First Camwhore (1663 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.47 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Katastrofa (View user info) at 2004-11-05 08:48:19 EST
Being a noob I decided to get all the necessary noob things out of the way, such as the first post and the first camwhore. Therefore, I can be told how god awful I write and how god awful I look at the same time; which would save the necessary heartache I assume. My first two posts sucked royally and don't deserve a mention but whatever, I'm going to be burned anyway so I will enjoy mocking myself while I can. Anywho, here's my first camwhore which was the point of this scab on Ubersite's illustrious posts.
User Reviews
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2004-11-06 09:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ew.
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-11-05 22:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the link to it; it was at the bottom of the list of ratings. Kiefer, I don't care...I was just commenting on the fact that he does in fact have a sex life and that is it. I never insulted you either than saying that one insult was pathetic. Go on hating me because honestly, I don't give a fuck what you think about me. http://www.ktracy.com/michback.jpg
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so stupid that you either A)can't figure out how to post a picture, or, B) can't figure out how to use your own camera, that you have access to 24/7. And you probably own a manual for said camera which you also have access to 24/7. Maybe you just can't read. Here's a number to help you its 1-800-ABC-DEFG, it's for Hooked on Phonics. Oh fuck! You can't even read this. Call 1-800-222-3334. Or fuck off, I don't really care.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*ejaculates*?
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture was meant to be artistic but sadly, it was lost on all of you.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look just like everyone I haven't seen before.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
brilliant
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my god.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Never tell Uber that it's your first post.
The trick is to join up and make that first post like you've been here forever. (In which case, everyone will give you -2's anyhow!)
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that sucks, i dont see any pic
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:41:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
This was funny:
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-05 10:55:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a vibrator on the counter in the right-hand corner of the pic ?
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when i went to look at it there was an electric tooth brush but i can see where you were coming from.
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Vibrator, electric toothbrush, same thing.
What?
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was funny:
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-05 10:55:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a vibrator on the counter in the right-hand corner of the pic ?
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when i went to look at it there was an electric tooth brush but i can see where you were coming from.
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I find your blank stare very disturbing.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As the picture seems to not be there, I'm giving you a -2 for being a dipshit for not saying NSFW. Asshole.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
congratulations moron.
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're really showing us your best side, God help us all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-05 10:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beaver shot is required , missy.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-05 10:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a vibrator on the counter in the right-hand corner of the pic ?
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-05 10:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why did you do that?
Really.
Did you do your hair and everything just to take a picture in your panties for uber?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-05 10:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're ugly!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-05 10:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
12 year olds should not be let loose with digital cameras.
Submitted by Kevin <kevin_tracy2002.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-11-05 09:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, girl, you got a hot body. Don't forget to meet me on Tuesday or else ;)
Isn't leverage great?
-Kevin Tracy
www.ktracy.com
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother (-2)
Can't really sum it up any better than that. Thanks Bart.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like french knickers.
A lot.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I signed in just so I could rank you..
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try getting some sun.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Katastrofa -
Now that I did see your picture, I must tell you this:
You are a pig.
Don't post pictures of yourself in your underwear - you stupid, stupid, slutty little moron.
If I were you, I'd close this account, change your name, and start over. Retard.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CabaretGirl is hotter.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"were you trying to take pictures of the bruises your boyfriend left on you?"
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haha. Turn around next time!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"HA! You fail! "
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
You're a little plain.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA! You fail!
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf that isnt a picture
cant even see ur face, why even bother 'camwhoring'??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Show us your boobies!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, took me a while to learn this myself, but the first thing noobs need to do is to never used the word noob ever again. And as for the picture, were you trying to take pictures of the bruises your boyfriend left on you?
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if anyone told you this, but you can screw up your post as much as you want and it'll be okay so long as your hot. +2, AWESOME POST!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell is wrong with you?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-05 09:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Slutty McSlut!
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-11-05 08:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Idiot that I am...the link didn't go through; but here's a workable link to the picture http://www.ktracy.com/michback.jpg
Submitted by Enkiel (user info) at 2004-11-05 08:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome in the -2 world
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-05 08:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You look hot. lol roflcopter
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-05 08:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
or you can fuck up the simple process of uploading a pic. Did you preview before submitting? Did you know that Bart's script requires you to re-attach a pic if you preview? Could I be more condescending?
Welcome to Uber. Consider this a baptism by fire.