Support your president or you're a terrorist! (955 hits)
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Submitted by williamson (View user info) at 2004-11-02 04:24:31 EST
Vote Bush! If you don't you support Saddam and anal sex. Osama Bin Laden is the enemy of America. Kerry didn't like Vietnam or Iraq wars. That makes Kerry an enemy of America. That means Kerry is Bin Laden. First he attacks us on 9-11, then he runs for Democratic President. Flip-flopper!
If you vote for Kerry, you are a flip-flopper! It makes you a terrorist. If Bush wasn't your president we wouldn't have taken out Saddam. Saddam is a terrorist and supports 9-11. Remember 9-11? You don't want to look like a traitor. You love your country... DON'T YOU?! Cause if you vote Kerry, then I suppose you don't. You aren't patriotic if you don't vote Bush. Bush is America, remember? If you can't remember then you're a traitor and a flip-flopper.
Bush is the messenger of GOD. He creates a society based on morality and Christian values. Muslims don't have Christian values. That's why they are all terrorists. If you don't support Christian values then you are a liberal traitor who's into anal-sex. Do you like anal-sex? If you answered no then only Bush can help you. Kerry likes anal sex because he's Osama, remember? Osama likes anal-sex cause he's a muslim, remember? He also hates freedom. Do you hate freedom? If you love freedom then you must vote Bush to stay strong or you're a flip-flopper. Flip-flop! 9-11! 9-11! You do remember 9-11, don't you? Kerry supported 9-11 cause he's a flip-flopper.
VOTE BUSH 2004!
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Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2005-06-08 11:12:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:40:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:15:41 (#)
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Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
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God I love Office Space
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:15:41 EST (#)
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Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:08:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:53:03 (#)
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I like anal sex...
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hahahaha
Submitted by JoshuaW (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:44:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:18:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-09 23:34:26 EST (#)
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now THAT'S funny!
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:26:43 EST (#)
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the thing i love most about this is that republicans will love it and agree because they are too stupid to understand the satire, while others will appreciate the humor.
nice one
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:20:35 EST (#)
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'First he attacks us on 9-11, then he runs for Democratic President. Flip-flopper!'
I larfed at that nice and hard.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:12:35 EST (#)
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4* 4 years....
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:03:25 EST (#)
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Looks like you all fell for it. Bush will have another 3 years of tyranny. I am joining the Australian army next year, and with our conservative Prime Minister, I could be sent to Iraq... or who knows where else? N.Korea? Iran? Who do you Americans want to blow up next? You've voted in a war-monger. Hitler was elected democratically too, remember?
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:53:36 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/50319 <---Most beautiful girl EVAR
I'm fucking tired of this shit
Thank god for election day
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:53:03 EST (#)
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I like anal sex...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:44:54 EST (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:27:00 EST (#)
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A perfect representation of Bush supporters.
Bravo.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:19:15 EST (#)
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I'm sold
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-02 09:13:57 EST (#)
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my name is derek redneck. i hate niggers, jews, and spics...but I love George W. Bush.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-02 08:16:15 EST (#)
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umm....
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:51:28 EST (#)
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VOTE ANAL SEX 2004
Submitted by thorpe87 (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:35:05 EST (#)
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Hahahaha damn straight. On the eve of the election, this is the most informed piece of reporting I've read so far.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:33:11 EST (#)
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It's almost like you've cut and pasted one of GWB's campaign leaflets.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-02 06:43:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:03:32 EST (#)
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good good
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-02 06:00:59 EST (#)
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made me laugh
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-02 05:37:58 EST (#)
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Whoa shit. Maybe your not such a bad guy Rad1101. By the way, I'm not anti-semetic as you see me. I am just really against Sharon. If people knew who John Howard was (my Prime Minister, of Australia, thank god not England), I would have made a post picturing him as Hitler... In fact, I plan to, just as a token of forgiveness and proving that I'm not anti-semetic, cause I'd say the same thing about my leader.
Ok?
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-11-02 05:25:37 EST (#)
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Kerry might be into Anal sex, but Bush here looks like he's going to give Dick Cheney a good ol' fashioned pole polishing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-02 05:11:51 EST (#)
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And another for the rebuttal. I laughed. If I ever see you in a pub, I'm gonna buy you a pint.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-02 05:11:05 EST (#)
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Williamson, I changed my mind. i fucking love you man. Here's a +2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:57:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:53:14 (#)
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You are an ignorant, english arse. No wonder we seperated from you fuckwads. Dumbarse. You should stick to posting other people's work. Such as this.
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Yay, it's my good friend Rad1101. Of all the things you have ever said to me this has been the worst. I literally fell on my knees and wept when i heard this. It's probably the worst thing I've ever been called...
English!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:53:14 EST (#)
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You are an ignorant, english arse. No wonder we seperated from you fuckwads. Dumbarse. You should stick to posting other people's work. Such as this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50178
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-11-02 04:35:01 EST (#)
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It's all clear to me now...