Bring Forth the Apocalypse (785 hits)
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Submitted by JWLMAR10 (View user info) at 2004-11-03 11:57:45 EST
Well, it looks like we are stuck with the same president that has put our debt into the trillions of dollars and turned basically the entire world against us. I hope all of you farmers and hillbillies remember to go to church and pray once our cities get blown to bits by terrorists. But what do you care? Metropilitan issues don't affect you, so fuck 'em.
How dare you ignorant pieces of shit vote for our president based on "moral" issues. You are the same people who would have voted for the Jim Crow laws. And since when has "moral" guidance been the responsibility of the president? That's the Pope's job you numbskulls. Our president has a job to do and believe it or not, this job primarily involves international relations and running the economy. I am sorry, but this president has failed at his job. So my fellow Americans, congratulations for voting a lifelong loser back into the highest office. I know many of you can relate.
On another note, I am finished with this site. I used to feel good about coming here to waste my time. At least I could waste time with other people who were interested in discussing intelligent and funny things. This place was a nice diversion from the important things in life and it allowed a needed break at times. Now this site has become overrun with professional time wasters. You new people have a passion for wasting time. Everything you type reeks of a wasted education and a wasted life.
So don't forget to -2 me after you finish your jelly donut. Because besides masturbation and all-you-can-eat buffets, that is probably the only gratification you will ever feel in life.
...and I'm out.
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:44:39 EST (#)
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I wish I could understand how Bush won. I really can't figure it out. Almost every Major city in the US went Kerry.
I think it's because the rediculousness of his presidency couldn't sink in outside the city limits. There wasn't enough talk outside metropolitan areas for facts like "ruining our international relationships" and "clearly less intelligent than the family dog" to be understood. When I hear Bush give public speeches I lose so much faith in so many things: ivy league educational system, the capacity of a person to make objective decisions and also be faithful to a particular leader, the type of person it would take to be President of the United States.
Republicans, I realize that there is a level of faith and faithfulness in voting for the president. You vote for your party candidate (whether he is the best person for the job) because you know he will vote for people in his party as well. Then, hopefully their history of voting for the winning team will propel their endeavors in a successful manner.
Understanding this helps me understand why a person would vote for Bush: he might not be the best president, but the next republican candidate may be, and that candidate will have a better chance of winning if Bush is the Incumbent.
But what you aren't accounting for is the fact that four more years of Bush could lead to another cold war. And if you think its scary wondering where the next car bomb might go off, imagine worrying about which major city is going to be wiped out by a nuclear weapon.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-03 15:41:39 EST (#)
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I understand the political part, but why bash masturbation and all-you-can-eat buffet?
Submitted by IQof167 (user info) at 2004-11-03 14:44:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-03 14:12:06 EST (#)
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See ya.
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-11-03 13:10:59 EST (#)
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Now that I think about it, the majority of the post I read here DO bash Bush.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:51:31 EST (#)
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Crudite, take your worthless fucking drivel elsewhere.
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:40:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:23:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, dumbass, we were already in debt something like 6.6 trillion dollars before Bush came into office. The war is bound to cost heaps of money, so that puts us further into debt.
What the fuck do you think 9/11 was? That was a prime example of how 3/4 of the fucking world was against us in the first place. We enter into the war, and obviously some more people are going to hate us.
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Don't you people ever get tired of spouting the same old bullshit?
Good post, but this person should be named StonedStupid.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:34:36 EST (#)
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Apparently you don't read other peoples post's because if you did
you would realize that the majority of people here hate bush. I don't know
who you are ranting to but I don't eat donuts.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:27:57 EST (#)
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That's unfortunate. You gave me some of my first constructive criticism on this site, which was one of the things that encouraged me to stay. I, for one, will miss you.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Information revolution?
www.rantradio.com
http://www.rantradio.com/rr-talk64.pls
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Well, it looks like we are stuck with the same president that has put our debt into the trillions of dollars and turned basically the entire world against us."
Hey, dumbass, we were already in debt something like 6.6 trillion dollars before Bush came into office. The war is bound to cost heaps of money, so that puts us further into debt.
What the fuck do you think 9/11 was? That was a prime example of how 3/4 of the fucking world was against us in the first place. We enter into the war, and obviously some more people are going to hate us.
Oh, and don't let the door hit you on your way out.
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<Puts down jelly donut>
Good post. Leaving because of the president? What good will that do? There are plenty of Anti-Bush people here. You just gotta look for em.
Submitted by labelkills (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love it how all you guys are so confident John Kerry would win the election, then when he doesn't you whine like a bunch of crying pussies.
I find it even more funny how great it is that Bush STILL won after having a major smear campaign presented against him. They made a fucking movie about how much "stupid" shit he did and he still won.
Fuck John Kerry supporters.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The whole world is torn up about this dude.
But hey, if things get really bad, come to Canada--we love you the left wing!
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:10:00 EST (#)
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Don't leave...we need more people like you fighting for the cause.
Unless you've found a better place to fight...in which case, can you clue me in on it?
There needs to be an information revolution. We need to wake the country up and show them that they've been fed propoganda for too long. We need to make a stand...NOW!
Submitted by Trion (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:07:03 EST (#)
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I must agree with you, I learned that Bush won and I was shocked, but really Bush didn't technically beat Kerry, Kerry gave up, called Bush and conceded defeat, how about that?
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:05:00 EST (#)
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JWLMAR you are my new favourite person.
'But what do you care? Metropilitan issues don't affect you, so fuck 'em.'
amazing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:04:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-03 12:02:07 EST (#)
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Can I have your password?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-03 12:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 on all the above. this nation is doomed to the same hell from whence it came! WTF