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How To Become President (1824 hits)

Category: Politics -> Election 2004

Rating: 0.2 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-11-04 22:12:47 EST


my pro-bush contribution to the elections of 2004.

howtobecomepresident.jpg (223 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

save the enviroment and plant a bush back in texas

Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

gah

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 for pro-Bush.

But +4 because you're my Uber-buttbuddy.

What?

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-11-05 08:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You are sadly misguided by what you read. Try Fox for a while, to counter balance CBS.

Submitted by tim <notloggedin.at.butmypasswordis.sq> at 2004-11-05 08:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

whoa

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-05 07:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So stupid I laghed. Christ, it's too early.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-05 07:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HA!

Who in the flying fuck would want to rip squattail?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/36805 - How To Fuck A Duck (Part 2)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35662 - How TO Be Kewl (Part 1)

Fuck you, you pussy bitch.

Your opinion doesn't matter because you were too fucking scared to log in.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-05 06:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Cheap squattal ripoff

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-05 06:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Thanks, Sirennnnn!

And the others.

This was my least favorite of all of my 'How To' posts.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-05 02:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are so cute.

<rate the post, not the author>

This post is so cute.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 01:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

and you call people shit poster, congrats

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-11-05 01:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

he's actually holding a black cock in one of them--the one on the basketball court.

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-11-05 01:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mildly funny.

Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-11-05 00:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh, not your best...

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-04 23:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry man, this just didn't do it for me. I just, didn't find it that funny.

but,

you get a 0 for effort.

Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-11-04 23:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, oh yes!

Submitted by cigar.. (user info) at 2004-11-04 23:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Masked_Ejaculator (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't be alarmed if you wake up with a mouthful of my semen you silly little fuck you.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was pretty funny.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Especially the bottom and top left.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone else think bush looks like he has taken too many cocks to the eye in that picture?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 22:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You sir, are a moron.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-04 22:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not baaaad, not baaaaad.

Got potential. Keep it up.


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