What The Fuck Were You Thinking America??? (1303 hits)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (View user info) at 2004-11-04 03:08:09 EST
I thought I'd come back to Uber just once more to ask just one little question:
What in the name of sanity were you people thinking?
Goodbye.
P.S. The British paper, The Mirror, got it right with their headline: "How can 55,000,000 people be so dumb?"
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:55:30 EST (#)
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It could be worse: We could be Canada.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:35:41 EST (#)
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oh yeah one more thing, are you from california? Please say you are because if you are Im going to laugh my ass of! Takes a bunch of geniuses running a state to get 35 billion in debt huh? I WISH IOWA WAS SMART ENOUGH TO GET THAT ACCOMPLISHED!!!
GO HOME BITCH
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:24:41 EST (#)
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I dont give two fucks about this post and I was going to stay out of this. until I read what that dumb fucking whore Loren wrote. Thats right bitch I called you A DUMB FUCKING WHORE. How can you be so fucking stupid to assume that everyone in the red states voted for bush. Again here I am attacking another dumbass fucking stereotypical piece of shit but I dont give a fuck- let er rip.
OK BITCH, CHECK THIS OUT: I didnt vote for bush or Kerry because they are both as fucking stupid as you. Bottom line here is no matter who got elected our country (as much as I love it) is still going to be fucked up. WE NEED A COMPLETE OVERHAUL OF OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM NOT JUST A NEW PRESIDENT.
Now, how did you become so fucking stupid to think that middle America is a bunch of dumbass rednecks? How did you become such a stereotypical retarded bitch?
Now about me and my state which you have so viciously insulted yet you know nothing about it:
I live in Des Moines, Iowa. Population about 700,000. We have one of the most powerful per capita economies of any city in the nation. We are heavily saturated with powerful insurance companies, financial firms as well as many powerful manufacturing firms. Sorry but this doesnt really sound like redneck land. Iowa has the HIGHEST literacy rate in the nation as well as one of the highest voter registration rates and voter turn out rates. SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES HUH? Now about me (like anyone cares, LOL). Im a 22 year old employee of THE NUMBER 2 MOST POWERFUL FINANCIAL FIRM IN THE NATION. I listen to rap music constantly (LOL), I OWN MY OWN HOUSE, and I HATE COUNTRY FUCKING MUSIC! Sorry, neither me nor any of my friends are rednecks. Also, Im not a bible toting person either. I beleive in and love god however I do not go to church. I have an IQ of 138- far higher than anyone like yourself and your pathetic and ignorant stereo types. Oh and by the way- Iowa is right Next to Illinois in case youre too stupid to realize it.
And to make matters even better- there was a link in another story (i dont know which) to a cnn survey that actually said most of the educated people voted for Bush! Research your facts before you run your fucking cock sucking mouth!
LUNCH PAIL OUT!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-04 11:31:44 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up already. Nothing like adding isult to injury to make you happy eh?
If you notice what the "Red" states are regarding the population: ie: Filthy bible toting inbread religious fanatics with a combined IQ per-state of 3, you would have the answer to your question.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-11-04 11:23:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-04 11:14:42 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 10:51:03 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-04 09:44:11 (#)
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DJMatt is a fucking idiot
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-04 11:14:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 10:51:03 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-04 09:44:11 (#)
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DJMatt is a fucking idiot
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-11-04 10:53:48 EST (#)
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you lost. get over it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 10:51:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-04 09:44:11 (#)
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DJMatt is a fucking idiot
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-11-04 09:56:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:54:47 (#)
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Also, on a related note this is what happens to OUR citizens when YOUR president invades other countries: http://www.ogrish.com/movies/ogrish-dot-com-kenneth-bigley-beheading-video.wmv
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SHUT THE FUCK UP.
That is what happens when the U.S. invades another country, and your fucking country follows because it has no fucking balls and can't think for it's own. Instead of blaming the U.S. for your country being in the war, why don't you blame YOUR COUNTRY.
It's not the U.S.'s fault that your country followed us.
As far as this post is concerned:
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I find it hiliarious that your news source said "how can 55 million people be so dumb?" when 59 million people voted for bush.
So SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-04 09:44:11 EST (#)
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DJMatt is a fucking idiot
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-11-04 09:33:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-04 08:03:55 (#)
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Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will kill him
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That occurred to me too. But then we'd have the evil little troll Chaney in his place!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-04 09:29:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-11-04 06:22:01 (#)
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you read the mirror? your obviously dumber.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-04 08:33:29 EST (#)
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Stick around.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-04 08:05:20 EST (#)
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Don't say "you people". I hate the man.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-04 08:03:55 EST (#)
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Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will kill him
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-04 07:33:33 EST (#)
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die asshole
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-04 07:23:39 EST (#)
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go have sex with your sax, or is it the sox turn?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-04 06:22:28 EST (#)
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/frontpages/
haha
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-11-04 06:22:01 EST (#)
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you read the mirror? your obviously dumber.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-04 06:18:32 EST (#)
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election post = Auto -2
Cunt
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-04 05:59:00 EST (#)
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Dude, we're missing you.
Please come back and play in the Uber sandpit.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:56:20 EST (#)
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still think its none of our business? Dickhead
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:54:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:11:33 (#)
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Shaddap you limey asshole. It's none of your business.
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Also, on a related note this is what happens to OUR citizens when YOUR president invades other countries: http://www.ogrish.com/movies/ogrish-dot-com-kenneth-bigley-beheading-video.wmv
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:42:26 EST (#)
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Sorry Bart, I forgot that all sources of information that effect Kerry negatively must be lies, slander, or other attempts at giving Democrats a bad name. I will try and remember that every source that insults Bush or Republicans is 100% correct, regardless of the source. I mean hey.. if you can't trust Dan Rather and the rest of the media.. who CAN you trust?
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:30:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:11:33 (#)
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Shaddap you limey asshole. It's none of your business.
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You fucking idiot, its everyones business because your country keeps sticking its fucking nose in. I hope some iraqi's take you prisoner and saw your head off.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:28:45 EST (#)
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It says Kerry's IQ was about 120 while GW's was about mid 120's. Let me tell you fools something. That difference means nothing. They dont even have Kerry's SAT scores. Bush's score was a 1206. Mine was a 1430 and I support Kerry. Whoopdeefreakindoo, you idiots. YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. YES, YOU! GEORGE BUSH IS A FAILURE. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT?
Gearge Bush's life:
Born into a wealthy family.
Gets into Yale due to father's connections and donations.
Becomes a C student at Yale and a cheerleader.
Fails at his first two attempts at business.
Finally gets the help of his fellow Yalies to not fail in the oil business.
Uses his name to become governor of Texas.
Uses his name to become President of the USA.
Coasts on Clinton's success untill 9/11.
BOOM! Shit goes down and people piss themselves across the country.
Uses his influence on fellow idiots to get reelected.
Present day.
HE IS A LOSER AND A MORON.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:25:44 EST (#)
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Did you actually read the article you linked to?
This guy I know knows this guy who thinks that because some dude got such and such score on his SAT and this other guy got this other score on his driver's license exam that the first guy is smarter.
And that's a fact! That guy said so!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:15:28 EST (#)
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and neither was whoever Random Joe is. i suppose whoever it is has some interesting info...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:13:58 EST (#)
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DMD- i wasn't joking.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-04 04:11:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:45:21 (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 03:24:34 (#)
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DJMatt is a rapist. I dont hold the opinion of rapists in very high regard.
BAHHAHAHHAHA OWNED
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:56:55 EST (#)
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I was raped by Kerry. In the butthole. That's why I voted for him.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:46:48 EST (#)
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Half the people on this site are rapists or rape victim. RaperSite.com
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:45:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 03:24:34 (#)
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DJMatt is a rapist. I dont hold the opinion of rapists in very high regard.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:42:00 EST (#)
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mid-120s? Then they are both fuckheads.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:36:41 EST (#)
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http://www.nytimes.com/2004/10/24/politics/campaign/24points.html?oref=login
Linda Gottfredson, an I.Q. expert at the University of Delaware, called it a creditable analysis said she was not surprised at the results or that so many people had assumed that Mr. Kerry was smarter. "People will often be misled into thinking someone is brighter if he says something complicated they can't understand," Professor Gottfredson said.
Don't you hate being wrong Bart?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:32:10 EST (#)
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"you know Bush has a higher IQ than Kerry?"
I think you're looking at the chart upside down.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:30:37 EST (#)
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We need the boldest creative myths, not only to urge men on, but also and perhaps especially to help men see the reality of their condition. We have to be as hard-headed as possible about reality and possiblity.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 03:24:34 EST (#)
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DJMatt is a rapist. I dont hold the opinion of rapists in very high regard.
Using IQ as a valid means of comparing intelligence says alot about you, idiot.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:21:21 EST (#)
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They were thinking;
Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Badger BADGER
Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Badger BADGER
Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Badger BADGER
Snake! It's a snake! Oh snake!
Scored by,
Muffin, pigeon, Muffin, pigeon, Muffin, pigeon, Muffin, pigeon, Muffin, pigeon, Muffin, pigeon, Penguin penguin!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:21:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:11:31 (#)
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The same 55,000,000 million people also voted that the sun orbits around the earth. So much for heliocentricity.
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yeah, i did punch that chad out come to think of it.
you are a fucking asshole. Calling me a nazi? Calling Bush a moron?
you know Bush has a higher IQ than Kerry?
either way, liberals are once again proving themselves to be nothing more than venom-spitting jackasses, who, if they don't get their way, whine and complain, ridicule and belittle, and do everything else in their power to give the finger to the same democracy that they claim to support, until it renders a vote they don't agree with.
you sir, can eat me.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:18:06 EST (#)
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Perhaps they all have brain tumors. Wouldn't that be good.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:11:33 EST (#)
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Shaddap you limey asshole. It's none of your business.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-04 03:11:31 EST (#)
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The same 55,000,000 million people also voted that the sun orbits around the earth. So much for heliocentricity.