Trout's USA Adventures: I (760 hits)
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Submitted by Trout (View user info) at 2004-11-06 09:55:41 EST
I'm freshly back from east coast tour of the USA.
Almost a month away from my usual Scottish beers meant I had to sample some of the local fare.
So here's my top ten ales of the USA (that you can't buy in blighty).
And nobody start whining things like, "oh that one's not strong blah blah blah I'm a whiney bitch" because:
(a)your lager doesn't even carry an abv on it so you really don't know what you're talking about.
(b)fuck you
Without further ado here's the list.
1. Yuengling Black and Tan
2. Miller High Life
3. Yuengling Lager
4. Yuengling Premium Beer
5. Sam Adams Lite
6. Sam Adams Oktoberfest
7. Boston Red Ale (from the Boston Beer Works)
8. Miller Lite
9. Sam Adams
10. Yuengling Lite
Why don't they sell Yuengling in the UK or Miller High Life or Sam Adams?
You Yanks have it good, almost every beer we get in the UK plus many more.
Fuckers............
(Also - for any of you out there that live in NYC or Boston - you lucky cunts)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mystiamoon???
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-06 15:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a Doric boy originally, from sunny Oldmeldrum. I'm just studying in the land that soap forgot- for some strange, unnaccountable reason.
Submitted by cigar.. (user info) at 2004-11-06 14:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
freshly waxed ass cheeks...I'm ready to plunge into the nether regions of d list celebrites that supported kerry and bite them like the crabs of the sixites..
smoothly scorn scrotum..Ready to DIVE into the ocean and fuck the mermaids of the lost city of altanis....
clean shaved head like a monkey...ready to BLAST off into outer space and battle the 5 titted whores of gamma signa 8
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2004-11-06 13:08:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-11-06 12:58:28 EST (#)
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'Tis a bummer you didn't stop by the Chi for some Goose Island. It's THE US' hidden gem.
But Miller High life? Come on... A 12 pack or larger should (promotionally) include a jug of TUMS.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-11-06 12:29:50 EST (#)
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Ha - buckie.
Not a chance.
After drinking that sherry-a-like, I mean tonic wine I'd be posting shite like "likesay man ken sir, where ye fae"
I'll leave that one to the neds.
I believe TTOM is in the weej at the moment.
Is that where you are?
You another doric boy or are you a weejie?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-06 12:11:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-11-06 11:02:29 (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-06 10:42:24 (#)
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A fellow Scot? And a beer connoisseur? Have a +2!
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Aye, I think there's three of us on the site.
Me, you and The Taste of Monkeys.
As for connoisseur, I'm drinking McEwans Export (the red death) this afternoon so you decide.
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Aye, I know- I was drinking with TTOM last night. McEwans isn't the worst, jsut console yourself that you're not drinking buckfast!
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-11-06 11:02:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-06 10:42:24 (#)
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A fellow Scot? And a beer connoisseur? Have a +2!
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Aye, I think there's three of us on the site.
Me, you and The Taste of Monkeys.
As for connoisseur, I'm drinking McEwans Export (the red death) this afternoon so you decide.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-06 10:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A fellow Scot? And a beer connoisseur? Have a +2!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-06 10:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Canadian & German beers are the only ones worth drinking - the rest is horse piss. Sam Adams needs to be killed!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-06 10:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a fruity girl drink drinker myself.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-06 10:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahha! What did you expect? After putting away 10 beers though, I think your ubermadness entry would have been pretty funny.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-11-06 10:01:56 EST (#)
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To whoever I was meant to meet in Ubermadness, sorry I forfeited.
Went into an internet cafe only to find out I had fucked up my dates and missed the deadline.
Damn vacations and there disorienting time sapping ways