I Got Raped And Verbally Abused By 2 Little Kids Today (837 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.25 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kazzerax (View user info) at 2004-11-06 00:32:26 EST
Friday, on the walk to way to school, I was attacked,
verbally abused, and raped by 2 little kids today. Now
Jimmy was in the third grade, and he admired me. For my
good looks, boyish charm or whatever the reason, raped me yesterday.
I happened to be flashing the women in the car behind me, when Jimmy
ran behind me, underoos down and humped my ass sore. Unfortunatly,
Candance, the 5th grader verbally abused me, somewhat ending with,
"SO FUCK YOU BITCH!" I blame my friend Chase for paying them to do it.
You can visit Chase at the Southeastern Hospital, 1717 Dixie HW.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-06 13:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Such a promising title, and such a load of poo.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-06 11:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
194 hits and -1.13 rating, so worth it
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-11-06 11:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus....come on man.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-06 04:12:28 EST (#)
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When you IM me asking me to approve of your post, then I make a comment such as "don't post this, it's shit. You'll get flamed"...
I'm not just playing around.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-06 02:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-06 00:59:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-06 00:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-06 00:36:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
yesterday i said fuck
then i cried
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-06 00:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boo.
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-11-06 00:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go Away
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-06 00:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yesterday i said fuck
then i cried