Costume Camwhore - or - I was the muse for Sir Mix-A-Lot (3244 hits)
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Submitted by Lyric (View user info) at 2004-11-02 01:45:47 EST
Just kidding. I'm not that old.
This was my Hallowe'en costume. I was going to post the whole thing, but who wants to see the entirety when it's really all about my big luscious piratey ass?
My costume was authentic, by the way. Because, you know, all female pirates wore ripped up red fishnets and baby-blue booty shorts under their pirate skirts.
Yar, motherfuckers.
User Reviews
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*ejaculates*
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ain't nothin' wrong wit a lil' junk in the trunk.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-04 05:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Arrrr, nice arse.
Post another pic... without the shorts this time.
:p
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-04 05:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, it's time to come clean.
My ass is not that big. Notice how I am leaning over and sticking it out? I was trying to be all Beyonce and instead I got Rosanne. They say cameras add 10 pounds, and I'd have to agree... except that all 10 were added on to my ass.
I still thought the picture was funny, though.
+2 for my ass!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-04 00:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shake your boo-tay!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-12-04 00:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those fishnets right there caught a whale.
Just kidding, that looks pretty good to me. I need something to judge it by, though.
Submitted by Casey_Jones (user info) at 2004-11-29 11:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems I managed to come back in time to find another pic of you on the site, Lyric. Nice ass. :)
+1 for pirate costume
+1 for the view
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-09 01:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MMMMMMMmmmmm pirate girl ass....
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-02 19:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bahahaha!
The tights are all ripped up. The other leg has a nice big hole in the side of it.
Er, I mean. Yeah. I'm turning into a goldfish.
*glub*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-02 16:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She loves me! YES!
What are those weird patches on your right leg? Do you have severe psioriasis or are you turning into a gold fish? I like to eat fish.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-02 12:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Shlongy's comment (fuck, that name cracks me up to type), but Falco, that's just unoriginal.
I prefer "my ass is so big, it's got its own area code!"
Yar.
Oh, and I love Caulaincourt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just realized how gay my comment was.
Nice ass baby!!!!!! w00t!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-02 10:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd compliment you but you will ignore me again :~(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
So THAT'S where all of the planet's remaining fishnet material went.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
baby not only got back, but baby got front too. damn!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-02 08:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Got a little junk in the trunk?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Lyric +2.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
send the rest of the photo to hairy_coo1.at.hotmail.com.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-02 05:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Red fish nets are soooooo last year's Rocky Horror, but +2 anyway.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-11-02 05:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat ASS
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's the one driving the dumptruck...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well--you know where you can find him, right?
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is THAT what that is?????
I'm suing my doctor.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah--I was the one hiding beneath that dumptruck. The one up your ass, that is.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
u dont wear that goth shit spiky thing all the time do you?
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe you have. Were you the one that got lost and I had to get your mom to help pull you out?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I've eaten there before.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-02 02:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you rule
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-02 02:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I prefer to call it "fashionably late" for Sunday's postings.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-02 02:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and it's not even Sunday.
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-11-02 02:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Advertising...
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Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-02 02:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I certainly have enough to go around.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-02 01:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna get me some pirate booty!
The one you gots is kinda nice. Wanna share?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*spank!*
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I needed a cart to carry all my pirate booty around.
...
Get it?
Pirate booty???
ZING!
Submitted by thricepalermo (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no booty like a pirates booty.
or
Yo ho Yo ho, a pirates wife for me.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
theres some luggage you won't lose.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I be a lobster pirate then?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wanna rock.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a fucking lobster.