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Submitted by abefroman42 (View user info) at 2004-11-02 16:09:05 EST

Patient:Hey Dr- Everytime I drink coffee, my I hurts.

Dr: Well, stop sucking your fathers cock!

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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:07:29 EST (#)
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