I Hate My Son. (617 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.38 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Zoidberg's Mom (View user info) at 2004-11-02 13:02:20 EST
I had a friend and I'll admit,
He caused a burning in my clit.
Was it love or was it hate?
Or the severed hand I used to masturbate?
If you can't tell, I've been around the block,
But never had I seen such a massive cock.
Veins bulging, head growing bigger,
I never thought I'd fuck a nigger.
I sucked it long and sucked it hard,
But he caught my skanky ass off guard.
He turned me around and got me on my knees,
He fucked my ass, not knowing my disease(es).
We went at it for an hour or two more,
We kept going till he called me a whore.
That word made me cum, like I haven't since,
My ass squeezed his cock, making him wince.
His semen shot through my asshole,
Then I clenched my cheeks and ripped off his pole.
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Yadda, yadda, Zoidberg was born from my asshole.
Figures, since I hate that piece of shit.
Amen.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-02 15:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So do we. Join the club.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-02 14:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
zoid licks my asshole. it's very clean. Minty, even. Zoid uses Listerine.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, Zoid rules.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a crazy bastard!!
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and I'm not trying to be all peaceful for the sake of this post getting a +2. I knew it sucked as I wrote it. But I couldn't resist taking a swipe at my good buddy Zoid.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yes, I suppose that was a racist remark.
Ever see a muslim person with a big beard walking down the street, or some dude with a turban? Or some ghetto fabulous black or hispanic dude walking your way on the street? Or did you ever see a group of Hasidics walking together and smirk, or think of a stereotype?
There are too many of these types of situations to list off the top of my head, but I think you get the gist [jist?].
"...everyone's a little bit racist..."
"I love black people, but I HATE NIGGERS!"
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
blah only a -1 because its about me, but still
not creative or funny at all
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
today didn't feel like a limerick day...maybe later
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zavebe (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uh.. man. The racist remark really ticked me off.
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want a limerick godamn you!