Halloween Camwhore (1779 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.5 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jon Thompson <jonny.t1.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-01 21:53:37 EST
These right here are the two sexiest bananas to ever walk the Earth.
That's me on the left, and my friend and the girl I love on the right...
User Reviews
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AND A FURTHER TO THAT FUCK YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW WHAT your the woman you love is 2 hands IS!!!!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your friend looks like he's ready for your freshly baked cock in a box,
and....your the woman you love is 2 hands...+@ from where you started...
FUCK YOU! YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW WHAT A +@ IS GODDAMMIT! I FUCKING KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How the hell did I stumble across this?
ubersite was pretty weird back in the day huh?
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, she seriously is 13..
I love her for her personality...
She is by far the most caring, compassionate, loving person I have ever met...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This piece of gayass shit needed a comeback?
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's 13, you sicko....
I wouldn't even sleep with her
Submitted by Aristotle (user info) at 2004-11-02 18:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Id fuck your banana bird
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-02 16:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, that's what I call yellow.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-02 16:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody *is* taking it seriously.
You're just pissing everyone off by spamming this crap on everyone else's posts. Cut the crap.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-02 16:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you realise that in England, you're name is synonymous with the word 'Penis'
With posts like this, this will now extend to Uber.
Submitted by Fresh Prince <At school> at 2004-11-02 11:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, I'm just playing around...
I hope no one takes this seriously
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tori is about 15, I remember you from one of your other screen names... You shouldn't post photos on both otherwise people will know you changed screen names and assume you were trying to get away from all the negativity your last persona generated.
Letting everyone know you drive some shitty car with a loud exhaust and telling everyone how sexy you are and how we're all just jealous is going to make you look extremely childish and generate further negativity.
Eventually you'll start to take it personally if you're not careful.
Laters, Paul
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jezus. Get rid of those goat hairs on your chin.
They're never attractive. Ever. Yuk. I can't stand when boys feel the need to fuck around with their sparse scraps of facial hair.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:59:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
+6 for no reason.
-2 for having an ugly ass girlfriend.
-2 for being ass-ugly.
-2 for being a stupid fuck.
-2 for linkwhoring on other posts.
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Ding Ding Ding
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+6 for no reason.
-2 for having an ugly ass girlfriend.
-2 for being ass-ugly.
-2 for being a stupid fuck.
-2 for linkwhoring on other posts.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like bananas
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I listen to hip hop, in my ricer with an extremely loud exhaust
so die
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your the kind of person sitting in your room listening to "every rose has its thorn" like its the most depressing song in the world. take the CD snap it in half and cut your wrists with the broken pieces.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why, a whale penis? What a generous comparison!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like two fucking dorks from my vantage point.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't a grand. It was roughlyy $1045
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the banana suit (i have one of my own)
Submitted by TheSean (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your costme is goofy, but your girl is cute.
And if she's wearing it, I guess that makes the costume...a little better.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're that asshole that spent a grand on his outfit to look like a total emo fag, aren't you?
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how....phallic
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't get it.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are one ugly faggot
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I am not Koolmang, I am way too sexy to be him
And Tori is not 8
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that koolmang in the banana suit
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thrust, closeted fruit
anus retracts, wrenching guts
i shake my head, sad
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:06:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love bananas.
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Peel mine and lick it?
No really. I don't know if this one is any good or not.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love bananas.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sooo...the girl you love is eight years old?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhh..
Submitted by Random John at 2004-11-01 21:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ugly