"If you want to see America happy, healthy and productive, you'll vote Fascist in 2004." (825 hits)
Category: Politics -> Election 2004Rating: 0.83 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sean fogy <seanfogy.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-01 18:08:09 EST
http://www.vote-smart.org/bio.php?can_id=BZZ91748
Yes. This guy is serious, and there really is a United Fascist Union representative running for President of the United States this election. HAHAHAHAHA!
I read about this guy in a magazine and thought "no fucking way". Just to rid my mind of all shenanigans, I visited the URL ( http://www.ufu.gq.nu/ ) listed under his picture.
This was not a joke. The more I read about this guy's stances on different issues, the more I thought he sounds like the prime candidate for the liberal majority of Ubersite. Well, beside the fact that he wants to turn the government into a dictatorship, controlling the citizens through oppression, fear and censorship and to lead "a military dictatorship form of government over the Earth." Other than that, you know...
According to http://www.vote-smart.org/npat.php?can_id=BZZ91748 he is:
Pro-choice
Pro-gay marriage
Anti-affirmative action
Anti-Dubya
And just to throw some icing on the cake, he aims at allowing "drug stores and tobacco shops to sell marijuana, cocaine and other party favor drugs over the counter." Gee, what a swell guy.
I dont think I've thrown enough links in this post yet, so here's a link to his election platform speech.
http://www.archive.org/movies/details-db.php?collection=election_2004&collectionid=united_facist_union
His public speaking skills make Bush look like mothafuckin G O to the D.
HEIL GRIMES!
hahahahaha
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-02 01:09:54 EST (#)
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i cant belive im ganna say this but he looks more retarded then gwb
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:03:02 EST (#)
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"imagine a world where homelessness no longer accures"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
elect me, even my webmaster can't spell!
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:33:01 EST (#)
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-2 DIE!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:02:34 EST (#)
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Uhhh, is that an actual pic of him? Because that's the symbol of the church of Satan behind him.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:53:23 EST (#)
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That guy is crazier than I could ever dream.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:30:29 EST (#)
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ARBEIT MACHT FREI, SCHEISSKOPF!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:13:46 EST (#)
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That picture on the first link is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:11:43 EST (#)
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He also ran for President in 2000 and he claims to have placed 6th in terms of popular vote, but I can't find a single source to back that up.