Isaac Says Goodbye (1271 hits)
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Submitted by Isaac Zeccs (View user info) at 2004-11-01 23:44:18 EST
I posted not 10 minutes ago, but in the short time between then and now, i've realized that this place makes me sad. Ubersite makes me feel sad and lonely, and that's something i never realized before. It's an empty shell of interaction. Socialization with training-wheels, and I don't want or need this place anymore. Keep your ambigious attention. Keep the -2's (or give them to me for all i care. It's just the fucking internet)
Rate this however you like. Sing a song, maybe some knock-knock jokes. Tell me how sexy i look in blue velvet, who gives a shit?
I won't be back to check the reviews anyway.
So, goodbye.
Goodbye in particular to anyone who actually appreciated my ramblings.
And a special goodbye to coley for being the only person on this site that i felt any closeness to.
-Isaac Zeccs
User Reviews
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-08 21:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thanks c1ndy, I do what I can!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good stalking Coley!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i saw this and thought maybe someone did a little chef from southpark parody post. i had my hopes up. what a freakin mistake that was.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well this is random
and old
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's an empty shell of interaction. Socialization with training-wheels, and I don't want or need this place anymore. Keep your ambigious attention. Keep the -2's (or give them to me for all i care. It's just the fucking internet) "
YOU ARE RIGHT! SERIOUSLY!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-18 16:31:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
OK. Goodbye, dipshit. I never heard of you so I apologize if I don't shed a tear.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-11-27 02:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lied; I came back. My first nephew was just born, and his middle name is Isaac. COOL HUH
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-18 16:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK. Goodbye, dipshit. I never heard of you so I apologize if I don't shed a tear.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-12-18 16:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I guess after five times of checking back in, I shall let you R.I.P.
Bye Isaac! Take care.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-12-11 14:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you ever DO come back, I'm sure you'll let me know, right?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-23 03:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey guess what?
Someone is thinking about you! :D
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well shit, I guess you really AREN'T gonna read this or reply.
Maybe I'll just keep dropping comments for you to read if you ever come back.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-02 22:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually hate goodbye posts, and it's not like I exactly like this one..but it's not full of whiny selfish bullshit like bitching about how uber "used to be".
I was just about to read your last post after logging in for the first time in awhile
I was just about to tell you you probably DO look sexy in blue velvet.
Don't log in, just read and observe, it will make you feel better. :)
and email me if you like.
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2004-11-02 11:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Knock knock.
Who's there?
-2DIE!
See you tomorrow.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-02 08:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I loved your stuff Zeccs. Though, you're just one of many.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post makes me want to go play in traffic.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna remember to remember to forget you forgot me.
enjoy your trip.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
more original than most goodbye posts
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like vagina
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite is a lot like being raped. Everyone knows they like it they just can't bring themselves to admit it.
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What he said.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
why dont you just retire for a little while and then come back? thats what most people do around here anyway.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bastard.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rat
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite is a lot like being raped. Everyone knows they like it they just can't bring themselves to admit it.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:18 EST (#)
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With
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Know what?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Degreeless. You KNOW thats not nice.
He has to hit YOU first, before you can hit him back.
Not heres a tonfa.
Get me a pack of cigs.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares? It'll save me the time of spamming you until you leave.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You want a hug?
..or a medal?
.....or anal sex?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll come back. Ubersite is a drug, no one can kick the habit. They always come back for one quick hit, and end up getting sucked back in.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No one appreciated your ramblings. Everyone will be happy when you're dead.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-01 23:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahhahhahhaha pussy