It looks like Kerry had a meltdown in the early hours of November 3rd... (21641 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2004-11-04 18:46:46 EST
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I doubt he knows that many words.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:37:25 EDT (#)
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thats spot on.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:29:32 EDT (#)
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Fucking fantastic.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-19 01:22:06 EDT (#)
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this is good.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-01 20:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's pretty funny
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88623
Submitted by Subjugator (user info) at 2005-09-07 12:17:41 EDT (#)
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This is wonderful. +100 if I could!
Submitted by hael (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:52:09 EDT (#)
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Brilliant!!!!!!
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-07-31 17:01:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-07 11:42:21 (#)
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That's pretty fucking funny.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:25:04 EDT (#)
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Supreme Overlord damage repair...
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2005-07-21 22:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shite
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-02-17 19:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Superb.
Submitted by Holoman (user info) at 2004-11-13 19:31:20 EST (#)
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Lame.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:10:24 EST (#)
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Oh, check out Prof. Bootz below me.
Hey Bootz, you suck.
Submitted by Boortz <borat.at.aligshow.com> at 2004-11-10 12:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Chuckleness at a minimum. Lack of originality hardly surprising, given the derivative american sense of humour, though I bumped it up a notch from total hell, as it's not an idea we thought of first.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-10 09:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
100
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-11-10 09:40:05 EST (#)
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Original idea, and thus +2.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:56:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:37:25 (#)
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Pretty good.
You are now in the circle. Be prepared for the hazing to begin.
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As long as it isn't one of those circles I've read about where we all have to whip it out in front of each other. That ain't my bag, man. So to speak.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good.
You are now in the circle. Be prepared for the hazing to begin.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I've never seen anyone say: OMG!!! YOU WRITE SLOPPY!!! LOLZZ111111!
Submitted by Leslie <leslie.at.canwetalk.com> at 2004-11-09 13:55:03 EST (#)
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Hmmmmm. Judging by the unstable penmanship, Kerry is emotionally wobbly. Oh, wait - Kerry DIDN'T actually write this. But the retarded printing is all part of the satire, right?
please
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by SlowBrains (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:28:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by punkydoodles <vivamexico7.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-11-09 13:23:55 EST (#)
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fucking awesome!
Submitted by Jay Greening <jgreening072.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-11-09 10:13:45 EST (#)
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baaaaaaaadasssssssssssssssssss
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-09 08:53:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-09 08:48:53 EST (#)
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It was very funny.
Kerry got the running bull from the American public.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-11-09 08:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brootch:
Me Brootch. Me like post. Me not know how use words. Me give +2 and not understand why rating does not count. Me think people should shut up because this is a 1.93 on 2.
Peasants:
Brootch has spoken. All hail Brootch!!!
Brootch:
Me like ass-kissing peasants. Me give them +2.
Peasants:
Yaaaaayyyy!!!!!!! Brootch! Brootch! Brootch! Brootch!
Submitted by Brootch <Brochu.at.gmail.com> at 2004-11-08 22:46:00 EST (#)
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very funny
But im fucking tired of people telling :" what? this was on bored at work? blablabla bored at work as become boring blablabla" just shut up damn this post got 1.93 on 2, you don't find it funny? who cares, but even if you haven't found it funny it deserve to be on bored at work... luis deserve the -2
Submitted by justme at 2004-11-08 22:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't like the lack of balance in this. You can only have so many "stinking"s in a letter saturated with fucks, bitches, asses, dicks, shits, and cocksuckers. Sorry, I've read much better. Seemed quite a bit repetitive to me, and for something as short as this one, that's tough.
Submitted by Carly <setutah.at.comcast.net> at 2004-11-08 20:22:26 EST (#)
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im republican and i still thought it was funny...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-11-08 19:59:08 EST (#)
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Dear Lewis and Steve,
Wondering why your -2s don't detract from the overall score? Because you're morons and God hates you; that's why.
And this is damned funny.
Submitted by steve at 2004-11-08 19:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
luis is correct, this wasnt funny
Submitted by Luis <budweiser_bock.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-11-08 19:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This made boredatwork.com? How fucking bored do you think we are?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-08 12:12:54 EST (#)
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If John Kerry had the sack to speak like that, he still wouldn't have won.
Too many big words for the neo-cons.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:51:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bananagurl (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:31:47 EST (#)
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It would of been far more interesting of a speech if he actually said all that!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-08 10:09:40 EST (#)
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good post. B@W worthy indeed.
Submitted by rhi at 2004-11-08 09:42:45 EST (#)
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Fucking awesome. And if anyone is too offended to laugh at this, no matter who they voted for, I'm bending over so you can go ahead and pucker up kthx.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-08 08:39:12 EST (#)
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Edited version.
"My Fellow Americans, let me thank you for your support".
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:50:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Biph (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:47:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-07 11:42:21 EST (#)
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That's pretty fucking funny.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 22:59:19 EST (#)
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Oh my jesus that was hilarious. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.
Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:24:00 EST (#)
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i think i cried... i cant remember... i hit my head when i was laughing
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:13:21 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/50665
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:12:48 EST (#)
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time for me to hitwhore.
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:09:52 EST (#)
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Not sure where you got this, but nicely done. It captures the moment well.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-06 21:54:04 EST (#)
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From your own subconscious, you dickbag. If you only knew how often I've stolen the stuff that you could have used if only you weren't a retarded genius transmitting pure gold to receptives like me.
-Jack McCallum
Brainsift Union
Local 566
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-06 21:51:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Logos (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:02:45 (#)
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I even bussed for two hours in one direction (living in the city to go to my address still on the book in the county) so that my vote would count.
Damn I'm naive.
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Well, let me personally thank you for voting and not sitting on your ass. Seriously, no matter which way you voted.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-11-06 18:18:05 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by razmataz73 (user info) at 2004-11-06 14:50:46 EST (#)
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i really really love john kerry. the country is full of asshats.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 11:55:07 EST (#)
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where the fuck did you steal that from?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 11:35:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by filmgeek (user info) at 2004-11-06 03:59:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by chilliwacko (user info) at 2004-11-06 03:54:16 EST (#)
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Haha, definitely deserving of Bored at Work. A little repetive with the insults, but definitely a quality piece. Too bad the uber-republicans will probably give you some shat ranks.
Submitted by UncleTeddy (user info) at 2004-11-06 01:16:31 EST (#)
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Not bad, but i can't help but think that Sen. Kerry would not have had spelling errors or writing like a six year old... Or is that part of the joke? If it is, my bad; if it isn't, I stand by what I said.
Submitted by Logos (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:04:00 EST (#)
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And my keyboard is trash.
Submitted by Logos (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:02:45 EST (#)
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I even bussed for two hours in one direction (living in the city to go to my address still on the book in the county) so that my vote would count.
Damn I'm naive.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-05 19:33:04 EST (#)
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aye
Submitted by DrBlasto (user info) at 2004-11-05 18:49:16 EST (#)
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Best thing I've read today. Bravo.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-05 18:45:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-05 18:42:06 EST (#)
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holy shit. That's the fastest B@W turnover ever.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-11-05 18:36:16 EST (#)
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this is the shit that should be on B@W - great stuff.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-05 18:26:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:55:50 EST (#)
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Jack is the bomb.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:38:33 EST (#)
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This is a great piece. It deserves to be published.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:25:14 EST (#)
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"Glad y'all liked it. Now I'm a gonna run off to church and pray for the souls of murdered babies while trying not to let my hatred of terrorists cloud my mind cause I gotta do some more book learning later if I want to raise my IQ and be smart like a Democrat."
I h3art j00.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Nice and childish
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-05 08:49:05 EST (#)
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For the record, if you look at my older posts, all of it is mine. If not, I will attribute the source.
Glad y'all liked it. Now I'm a gonna run off to church and pray for the souls of murdered babies while trying not to let my hatred of terrorists cloud my mind cause I gotta do some more book learning later if I want to raise my IQ and be smart like a Democrat.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-11-05 08:48:38 EST (#)
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Hilhairyass
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-05 07:44:05 EST (#)
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Holy shit, Jack. This was too damned good. I assumed that you pulled this from somewhere else, but you did this?! Amazing!
In that case, this is B@W all the way. If Bart isn't still nursing his sore puss, and is able to laugh at a joke at Kerry's expense.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-05 05:51:49 EST (#)
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I'm british, but I still appreciate this.
B@W.
Submitted by The_Masked_Ejaculator (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:37:44 EST (#)
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I just came from your moms house, don't freak out when you see her new dried semen hairstyle you silly little fuck.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:29:03 EST (#)
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Definetly B@W, good stuff
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:01:17 EST (#)
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funny stuff
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:53:26 EST (#)
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Tee hee hee! I knew he was gonna bite it...
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:51:50 EST (#)
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Beautiful
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:29:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:29:43 EST (#)
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That's about right.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:17:41 EST (#)
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That would've been a winner.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:15:18 EST (#)
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B@W says it all.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 21:10:46 EST (#)
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Awesome
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-11-04 21:05:28 EST (#)
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If Kerry had shown the side of himself during the campaign that he showed in his concession speech, I would have been 10x more likely to support him.
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-04 20:58:07 EST (#)
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eh, kinda lame
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-11-04 20:40:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2004-11-04 20:24:55 EST (#)
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Ummmmmmm..............no.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-04 20:08:30 EST (#)
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funny
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:59:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 19:30:46 EST (#)
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They say bored at work because your post is boring.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:25:24 EST (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:24:42 EST (#)
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The link on the front page, just above the latest submission. Says Bored at Work?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:23:30 EST (#)
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www.boredatwork.com, where only the CREAM of uber gets posted and garners thousands of snuggly hits.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:22:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:21:34 (#)
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IT's yours. B@W, DEFINITELY.
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:21:34 EST (#)
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IT's yours. B@W, DEFINITELY.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:20:08 EST (#)
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Funny as hell
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:16:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:15:40 EST (#)
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B@W
No doubt.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:12:59 EST (#)
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har har!
BAW, motherfuckers!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:10:57 EST (#)
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I couldn't read it because it was all crossed out, but since everyone else liked it...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:10:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:54:09 (#)
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Jack, is this yours originally?
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Yep. And since I'm a doofus on the computer, it took way too long. Looks shitty too, but it will have to do.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:07:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ALINA <alina_allenbach.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-11-04 19:03:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:03:05 EST (#)
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rock the vote bitches
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:02:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-04 19:00:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:56:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:55:34 EST (#)
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Ha!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:54:09 EST (#)
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Jack, is this yours originally?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:52:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:51:39 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:51:30 EST (#)
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hehehehhahahaah!
Actually, I thought that Kerry's concession speech was the best speech he'd ever made, seriously. If he had spoken like that throughout the campaign, things might have been different.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:50:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:50:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-04 18:50:19 EST (#)
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Where was THIS John Kerry on the campaign. I would have voted for this version.