Flintstone's Vitamins make me KILL (2612 hits)
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Submitted by Jon (View user info) at 2004-11-04 16:41:02 EST
I chased an old woman with a hatchet yesterday, not because I wanted to kill her, but because I didn't take my vitamins.
When people don't get their daily intake of certain essential vitamins and nutrients, they go insane. You've seen it, you know you have. Every time there's a murder, every time injustice has been done, you can chaulk it up to pure vitamin deficiency.
I take my daily vitamins every day. Mmmm mmmm. My day wouldn't be complete without them. It also wouldn't be complete without putting on my zebra costume and chasing kids when their parents aren't around. That's WITH the daily Flintstone's Vitamins.
So when I DON'T get my vitamins, my creative insanity reveals itself with violence. When I'm violent, I always prey on the elderly. I can smell them from a mile away without my vitamins. This accompanies a constant hallucination where I'm chasing Wilma Rubble, every time I wake up I'm chasing an old lady with a weapon.
It really is fun.
User Reviews
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 09:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lunatic.
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2004-11-05 02:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the title
Submitted by The_Masked_Ejaculator (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry, I've been taking lots of vitamin C so my semen will taste like an orange you silly little fuck.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING BORED AT MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN WORK MOTHERFUCKER!
I don't take 'vitamins' anymore, does it show?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed at the title.
Submitted by Rabies (user info) at 2004-11-04 17:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I also took a whole bottle when I was a kid -I didn't get sick though - it just made my pee dark and smelly.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-11-04 17:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Try eating a whole bottle. I did it when I was a kid and got really sick. Fun times.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
rock, flinstones vitamins rock.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flinstones vitamins rick
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:48:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
This could have been good if you had fleshed it out a little. On the other hand, Flinstones vitamins.
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You mean you want more violence?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This could have been good if you had fleshed it out a little. On the other hand, Flinstones vitamins.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 16:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't take Flintstone vitamins. When I was five, I told my mom I'd just eaten Betty and she slapped me in the face.