One Week (419 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -0.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Freakmagnet (View user info) at 2004-11-01 21:48:21 EST
One week until the greatest day of my life, one week until I'm overwhelmed by orgasm-like pleasure. One week until arguably the greatest achievement of man kind. One week until everything you knew about the world is turned completely upside down and the word excitement is redefined. One week until fingers bleed, wrists cramp, and men everywhere wake up with early onsets of Parkinson's disease. One week until I spend 12 straight hours (at least) moving nothing but my fingers and thumbs, I will not eat, shit, or even blink for an entire day. My brain will be completely made of oatmeal and my eyes will look like bloated, bloody marshmallows. One week until our minds are blown. One week until HALO 2.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:26:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
That fetish guy is a fag.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought I was safe from you outside the classroom.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, to tell you the truth I've never had sex.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever even HAD sex?
This is not worth a post.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant give a negative rating to a Halo post.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Though its already been leaked on the internet and I've already played it.