Hats. (1606 hits)
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Submitted by The Sean (View user info) at 2004-11-01 22:53:16 EST
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course it is spelt occasionally, but what can I do about it now? =o(
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I occaisionally wear a baseball hat, but only when I can't be arsed to sort out my hair.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-18 00:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy a good hat.
I like older baseball hats though, and only fitted hats. The reason i like them older is because i have a small(ish) head and when theyre new, the top of the hat is too big and obscures the rest of my noggin. When it gets broken in a little bit, it fits the form of my head and looks pretty good, I think.
My problem with hat companies is they make the flimsy hats with bands on the back and rigid hats fitted, the theory being that fitted hats are nicer. Why do we equate rigid with nice? And when they are flimsy(ish), they have that one size fits all crap going on with the stretch fit elastic stuff. I want, just once, to find a flimsy hat in a size 7 1/8. Just once. I would wear it all over. I found two in my life. I lost one in Ecuador and the other was a hat I found way back in high school, but some kid asked for it back.
Hat companies would make so much more money if they listened to me. I might start a hat company.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 05:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy the sensation of wearing a good hat.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-30 04:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-30 03:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted a trilby about 5 years ago. Before, BEFORE every shitty "Alternative" designer stubble "rock and roll" band member had one.
Read: Kasabian, Kaiser Chiefs, Arctic Monkeys etc are FUCKING FAGGOTS.
The new cool hat is the Kepi, but no doubt the gaylords will steal that one too.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-12 04:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like hats, but think I look horrible when I wear them.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-30 04:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-19 20:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that's sexy. Men without hats dancing and eating cake!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-19 19:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MEN WITHOUT HATS
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-02 11:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't wear hats. I like to let my freak flag fly.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like helmets.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if a girl is wearing a red sox hat, she gets bumped up 2 points on the standard 1-10 scale. unless she's fat, then it goes down 2 poitns. the line between fat and not fat is determiend by me, and me alone.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine."
I actually listened to this earlier.
Oh, and I like hats. I'm wearing a Grey Goose one.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont like hats
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31134
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love hats, especially on men and goddamnit I wish they would come back in style.
Guys...YOU LOOK HOT IN HATS. GET ONE.
Submitted by LiteracyLover (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wore a fedora the other day.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine."
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19873
sass hats.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44322
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ass hats, anyone?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:58:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm partial to the derby.
Anyone remember the episode of the Three Stooges when Curly was in court and the judge kept telling him to do something about his vernacular, and Curly insisted it was a derby, not a vernacular, and then he couldnt figure out what to do with his hat when he was being sworn in, because he had one hand on the bible, and one hand raised, but the judge insisted that he had to take his hat off.
Good times.
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We've gotten my 2-year-old niece hooked on "Disorder In the Court" (in a desperate fight against the GOD DAMNED WIGGLES). Everytime Curly drops the hat she says "uh-oh! be more careful!" It's adarable.
PS, I love you Method for thinking of the same exact thing I did.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like big purple pimp hats.
yum
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm partial to the derby.
Anyone remember the episode of the Three Stooges when Curly was in court and the judge kept telling him to do something about his vernacular, and Curly insisted it was a derby, not a vernacular, and then he couldnt figure out what to do with his hat when he was being sworn in, because he had one hand on the bible, and one hand raised, but the judge insisted that he had to take his hat off.
Good times.
Submitted by Fancy Hat Enjoyer <fancyhats.at.hatmail.com> at 2004-11-01 22:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy fancy hats
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's something strangely arousing about the word 'hats'.
Submitted by TheSean (user info) at 2004-11-01 22:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like hats from Ireland.