13:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Fetish hates Jesus and Babies.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hoe can I -2 baby mice?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(And yes, my bitmap funked out and put a slash through some of the picture. Blame fetish, I was cleaning up the sky around his face.
The rat bastard.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-01 16:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment