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Rating: -1 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mexican Pirate (View user info) at 2004-11-03 23:31:38 EST


Bush Won.

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Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-06 09:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-04 01:29:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

+2 because I like the post.
-2 because youre an idiot.
-2 because youre a fucking idiot.

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HEY! FUCK YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-04 10:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Four More Wars!
Four More Wars!
Four More Wars!
Four More Wars!

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-04 10:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-04 09:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by a11rtaken (user info) at 2004-11-04 01:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



1. The Arrival Of Satan's Empire

[Music by Lord Ahriman. Lyrics by Emperor Magus Caligula]

The unholy war, when Satan's demons are smeared in blood.
Feathers fall from angel wings, from the sky.
Father Satan gather your legions, it is time to claim your throne.
The arrival of your dominion, so long been gone.
So gather now my legions, it is time to fight for our lord.
Hail Satan, scream the masses, smeared in angel's blood.

Lords of war, the wings of twelve, open all the gates.
Fly high into the canopy; bring to me the head of god.
Hell lord, unholy father.
Your wish is my command.
I will cut the liar throat; Christian blood will fall to the ground.

Demon legions, fly through the gates.
Into the darkened sky.
Held up high, the spears of evil.
As they run, through angels flesh.
They scream out in pain, as they see their kingdom fall.
Angel tears fall to the ground, as Satan again will reign.

Lords of war, the wings of twelve, open all the gates.
Fly high into the canopy; bring to me the head of god.
Hell lord, unholy father.
Your wish is my command.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-04 01:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

+2 because I like the post.
-2 because youre an idiot.
-2 because youre a fucking idiot.

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-04 01:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:00:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:45:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:43:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:36:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

When that guy's done shitting in your breakfast, I'd like to shit in your mouth.

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And I think YOU meant: When that guy is done looking at gay porn, I'd like to stick my dick in his mouth.


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And I think YOU meant..uhm.. I got my name off an AOL comercial, cause I'm ghey..and uhm.. I like to lick paint.







..and clown smegma

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And you probably meant: I tried to be funny, but I'm not.


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I think you tried to pwn me, but you didn't because you eat clown smegma


Ooooh


*pwned*

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Um... try using the "O" key. It's the one to the left of the one you were hitting.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What...exactly...is going on there with his hair?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:15:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

For a girl as special as you I wouldn't mind paying an Eskimo to cut your fat ass up and make candles out of it to sell at the market and feed his goddamn fucking family ferchrissakes.

I wouldn't shoot a load on her eye, it'd be all over her tongue so she could taste that thick juice--for the next four months.

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As my mother used to say to me: "Now, is that nice?"

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It isn't a photoshop.

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice photoshopping though.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:15:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

For a girl as special as you I wouldn't mind paying an Eskimo to cut your fat ass up and make candles out of it to sell at the market and feed his goddamn fucking family ferchrissakes.

I wouldn't shoot a load on her eye, it'd be all over her tongue so she could taste that thick juice--for the next four months.

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Pwned

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

For a girl as special as you I wouldn't mind paying an Eskimo to cut your fat ass up and make candles out of it to sell at the market and feed his goddamn fucking family ferchrissakes.

I wouldn't shoot a load on her eye, it'd be all over her tongue so she could taste that thick juice--for the next four months.



Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Watch out, I wouldn't put it past Shitfuck to cream in your eye while sleeping.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-04 00:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:45:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:43:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:36:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

When that guy's done shitting in your breakfast, I'd like to shit in your mouth.

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And I think YOU meant: When that guy is done looking at gay porn, I'd like to stick my dick in his mouth.


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And I think YOU meant..uhm.. I got my name off an AOL comercial, cause I'm ghey..and uhm.. I like to lick paint.







..and clown smegma

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And you probably meant: I tried to be funny, but I'm not.


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I think you tried to pwn me, but you didn't because you eat clown smegma


Ooooh


*pwned*

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Freight, even if I was sterilized I'd still be dry humping your moms legs like a bag of crazed hammers.

Jerk Ass.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

shitfuck needs to be sterilized

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PWNED bitch.

Don't say I never looked out for you.

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:43:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:36:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

When that guy's done shitting in your breakfast, I'd like to shit in your mouth.

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And I think YOU meant: When that guy is done looking at gay porn, I'd like to stick my dick in his mouth.


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And I think YOU meant..uhm.. I got my name off an AOL comercial, cause I'm ghey..and uhm.. I like to lick paint.







..and clown smegma

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And you probably meant: I tried to be funny, but I'm not.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You've got to be fucking kidding.

I meant--hey you little slut, sleep with one eye open tonight because you might catch a nasty case of the rape.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:36:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

When that guy's done shitting in your breakfast, I'd like to shit in your mouth.

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And I think YOU meant: When that guy is done looking at gay porn, I'd like to stick my dick in his mouth.


----------------------------------------------------


And I think YOU meant..uhm.. I got my name off an AOL comercial, cause I'm ghey..and uhm.. I like to lick paint.







..and clown smegma

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

....asshole....

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:36:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

When that guy's done shitting in your breakfast, I'd like to shit in your mouth.

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And I think YOU meant: When that guy is done looking at gay porn, I'd like to stick my dick in his mouth.

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by BraelusSaint (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:33:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

guess what, i shit in your breakfast.....like people rnt aware, wat u think ur the only one wit a tv? fuckin mexicans

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I think you meant : Guess what? I shit in your breakfast... It's like people weren't aware, do you think you are the only one with a television? I'm gay.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

When that guy's done shitting in your breakfast, I'd like to shit in your mouth.

Submitted by BraelusSaint (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

guess what, i shit in your breakfast.....like people rnt aware, wat u think ur the only one wit a tv? fuckin mexicans

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-03 23:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Guess what?

YOU'RE A FAG


Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing
out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.

-- Homer Simpson
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