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Submitted by TheRef (View user info) at 2004-11-05 06:49:00 EST
Have you ever seen somthing so funny that you though everybody else should know about it? Did you ever get on ubersite with the intention on sharing the comedy with others? Have you ever done both of the above and came up blank? Well this just happened to me. I came across soemthing awesome but I cannot come up with something to go with it. I am sure though that a great post can be made around it, just not by me.
I would however, like to see what others can do with it. So I am posting this in an attempt to get others to do my work. I wanna see what the best writers on this site come up with.
Without further ado, here is what i saw on the pot-a-john wall this morning on my way to work. have fun....
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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-05 14:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by thricepalermo (user info) at 2004-11-05 14:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Its obviously an al quida code sequence.
If you take the first letter of each word and combine them you get FTFWFBWSDBFFCS 313.
Then by entering that string into the enigma machine the resulting decoded fragment is revealed to be.
Free Sandwichs Suck!
Come Fat Donkey Bitches, fuck the world!!
Who balls for fritos?
313
The message is terrifying and is directly aimed at the American consumer.
I for one will be in my bunker next March 13th
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I thought you said you had something funny to share with us.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I wrote "Eat Me" in urine in the snow about 7 years ago but alas, the snow melted and the all important message to the world disappeared.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nope. no football here.
i was too busy working to play foolsball in high school
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Let me guess, you played footballs in HS...Because that's about the intelligence of your humor
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-05 08:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-05 07:55:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
Probably the funniest thing that I've seen in a field latrine was "EYE YAM SOFA KING WE TALL DID". The latrine was one of those with like 12 seats in a row. My platoon leader was at one end reading that out loud over and over, trying to figure out what it meant. That had me laughing so hard that I had to get up and leave.
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That was some funny shit!
The best I've ever seen is Directly over the bowl written in both spanish and english "Tunnel to Mexico, Free Burritos" I'd shat my pants if I weren't in the shitter
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-05 07:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Probably the funniest thing that I've seen in a field latrine was "EYE YAM SOFA KING WE TALL DID". The latrine was one of those with like 12 seats in a row. My platoon leader was at one end reading that out loud over and over, trying to figure out what it meant. That had me laughing so hard that I had to get up and leave.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-05 07:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll do it when I get home. (Around 3:00 ET)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-05 06:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
THREE-ONE-THREE YO! BIG UP THA DETROIT MASSIVE! BOOYAKASHA!
I wet myself because he's proud of his area code.
PEACE TO THE +44121's!!
(Birmingham, UK for those interested).
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-11-05 06:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok- it should be port-o-john aka bathroom
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-05 06:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It isn't that funny.