Short Story (425 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.5 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by disgruntled (View user info) at 2004-11-05 23:51:50 EST
Once upon a time there was an elephant and a mouse. They were best friends. Then one day, the elephant got horny and raped the mouse. When the elephant came, his jizz blew the mouse's head off. The mouse's family pressed charges of murder and rape. The elephant was put on trial, but he flushed the jury composed of little mice by jerking off all over them.
"Wanted: Dead or Alive" notices were placed all over the mouse town. But no one was brave enough to come forth and promise to bring the elephant to justice. When the elephant saw the posters all over the mouse town, he became furious, and he raped & killed another mouse. The official stance of the mayor mouse was that we do not negotiate with criminals.
The next day, the elephant came again, and raped and killed another mouse. Right afterwards, he died his natural death, and his enormous body fell on top of the mouse town and killed every single mouse.
Moral of the story? Before you have sex with an elephant, make sure that it's fixed, so it won't blow your head off.
User Reviews
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-06 00:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor form, purely drivel, start again and don't be so fucking disgusting unless it's funny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-05 23:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
dumb