Uber Survey: Hot Chick, Strap-On, $100k (1310 hits)
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Submitted by abefroman42 (View user info) at 2004-11-04 13:11:38 EST
Todays Uber survey:
Would you let a hot chick with a strap-on pop you in the pooper for $100,000 US? Guys and gals are welcome to respond.
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Removal of +2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, you know...why not?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
que?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So i only have to pay 100k?>
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2004-11-04 20:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How many pumps does she get? Can i choose the size of the strapon?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-04 17:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only if she promised to get off prematurely.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 16:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1 liner
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If she's going to keep quiet about it, and not ram away at an excruciating pace, why the fuck not?
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd do pretty much anything for 100 grand. I'd fucking swallow for christ's sake.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yes.
Submitted by DrBlasto (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In my eclectic collection of friends, I actually know a middle-aged Canadian guy who produces internet porn. He pays men 100 dollars so that he can film them for an hour, getting fucking in the ass by a porn chick in a strap-on. And it's plastered all over the internet for your friends and family to come across late at night, and released on DVD for your creepy uncle to buy and show to children.
So yeah, $100,000 bucks, for a discreet, undocumented anal rapeage by an attractive girl? Not my first choice, but compare it to the alternatives!
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wait, on second thought, this post was an overall 0 (worth reading).
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My first inclination is HELL FUCKING NO!!...but 2 year's salary? I'd think about it for sure. No monster-make-my-ass-bleed dildos though.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Only if she'd cuddle with me afterwards.
Submitted by Rabies (user info) at 2004-11-04 15:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We all get screwed in life - might as well make some money on it.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-04 14:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmm.. a chick? ok
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-04 14:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How many times are we talking here? As many as I like?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-04 14:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn they took my responses already... I give up.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, because your anal virginity is NOT something you can get back
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd let her do it for free.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd let her do it for free.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm... a plastic dong in the poot now and nice-car sex later... or neither.
Decisions decisions
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:14:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean i was supposed to get paid for that?
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only if she'd cuddle with me afterwards.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean i was supposed to get paid for that?
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NO THANK YOU!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-04 13:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
claro que si