Random Shit and a......Camwhore? (516 hits)
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-11-04 17:01:36 EST
One irritable penis said to the other "man, you're a dick."
In other news, Bush got a blowjob from his wife for winning re-election (or just regular "election", depending on your views). Of course, a good wholesome God-fearing couple like the Bushes didn't want the world in on their nasty extracurriculars. But they did have me video tape it. She's excellent at it.
Oh, the irony: the hot W daughter is named after his mom. Gross. The fat, ugly one is named after perhaps the most famous porn star EVAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!! Interesting.
That would be so awesome if I fucked Barbara and impregnated her. I can just imagine W storming into my house with a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my forehead with an ultimatum:
"Now son, you done fucked up good this time. I'm gonna give you a choice. Either you marry my daughter and give my future grandchild a decent Christian upbringing or you find a way to get rid of it without the media finding out."
I would do Kerry's daughters if they wore paper bags over their heads.
Ever get a temporary case of claustrophobia in your cubicle? Me too. That and a general dislike of everyone around me. I wish these high-pitch-voice motherfuckers would shut the fuck up!!!! Ahem...moving on..
I've found that my penis likes to hide while I work out. Strategic, I suppose. On the flip side, the nipples on those chicks that wear the tight tops when they work out get pretty thick and hard. Another interesting bit. Imagine if that situation were reversed? It would make pushups pretty tough.
And finally, a camwhore...my computer doesn't let me save MSPaint pics as jpeg's or gifs :( 16-colors, it is:
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-05 06:57:55 EST (#)
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