Attention Americans (574 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -0.2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainAmik (View user info) at 2004-11-03 02:57:16 EST
If...and yes, that is an IF, George W. Does win the election, the world is going down the shitter, who knows maybe nuclear war, but that is far from my point, or is it. I just feel that there should be another stupid political post, however with a twist, I think that if Bush wins and we are all gonna die, why not die happy...In bed with me. Now I know that some of you guys out there are like "sweet, I'll do you in the pooper", but this is not an option, I'm a giver, not a taker, and preferably to the female persuasion. So there you have it, I am making the proposition that hell if all you Americans are gonna get fucked anyway, why not get fucked by a real asshole and a Canadian.
Sorry for the shitty post but this fucking election thing is driving me crazy and posting is much better than watching the fucking match game (damn Richard Dawson was awesome), in between election commercials.
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-03 07:10:06 EST (#)
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Duh, "over here" being in the UK.
*Bangs head on desk repeatedly*
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-03 07:07:17 EST (#)
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Dear lord, we don't want all the disillusioned yanks over here thanks! We've got enough problems with the disillusioned middle classes in the UK at the moment. Oh, and the disillusioned working classes, and the disillusioned anti-war protestors, and the disillusioned students, junior doctors, Tories....
Anyway, the point being we've got enough disillusionment without needed disillusioned Kerry supporters too!
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-03 03:46:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSean (user info) at 2004-11-03 03:25:53 (#)
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Use punctiation.
And try to have a brain before you get into politics.
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use spell check you fucking prick! is (!) considered punctuation?
Submitted by action_man (user info) at 2004-11-03 03:44:32 EST (#)
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Blame Canada Blame Canada Blame Canada Blame Canada!
Does this apply?
Submitted by TheSean (user info) at 2004-11-03 03:25:53 EST (#)
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Use punctiation.
And try to have a brain before you get into politics.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-03 03:24:27 EST (#)
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It does not matter who wins, read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50341
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2004-11-03 03:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with you, but unfortunately if Bush wins I'm going to Britain, not Canada. Reason? Their money is worth more than mine, and mine is worth more than yours. You're going down with us anyway.