Why Duct tape is like the Force. (793 hits)
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Submitted by strangeparadox (View user info) at 2004-11-01 18:52:25 EST
Time. Its ticking away. The clock on the wall in my room counts each second, with a loud resonating click for each moment passing.
Tomorrow is the first day. And before you know it, it will be gone. Just like today another sliver of insignificant memory filed away in the dark shadows of the mind.
What shall I do to make this time here well spent? I shall find a way to create a purpose for each lovely second I spend on this earth. So what shall I do. I shall post my life away on ubersite. That way if I die before morning I shall go happy.
No one in my real life knows about my obsession with ubersite. They don't know that the reason I lock myself in my room at night isn't to do my homework, or watch tv or any of the things that most normal college students do. They don't know that I sit in front of my computer and consume the thoughts and ideas of others much in the same way I consume cigarettes. With heavy addiction. I'm obsessed with you all and I think it's a problem.
I love the way you all freely give your hatred. I love the way you find the smallest things to pull out of post and create beautiful running jokes about them. I dream at night of -2's and doodle in class pictures I have seen done by some of the wonderful artists that reside here.
Its sick and I need to get help.
Don't judge me. You all know how it feels.
oh and to any one who wondered why duct tape is like the force..
It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together.
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Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-20 15:39:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:25:54 EST (#)
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??\
No Camwhore ???
Gosh-Dangit!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-02 09:15:24 EST (#)
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the truth of it scares me
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:02:32 EST (#)
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beautiful
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:12:57 EST (#)
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I feel your pain.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:31:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:20:12 EST (#)
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I may have added:
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:14:57 EST (#)
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Great post, but the picture scared me.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look different from your previous pics. I'm obsessed with this place too - instead of studying for an exam I've spent the last six hours on here.