Dear Osama, (2428 hits)
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Submitted by open your eyes (View user info) at 2004-11-05 11:01:41 EST
Dear Osama,
First off, let me begin by saying that I am happy to see you are alive and well. I had begun to think that in our haphazard bombing we might have accidentally injured you. Now, the reason for my writing to you today is to request some more terrorist attacks., as I feel my country deserves them.
After 9-11, I was very angry with you, and supported Bush when he said he was going to hunt you down. Good thing that was just another lie, huh?. It wasn't until after this election that I began to be glad that you were still alive. As I watched 59 million Americans vote for Bush I decided that my fellow countrymen were morons, and sheep, and deserved exactly what they got.
They voted to have a president who pisses off the Muslim nations by killing innocent women and children just so he can turn profit. They voted to have a president who, after we were attacked, decided to do little in Afghanistan to try to capture our attacker. They voted to have a president who left Afghanistan's economy in shambles, essentially pissing off the country, and probably breeding more terrorists. They voted to keep a guy in office who let some 380 tons of high explosive go into the hands of god-knows-who because we were too busy guarding the oil. If this is what they want, then let them have it, Osama. I included a map that should help you out. Just aim for the red parts, don't worry, there's plenty to go around.
Sincerely,
Sofa_ace.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 13:51:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-11-10 09:47:26 EST (#)
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Oh, and another +2 for extracting such holier-than-thou anger from so many jumped up little flag-waving Bush-voting arseholes.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-11-10 09:46:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:46:11 (#)
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.....And yes we did remove a tyrant from Iraq, Saddam and his sons were death machines.....
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They were death machines? Dammit, why didn't anyone say? We could have just switched them off at the mains. or taken out the batteries.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-10 01:17:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-10 00:41:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:04:18 (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:39:40 (#)
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I humped mountains in Afghanistan looking to put a bullet in that motherfucker. But since it was a lie that we were trying to bring him to justice, a lie that cost six of my friends their lives, and we wanted Osama to get away, how about I come over to your place and put some bullets into your stupid fucking head.
This may be only the second or third -2 i've ever given out on here. But again, -2, DIE motherfucker.
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1) good for your freinds, now they are dead and not living. im glad for them.
2) laughter is the best relief for pain motherfucker.
3) and YOU were not there to find osama the whole army was.
4) dumbshit. you. signed. up. for. the. army. and. expect. it. to. be. like. shooting. ducks. in. a barrel.
5) people can and will fight back.
with deadly results
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1) Yes, it's nice when someone's friends die, isn't it. So you would have no problem if I (or some terrorist motherfucker) came and killed your friends? Sure you would.
2) Laughter is the best relief for pain. This was not funny.
3) Exactly. I merely said I was humping the mountians looking for him. I never said i was alone. In fact, I think I mentioned several of my friends were killed (which you seemed to find funny).
4) Yes, I did sign up and proudly. I'd sign up again. I NEVER expected it to be shooting ducks in a barrel. That it WAS like that sometimes was surprising.
5) people can and will indeed fight back with deadly results. It is expected. In fact, People (THE US) can and will Fight Back (PEARL HARBOR, 9/11). And we are sharing some deadly results with those who would bear us ill will.
Your statements were some of the most ignorant i've ever read on this site, which is saying quite a bit.
Has anyone noticed that as soon as we invaded Iraq, Ghaddafi abandoned his WMD and immediately moved to a more pro-western stance?
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:36:33 EST (#)
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derka derka derka. muhammad jihad.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 16:52:46 EST (#)
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Just when I was convinced that Americans were simply "ignorant inbred hicks", I stopped by Uber.
Good piece
Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:46:11 EST (#)
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I cannot believe that someone would publicly state that it was alright for thousands of people to be mowed down without a second thought no matter how much you might hate the president. Since you like the thought of just being killed outright why don't we take you out back and shoot you with ought a thought?
And in response to both the original post and the reply by angry_worker we are not killing innocent women and children in Iraq. 99% of the civilian deaths in Iraq have come from the insurgents killing off their own people. One example is that a couple of weeks ago a suicide bomber walked into a crowd of CHILDREN and blew himself up killing many of the children. And what was it these children were doing, they were waiting in line to get a piece of chocolate. To put it in your perspective, how would you like it if someone walked up to you while waiting in line to get groceries and simply blew your brains out the backside of your skull?? It would not be very pleasant!
And yes we did remove a tyrant from Iraq, Saddam and his sons were death machines. They gasses the Kurds using WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION simply because they wanted a place to live and Saddam didn't want them on "his land" and that was hardly an isolated incident. Saddam and one of his sons had a hobby of simply plucking the people living under his rule and torturing these innocent civilians to death and pumping their bodies full of lead. If this does not describe a tyrant then what does?
When stating this I must also admit that the US has not responded to some conflicts that we really should have, such as the situation in the Congo. However the situation in Congo has never threatened our life and liberty.
So us invading Iraq did not make things worse, the people in Iraq are now free from oppression and fear of reprisal for anything they do, they can access outside media and learn how they have been forced to live when compared to other countries.
So Sofa_ace you should feel very lucky that you live in a country where your views are accepted by free speech thanks to a little thing drafted up by our forefathers a few hundred years ago. You might have heard of it, it's called the Bill of Rights, and it states as the first thing that you will always have your right to express your opinion.
Without it you would already be dead
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 15:05:28 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/37990#643447
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:09:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Joe Dirt at 2004-11-08 20:13:02 (#)
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all you gay ass liberals shut up. ya you have a right to vote for whoever you want. You used thatright...AND YOU LOSSED!!! quit crying like a baby and get over it. all the crying in the world won't change a thing
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This guy is about as smart as everyone else who voted for Bush.
I would like the North and West to seceed from the Nation, we'll give Bush back his confederate states of America and NYC will be the capital of the US once again! Yes!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-09 07:26:29 EST (#)
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The FBI will track this my son. Run for the hills!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-08 21:14:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:40:58 (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:21:08 (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:16:34 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:09:38 (#)
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funny that those who actually suffered the attacks didn't vote Bush.
Submitted by angry_worker (user info) at 2004-11-08 20:13:55 EST (#)
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yes september 11 was a terrible thing to happen.
and there is no doubt that your people are angry and can never truly be compensated for your loss,
But you americans have to put is event into perspective -
in the invasion in iraq 40 000 iraqi CIVILIANS! have been killed , and countless more horribly maimed for thier entire life.
in afganistan 20 000 civilians killed.
how can any american, deep down justify the war on iraq. with so many american and iraqi casualities and FOR WHAT?! don't tell me this bullshit of removing a tyrant bla bla - look at Sudan, zimbabwe, uganda.
When rwanda was up the shit creek where were the bloody americans then?! 800 000 rwandans died and the americans barely lifted a finger (apart from that middle one towards rwanda)
How about the recently fucked up sudan in which 50 000 people died. How much has america done about that?!
there are a lot of fuckwit leaders out in the world. and sadly saddam is one the worst of them by a long shot.
The fact is, the western world have killed thousands more civilians than the arab world is even capable of.
please people invading countries like iraq is just going to make this a hundred times worse.
So thankyou to this guy/girl for having the courage to write this piece. I only wish there were more americans (and australians for that matter) like you.
Submitted by Joe Dirt at 2004-11-08 20:13:02 EST (#)
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all you gay ass liberals shut up. ya you have a right to vote for whoever you want. You used thatright...AND YOU LOSSED!!! quit crying like a baby and get over it. all the crying in the world won't change a thing
Submitted by tidalfae (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:09:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:06:45 (#)
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you'll notice that all the blue is on the coasts of the country, the ports, where people are in contact with other parts of the world. while the red is the gun-toting, white inbred hicks with no education and simply believe whatever Bush says because he throws 'God' around in his speaches.
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some seperation of church and state we have going on here, eh?
oh yeah. i forgot. its only politically correct to be a redneck christian. they are more important than the rest of us.
Submitted by tidalfae (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:06:57 EST (#)
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My college roommate (who lives in connecticut) just informed me that she's starting a serious movement to secede from the nation of red states (aka american dumbfucks.)
go illinois!!! go blue!!
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:06:45 EST (#)
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you'll notice that all the blue is on the coasts of the country, the ports, where people are in contact with other parts of the world. while the red is the gun-toting, white inbred hicks with no education and simply believe whatever Bush says because he throws 'God' around in his speaches.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-11-08 17:56:17 EST (#)
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And exactly when was President Bush standing guard over these explosives? Did he go on a smoke break during sentry post? Why hasn't this been discussed? Out of all the explosives in the US Government, he was supposed to keep his guard on a little stash of bombs that dumbfuck terrorist don't have a plane to drop them out of. Damn, this guy truly did open my eyes. You picked one hell of a moniker.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-11-08 16:17:46 EST (#)
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Oh this one is even better than my anti-Bush post. I love it! I wish I had thought of this... In fact - shit I think I'm going to put this on a tee-shirt.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-08 15:37:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-11-08 14:26:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:29:14 EST (#)
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The best source I could find shows the number of troops in Afghanistan to be more than 18,000.
http://www.usatoday.com/_common/_scripts/_tacoda/amDataAgent.htm?pid=usat
In comparison, there are about 142,000 troops in Iraq
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14498-2004Oct31.html
Before I begin, let me say that I didn't look up the land area or population of the two countries to get a soldier to square kilometer ratio. So these numbers might be a bit skewed. However, 142:18 is a pretty drastic ratio.
Now, who does it look like we are really going after? The guy who attacked us or the guy who had nothing to do with our being attacked?
Don't get me wrong, I supported our troops going into Afghanistan. I thought we were 100% correct in our actions. What I'm opposed to is the war in Iraq. And I'm really opposed to having so little troops in Afghanistan. No disrespect intended to your friends, but maybe if they would have had more support they wouldn't have lost their lives. If those 142,000 troops had been in Afghanistan, rather than Iraq, there's no way Osama would have gotten away.
I'm just a civilian, and haven't seen Afghanistan first hand. But I have seen numbers, and I've seen some results. Osama (the criminal, but his family is good friends with Bush) free and Saddam (Tried to kill Bush's daddy, has a bunch of oil, never attacked America) captured.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:04:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:39:40 (#)
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I humped mountains in Afghanistan looking to put a bullet in that motherfucker. But since it was a lie that we were trying to bring him to justice, a lie that cost six of my friends their lives, and we wanted Osama to get away, how about I come over to your place and put some bullets into your stupid fucking head.
This may be only the second or third -2 i've ever given out on here. But again, -2, DIE motherfucker.
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hahahahahahahahah
good for your freinds, now they are dead and not living. im glad for them.
laughter is the best relief for pain motherfucker.
and YOU were not there to find osama the whole army was.
dumbshit. you. signed. up. for. the. army. and. expect. it. to. be. like. shooting. ducks. in. a barrel.
people can and will fight back.
with deadly results
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-08 10:45:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:39:40 (#)
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I humped mountains in Afghanistan looking to put a bullet in that motherfucker. But since it was a lie that we were trying to bring him to justice, a lie that cost six of my friends their lives, and we wanted Osama to get away, how about I come over to your place and put some bullets into your stupid fucking head.
This may be only the second or third -2 i've ever given out on here. But again, -2, DIE motherfucker.
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Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-11-08 09:37:06 EST (#)
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From the pic, it looks like the USA turned communist. Theres something you dont see every day.
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-11-08 09:35:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-08 07:52:11 EST (#)
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'Aim for the red parts' made me laugh, but I dislike 'shocking' posts that seem to exist purely to piss people off.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2004-11-08 07:51:15 EST (#)
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You are eigther for freedom of speech of opinions you despise, or your not for it AT ALL.
Submitted by SD at 2004-11-08 01:34:28 EST (#)
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I know people who lost loved ones on 9/11, people whose lives were changed forever. If you were one of those people, you would be just as enraged to read this as I am. All the bitching about politics and being unamerican is almost unbearable. Grow up! Yes, everyone in this country is entitled to an opinion. Satire or not, I don't really give a fuck. It's inappropriate. Bombing all the "red states"...Wow! There's a real stroke of genius..One that completely omits the fact that those "red states" don't support Bush 100%. Next time you want to make fun of something, why don't you go stand there in front of ground zero and start cracking jokes. Hopefully someone will hear you and cut your tongue out and stuff it up your ass.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:39:40 EST (#)
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I humped mountains in Afghanistan looking to put a bullet in that motherfucker. But since it was a lie that we were trying to bring him to justice, a lie that cost six of my friends their lives, and we wanted Osama to get away, how about I come over to your place and put some bullets into your stupid fucking head.
This may be only the second or third -2 i've ever given out on here. But again, -2, DIE motherfucker.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:33:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2004-11-07 19:43:55 (#)
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Im glad you wrote this. It just proves that most of america is made up of really really stupid people.
As for all of you that said "If you dont like it leave" You are the dumbest of them all. Especially the asshat that said "Go live in Afghanastan or China where they dont have any freedom"
I saw a great quote the other day: "A common man voting republican is like a chicken voting for Colonal Sanders" Maybe insted of buying into all the fear, hate, and greed that the repbulicans spew, maybe you should educate yourself and make up your own decisions.
President Bush can go fuck himself if he thinks this natural born american is going to support his shannagans.
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Now look whos spewing fear and hate. Fear, like the fear this post is supposed to generate (oh we are all gonna get attacked becuz bush is pres again omg !!twelve!!) Hate, like calling most of your countrymen dumb, stupid, a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders (I don't expect a lib to be able to spell colonel, you are excused). You people ever stop to think that you might actually be wrong about some things? Espically the claims you make without giving facts.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:26:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:28:40 (#)
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Honest Question:
Why did Washington DC vote 90% in favor of Kerry? I found that odd.
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Honest answer:
D.C. is the only place in the nation where the people are taxed without a representative in congress. Of course the people who live there voted 90% Kerry. They are high tax ultra liberals whos bread and butter consist of the government growing and staying large, and who don't mind being ruled by the Elite class. Why do you find that odd?
Submitted by dingo (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:13:34 EST (#)
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I bet when you lose a game of tennis you throw your racket, sit down on the court and cry til you puke. If the Dems had nominated a candidate who had any appeal at all with average Americans, they could have easily won this election. People are missing the fact that "anyone but Bush" quickly turned into "holy fuckballs, ANYONE but Kerry" after they became engaged with the thought of him leading the free world. Gephardt would have won easily. Stupid Iowa fucked everyone.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2004-11-07 19:43:55 EST (#)
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Im glad you wrote this. It just proves that most of america is made up of really really stupid people.
As for all of you that said "If you dont like it leave" You are the dumbest of them all. Especially the asshat that said "Go live in Afghanastan or China where they dont have any freedom"
I guess you didnt realize that the same republican party you support are the ones trying to take away your freedoms jackass. How about that patriot act? What's that? Havent you ever heard of the Bill of Rights? Why dont you compare those two things, fucko. How about the DMCA (Digital Millenium Copyright Act)? Funny how it punishes common people and helps the record companies make more money? All the republicans support is the rights of the wealthy to fuck over the common man.
I saw a great quote the other day: "A common man voting republican is like a chicken voting for Colonal Sanders" Maybe insted of buying into all the fear, hate, and greed that the repbulicans spew, maybe you should educate yourself and make up your own decisions.
President Bush can go fuck himself if he thinks this natural born american is going to support his shannagans.
Submitted by zeppelin <ginger> at 2004-11-07 19:42:52 EST (#)
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Fuck hicks.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:39:27 EST (#)
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to the people who say, "if you don't like it here, then get the fuck out." you people are fucking morons. it's our civic duty to voice our discontent with this country when we feel things are going improperly. that's exactly what this post is doing. he's not literally in favor of osama blowing up this country, that is just satire. get a clue you dumb fucks.
you people getting mad at this post are the same kind of people that would have been outraged at reading something like Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" or anything else that was satirical. Dumbass uneducated hillbillies.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-11-07 11:33:13 EST (#)
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I didn't ask for political affiliations on September 11th so I knew whether to be sad or happy. They were Americans, and so are all of us. This is foul.
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:28:40 (#)
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Honest Question:
Why did Washington DC vote 90% in favor of Kerry? I found that odd.
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DC has never had a majority white population. In fact, there was a politically incorrect time when it was almost universally referred to as "the Chocolate City." It used to be because it was the first free city you hit on your way up the East Coast, but now it's a mixture of tradition and the two Historically Black Colleges in DC (Howard and the University of the District of Columbia), which puts a lot of minority professors, assorted staff, and students in DC. Furthermore, we have a lot of poverty, and almost always have, and you have the typical urban haven for democracy concept.
DC also has funky governmental structure. The federal government has the final say in everything, and the Mayoral model is more or less to hold down the fort until something big enough for the feds to take a second to look at comes up. More than that, DC voters can ONLY vote for President and local offices. They have no Senator or Congressman, except shadow Senators who have no vote and no speaking rights. Democrats comprise the majority of support for DC voting rights. That alone makes me want to vote Democrat. There are several HUNDRED. THOUSAND. people in this country who don't have the right to representation in government. Yikes.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-11-07 09:13:36 EST (#)
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You:
About the whole "the muslims didn't hate us before?" thing. Let me put this in a way your western thinking, simple mind can understand. lets relate Al qaeda to the KKK. they both use religion to breed hatred. Now, lets say the KKK attacks a methodist church full of black people (much the way "the muslims" attacked The twin towers), and in retaliation, a bunch of black people kill your family, who had nothing to do with the bombimng of the methodist church (much the way we attacked Iraq who had nothing to do with 9-11). Now, wouldn't joining th KKK against the blacks seem a lot more appealing after they killed your family (much the way joing terrorist organizations against us seems better since killed countless innocent people.) The KKK always hated the blacks, but when the Blacks attacked you for no reasonit made the KKK look like it was right. Get it?
+2 for that very insightful comment, and the 'aim for the red parts'- idea.
You sir, rock.
Submitted by filmgeek (user info) at 2004-11-07 01:30:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:58:42 EST (#)
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+2 for this analogy:
About the whole "the muslims didn't hate us before?" thing. Let me put this in a way your western thinking, simple mind can understand. lets relate Al qaeda to the KKK. they both use religion to breed hatred. Now, lets say the KKK attacks a methodist church full of black people (much the way "the muslims" attacked The twin towers), and in retaliation, a bunch of black people kill your family, who had nothing to do with the bombimng of the methodist church (much the way we attacked Iraq who had nothing to do with 9-11). Now, wouldn't joining th KKK against the blacks seem a lot more appealing after they killed your family (much the way joing terrorist organizations against us seems better since killed countless innocent people.) The KKK always hated the blacks, but when the Blacks attacked you for no reasonit made the KKK look like it was right. Get it?
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:34:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:43:47 (#)
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I read some of your other posts.
You are a bitch.
You piss and moan about hating America and blowing shit up.
You want to start a revolution and you're whining about it on Uber?
You are a high school nobody that gets beat up or picked on every week aren't you.
poor you.
You ain't shit and you'll never be shit.
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If you read my post called "For all of you who think your country is better than AMerica", or something liek that, you will see where I claim that America is the greatest nation on the earth. Oh, and I'm not a high school nobody, I'm a college nobody.
Ever occur to you that maybe "whining" about politic on ubersite is a way to get a small number of people understand the points I'm trying to make?
And for all of you who tell me to leave this country: fuck you. Being able to question the actions of your country is one of the liberties America is founded on. This post was about questioning the judgement of the masses, not about actually wanting another terrorist attack. I would argue that if you blindly follow your leader, never questioning anything, then you are the one who needs to leave, because you are un-American. Bitches.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:20:26 EST (#)
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Yams, you seem to realize that creating jobs in AMerica is a good thing when you speak of Bush's tax breaks, however, you don't seem to realize that outsourcing these same jobs oversees would be bad for the economy. Amazing. Yes, people living in poverty stricken parts of the world will do the same jobs for cheaper. I can hire a Malaysian hooker to be my personal slave for pennies a day, but is it right? Outsourcing jobs essentially makes an American worker uemployed, and his family goes hungry.
Iraq was a mistake. Why are you even going to bring it up? They had no WMDs, and no ties to any terrorist organization. We went there pre-emptively, before they had ever attacked, or threatened toattack us. We killed thousands of innocent civilians. You know what I love? Bush says we'll leave Iraq when the Iraqis are ready to defend themselves. Guess what asshole, they are defending themselves. Against us! we are the invading force, we are the bad guys. Do you know that Cheney is beign investigated because Haliburton got so many contracts in Iraq. Luckily the republicans pretty much own all three branches of he government, so they won't let their boy get in trouble.
About the whole "the muslims didn't hate us before?" thing. Let me put this in a way your western thinking, simple mind can understand. lets relate Al qaeda to the KKK. they both use religion to breed hatred. Now, lets say the KKK attacks a methodist church full of black people (much the way "the muslims" attacked The twin towers), and in retaliation, a bunch of black people kill your family, who had nothing to do with the bombimng of the methodist church (much the way we attacked Iraq who had nothing to do with 9-11). Now, wouldn't joining th KKK against the blacks seem a lot more appealing after they killed your family (much the way joing terrorist organizations against us seems better since killed countless innocent people.) The KKK always hated the blacks, but when the Blacks attacked you for no reasonit made the KKK look like it was right. Get it?
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:04:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-06 01:30:09 (#)
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You are begging Osama Bin Laden not to attack you, but to attack your fellow americans. You are one gutless individual.
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Actually, if you look at my response earlier, i say I live in Florida. Florida is red. I would be getting attacked as well. But thank you for your reasing comprehension.
Submitted by Osama Bin Laden <sexykitten69.at.yahoo.com.afghani> at 2004-11-06 19:24:49 EST (#)
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Thankyou, Sofa Ace, I will definitely take this into account.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-11-06 19:19:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:23:34 (#)
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You fucking slime mold molded to look like a human being, you're actively calling for a terrorist attack? You scum sucking swine, I'd bury my miracle slicer in your pancreas, you fucking bag of dog squeeze.
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But I suppose there's nothing wrong with "actively calling for" an invasion of another country that results in the deaths of innocent civilians and 1000 US soldiers? People claim that these deaths are justified by the end result, but there would have been no invasion if not for 9/11, so those deaths are also justified by the result. Anyone who wanted to see Iraq invaded should be thanking Osama for providing "justification."
Submitted by cigar.. (user info) at 2004-11-06 14:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
freshly waxed ass cheeks...I'm ready to plunge into the nether regions of d list celebrites that supported kerry and bite them like the crabs of the sixites..
smoothly scorn scrotum..Ready to DIVE into the ocean and fuck the mermaids of the lost city of altanis....
clean shaved head like a monkey...ready to BLAST off into outer space and battle the 5 titted whores of gamma signa 8
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2004-11-06 13:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-11-06 12:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact that this made most heated shows how absolutely childish and pathetic the matters discussed here have become.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-11-06 12:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I pray every night that you and your wife/gf are raped at gunpoint.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-06 11:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:28:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a moran?
Dictionary.com returns this for moran:
Moran, KS (city, FIPS 48125)
Location: 37.91613 N, 95.17046 W
Population (1990): 551 (258 housing units)
Area: 1.1 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 66755
Moran, MI
Zip code(s): 49760
Moran, TX (city, FIPS 49320)
Location: 32.54678 N, 99.16560 W
Population (1990): 285 (150 housing units)
Area: 1.1 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 76464
Moran, WY
Zip code(s): 83013
are you calling me a city? If so, please specify which one so I can properly defend myself.
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Wasn't gonna rate because I can't figure out whether I agree with the post or not. However the above response garners your +2, I really did laugh loud enough for people in the office to look at me.
I was thinking up what I would respond to such a comment but there was no point when I read your response. Well played my friend, well played.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-06 11:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get the fuck out of this country asshole!
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-11-06 11:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It would be a mistake, Clinton warned, for Democrats to "sit around and whine"
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-06 02:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a fine idea...stupid muthafuckas
Submitted by gnarf <robtrefil.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-11-06 02:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamnit, i hope a midget smashes your balls with a sledgehammer
I coulda spent the 8 seconds you wasted jerking off to the olsen twins
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-06 01:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are begging Osama Bin Laden not to attack you, but to attack your fellow americans. You are one gutless individual.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-06 01:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You do realize that this college is ELECTORAL? And half the people in the "red" actually voted for shitbag Kerry?
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-06 01:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are the definition of sheep
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-06 01:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this left me speechless
Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-11-05 23:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yams
1) Yes, there were select muslims who did not like us before we invaded their country and started killing innocent women and children. At least then they weren't throwing rocks at us as we walked down the street.
2) Better do more with that tax return money that just spend it "creating jobs" because with Bushs plan thats the money you better use for your health care and retirement. Well unless your creating jobs for wealthy doctors.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mmm, good one. Wait...
Oh I get it. Muslims *weren't* pissed off at us before, that's why they flew some planes into some buildings...what, a year after Bush was elected for his first term? It was only *after* that, when we went and pissed on them, that they got pissed off. Right? Tell me I'm right.
So really it's all Bush's fault. Since, you know...He's over in Iraq right now securing all of those weapons, or at the very least--the very least, mind you!--writing every single fucking order for the troops over there. Hell, those Generals don't need any authority! They don't have a fucking clue what they're on about.
And Bush is responsible for your mom and pop losing their jobs, which, as it just so happens, were outsourced to more competent, harder working people who were--get this--willing to work for less. Now I know this is a fucking crazy suggestion, but maybe mom and pop should have gone out and learned a few more skills? Maybe that factory job stamping the "Caution" label on children's toys just didn't require as much skill as you thought, hm? I'll bet there's some damn Indian who can stamp the stamp *and* put it in the plastic casing.
And do you believe this? That jackass wants to give people tax breaks! Wow, what a *fucking moron.* Anybody with any common sense knows that we don't want any money back! I'll tell you what, the first thing I do when I get money back sure as hell isn't something like, say...invest it in more capital. Shit, that might create jobs.
Guess what? Kerry had his chance. He lost. You don't like it? Leave. As your fellow American, I don't want you here. I am sick and fucking tired of any American--and I don't care what your political affiliation is--bitching about something that can't be changed. Do you understand that? Is that clear enough to you now? Your bitching was old before the election and it's old now. Obviously you don't like how this country is being run. And obviously you're a Democrat. How do I know? Because you're here bitching instead of out there doing something about it. And you wonder why things are like they are. Give me a fucking break.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bignasty at 2004-11-05 12:09:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a fucking loser, get over it
last time i checked, America was attacked by terrorists, with Americans from all
over the country being killed in those said attacks
90% of D.C. also voted for a crackhead twice, Marion Barry
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Voters in the Midwest, South and swing states also voted for a former cokehead who hears voices twice. Dubya. Mayor of DC, or pres? Which needs a clearer head?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-05 21:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:54:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Like what was said in another, most heated post: if you don't like it here, then get the fuck out. Dumbass. Quit bitching, it is people like you who make the division in America worse. So leave, and go someplace where someone might give a shit what you say. You are just another hemorrhoid.
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Yes, and this comment does SO much to unite the nation. Grow the fuck up, people. As much as you NRA card-carrying, cross-fucking jagoffs in the GOP want to believe that the only right worth protecting in volves the right to buy whatever gun you want, you keep forgetting about the 1st. Freedom of speech, even if unpopular. Deal with it.
Submitted by banned_spiral3 (user info) at 2004-11-05 20:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God people, get the fuck over 9/11 and whatever. Who cares? It's been over 3 years, we can joke about it now. Lighten the fuck up people.
Submitted by LUE (user info) at 2004-11-05 20:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is everyone ripping on terrorism all the time? Bush has kept the nation in a constant state of terror to suit his own political needs almost since he's been in office. Osama just decided to get physical with it.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-11-05 20:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-05 19:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:40:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:21:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:16:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
funny that those who actually suffered the attacks didn't vote Bush.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-05 18:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good plan
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate people who don't like a post because it pokes fun at terrorism. Big deal. 9/11 already happened, and this letter, even if it was SOMEHOW read by a terrorist, will not influence anything.
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If you knew someone who died that day or had any respect for your country, you wouldn't make fun of that day. Thousands were killed and your laughing? Grow the fuck up and realize that your making fun of people who were innocently killed.
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Who do you think I am, lojope?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-05 17:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you get raped with a car muffler
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hm.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I read some of your other posts.
You are a bitch.
You piss and moan about hating America and blowing shit up.
You want to start a revolution and you're whining about it on Uber?
You are a high school nobody that gets beat up or picked on every week aren't you.
poor you.
You ain't shit and you'll never be shit.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh come on. The thing with the terrorists cutting the head of someone off and skittles coming out gets a plus rating, but this is somehow worse? Fucking hypocrites.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate people who don't like a post because it pokes fun at terrorism. Big deal. 9/11 already happened, and this letter, even if it was SOMEHOW read by a terrorist, will not influence anything.
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If you knew someone who died that day or had any respect for your country, you wouldn't make fun of that day. Thousands were killed and your laughing? Grow the fuck up and realize that your making fun of people who were innocently killed.
Submitted by Thankful_Slapshot99 <Suck_my_Pendulous_Sweetbreads_> at 2004-11-05 17:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and John Kerry was the answer?...Give me a fucking break
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A +0 until this:
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:19:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
To many people have remarked in support of this. Haha, it's fun to kid about huh?
Wishing death to your neighbor because of their politics? Let alone wishing a sworn enemy to do it? You all are loosing a great deal of respect in my eyes.
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I hate people who don't like a post because it pokes fun at terrorism. Big deal. 9/11 already happened, and this letter, even if it was SOMEHOW read by a terrorist, will not influence anything.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sadly Pringles Iowa is among the most intelligent states with some of the best schools, and we went red for the first time in a long time.
Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done... Well written and so true
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-11-05 17:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not a single educated state voted for bush.
bomb them all.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-11-05 16:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This site is getting lamer by the day.
Submitted by k4rnage (user info) at 2004-11-05 16:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S., Texas is biggest! Go for them first!
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-11-05 15:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I live in redneck central myself, also in red (Louisiana,) but I thought it was hilarious. Its so mean, its funny!
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-11-05 15:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a disgusting, pathetic piece of shit. Grow the fuck up and move on with your life. If you don't like it here, leave! Move to Afghanistan where you don't have any freedom. Move to China and live in their Communist world! If you hate your country so much, get the fuck out of here. Go sacrifice your well-being and protection. We don't want you here anyway.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-05 15:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
fuck you.and die.soon
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-11-05 15:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some one likes to be the guy that everyone hates.
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2004-11-05 14:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now, the reason for my writing to you today is to request some more terrorist attacks., as I feel my country deserves them.
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That's all I needed to realize that you are a fucking idiot.
-2DIE BITCH!
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2004-11-05 14:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BRAAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS!
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-11-05 14:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope the FBI gets a hold of this post and goes Patriot Act on your ass!
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-11-05 14:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
vitriolic diatribe = shitty post
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:21:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:16:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
funny that those who actually suffered the attacks didn't vote Bush.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you made most heated...
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking slime mold molded to look like a human being, you're actively calling for a terrorist attack? You scum sucking swine, I'd bury my miracle slicer in your pancreas, you fucking bag of dog squeeze.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I heard the guy had actually watched Moore's 9-11, what do you think the chances are he'll read this?
I guess that funny little fuck loves his press.
He's the Ashlee Simpson of the terrorist world. But he actually sings.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
America really does deserve everything it gets. If you are happy to invade countries at will, kill thousands, don't complain if they attack back a little. Tough shit.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:00:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
queenasslee, he made the claims, not me. your constant repetition of the liberal mantra about these issues is tiresome.
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If you're going to say someone is wrong about something, and then call for sources, you damn well better be prepared with some sources of your own. But you don't have any, because you A) are a moron, B) don't know what you're talking about, or C) both (A) and (B).
Submitted by sence (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry I just woke up Not queenashleen. Strider your the asshat.
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-05 13:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
queenasslee, he made the claims, not me. your constant repetition of the liberal mantra about these issues is tiresome.
Submitted by sence (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Queen ashlee how about the fact that kerrys' chief campaign advisor has said several times on national television that we have less troops in Afghanistan than we have cops in Manhattan.On national television,more cops in Manhattan than troops in Afghanistan. Not all of New York City.Manhattan.I'm sorry what is you're response to that.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-05 12:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:47:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you pointing out D.C. on the map, when only 9 percent of the people who live there voted for Bush? Wouldn't that be murdering the ones you consider innocent, since most voted for Kerry?
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Um, that's just how the map itself shows DC. In fact, if you look at lots of maps that are too small to show much detail, you will see that they pull DC aside and highlight it like that.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you pointing out D.C. on the map, when only 9 percent of the people who live there voted for Bush? Wouldn't that be murdering the ones you consider innocent, since most voted for Kerry?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:31:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
eat another -2. 380 tons, wrong. Afghan economy in shambles, wrong. not trying too hard to get Osama, wrong. Unless you can prove otherwise with sources, you are just plain wrong sir.
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Where are your sources? What, you don't have any? I'm SHOCKED.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:21:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
lol that was awesome!
lol this roxorz!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Yep, I'm going to hell.
Submitted by Ossma <acave somewere.at.cave.co> at 2004-11-05 12:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no i think you are wrong
many of the red stare .
Mas,Ri etc were heavy Kerry states
Were do you live
Friend
I have work for you
Your king Ossama
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
eat another -2. 380 tons, wrong. Afghan economy in shambles, wrong. not trying too hard to get Osama, wrong. Unless you can prove otherwise with sources, you are just plain wrong sir.
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
funny that those who actually suffered the attacks didn't vote Bush.
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People in New York always vote Democrat anyway.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.sorryeverybody.com/
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny. Aim for red.
Submitted by bignasty at 2004-11-05 12:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a fucking loser, get over it
last time i checked, America was attacked by terrorists, with Americans from all
over the country being killed in those said attacks
90% of D.C. also voted for a crackhead twice, Marion Barry
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and one more time should even it out
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah oops meant to be +2 for the post tho
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:19:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
To many people have remarked in support of this. Haha, it's fun to kid about huh?
Wishing death to your neighbor because of their politics? Let alone wishing a sworn enemy to do it? You all are loosing a great deal of respect in my eyes.
this guy is a fucking deadshit, seriously.
its not a joke, its justified and reasonable.
your neighbours do deserve to die for this, you dont even understand the hell you have released on the world.
and who said osama is an enemy? hes only an enemy to the mtv/cnn sheep as far as i can see.
Submitted by Enkiel (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment necessary.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the election is over, I'm tired of political shit, no matter how funny it is.
Submitted by Whiskey_Sour (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice way to make a point
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:30:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tui animus sum fui futurus penitus un quisquiliarum. Ego abutor connubium ab tui letum e casus.
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does it mean something along the lines my mind being trash and you wanting me to die a violent death? Sorry I didn't take Latin in high school, I chose to take spanish ... you know, a language people still speak. But at least I can spell five leter english words, moron.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I couldn't care less about the World Trade Center (no, I don't live far away fron NY, either), but I still think this was one of the stupidest posts I have ever read.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kerry said he likes to think things over and get information and opinions from varied sources so he could make well-informed decisions.
that is pretty fucking stupid
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to find the humor in this, or the valid political sentiment.
I can't.
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And here's another one for being just plain stupid.
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Like what was said in another, most heated post: if you don't like it here, then get the fuck out. Dumbass. Quit bitching, it is people like you who make the division in America worse. So leave, and go someplace where someone might give a shit what you say. You are just another hemorrhoid.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:28:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Honest Question:
Why did Washington DC vote 90% in favor of Kerry? I found that odd.
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Because DC is 90% black. Minorities almost always vote Democrat.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is another attack in the States, I truly hope you or someone that you love is a victim.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:30:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tui animus sum fui futurus penitus un quisquiliarum. Ego abutor connubium ab tui letum e casus.
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Somebody knows a dead language
GOOD JOB!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Rainwater (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hella Funny... when's the last time you heard "hella", anywya even though I'm a pink state, I voted for Kerry...
please dont really send this to Osama ;) lol
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This morning, when they played "Hella good" by No Doubt on the radio.
Good post.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
run that through a dictionary --Sofa_Ace--
Submitted by Rainwater (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hella Funny... when's the last time you heard "hella", anywya even though I'm a pink state, I voted for Kerry...
please dont really send this to Osama ;) lol
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tui animus sum fui futurus penitus un quisquiliarum. Ego abutor connubium ab tui letum e casus.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honest Question:
Why did Washington DC vote 90% in favor of Kerry? I found that odd.
Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by action_man (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:08:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it ok if you die in one of these attacks? I am sure you live in a blue state but what if you are visiting a republican gay uncle?
funny you should suggest the republican uncle would be gay...
I thought this was fo paux for republicans. Or maybe if he just tries to get married.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a moran?
Dictionary.com returns this for moran:
Moran, KS (city, FIPS 48125)
Location: 37.91613 N, 95.17046 W
Population (1990): 551 (258 housing units)
Area: 1.1 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 66755
Moran, MI
Zip code(s): 49760
Moran, TX (city, FIPS 49320)
Location: 32.54678 N, 99.16560 W
Population (1990): 285 (150 housing units)
Area: 1.1 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 76464
Moran, WY
Zip code(s): 83013
are you calling me a city? If so, please specify which one so I can properly defend myself.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spastic libs like you are why the democratic party is falling apart. Normal dems would condemn
this as an affront to their country. Only the ultra left wierdos could support this steaming pile of shit.
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol that was awesome!
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:15:33 (#)
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I live in Florida, we are red. America is a democracy (kinda). We are all held accountable for the actions of the majority. So yes, it would be ok if I died in an attack that the rest of the nation asked for. I would be dying for the right of my fellow countymen to choose, no matter how I felt about it.
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Sir, YOU ARE A FUCKING MORAN!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:21:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:16:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
funny that those who actually suffered the attacks didn't vote Bush.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
To many people have remarked in support of this. Haha, it's fun to kid about huh?
Wishing death to your neighbor because of their politics? Let alone wishing a sworn enemy to do it? You all are loosing a great deal of respect in my eyes.
No veneratio! Despero.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice. Have a -2. I hope you choke on it and die.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No comment needed.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:16:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
funny that those who actually suffered the attacks didn't vote Bush.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by action_man (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:08:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it ok if you die in one of these attacks? I am sure you live in a blue state but what if you are visiting a republican gay uncle?
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I live in Florida, we are red. America is a democracy (kinda). We are all held accountable for the actions of the majority. So yes, it would be ok if I died in an attack that the rest of the nation asked for. I would be dying for the right of my fellow countymen to choose, no matter how I felt about it.
Submitted by FuhQ <fuhq.at.idiot.com> at 2004-11-05 11:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one dumb motherfucker, I hope you and your children die a horrible horrible death.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
posts like this make me have some faith in america
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny that those who actually suffered the attacks didn't vote Bush.
Submitted by action_man (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it ok if you die in one of these attacks? I am sure you live in a blue state but what if you are visiting a republican gay uncle?
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PRODITOR. Quae Intereo.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what Q said
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't be surprised if this got B@W and best post ever...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA!
I know that this isn't very funny, because I can believe that there is some part of you that is serious about this. But then again, it is pretty ridiculous when an American would rather put his support behind Osama than their president.
Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES aim for the red.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-05 11:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
::sad face:: I wanted funny. Give me funny, dammit!
Good anyway.