ubermadness has ruined my life, drained my creativity, killed my soul, and etc etc etc etc. Fuck UM!!! (I HOPE I WIN!) (702 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-11-06 20:14:57 EST
Ubermadness is sucking the life out of me.
Not that my posts are all that great. Or maybe they are fantastic, and I'm just being modest? It could be either one.
Anyway... I find myself sitting here, thinking, "oh, I wanna post!", yet having nothing to post about. I started to write a story about a womens prison. I was going to start it with the typical stereotypes of prison (being afraid of rape, beatings, etc etc etc) and end it with the fact that prison isn't really THAT BAD.
But maybe prison is that bad? I don't fucking know. Plus the story would have been somewhat anti-climactic, and I'm not really in the mood to write fiction.
Maybe I'll call shitfuck and have him tell me what prison is REALLY like. Later, I'll do that.
What makes me WANT to post? I understand when I have an interesting story to tell, or an idea itching at my grey matter. I do not understand when I sit here, looking at uber, thinking, "oh, post time!". I suppose it's selfishness? Or maybe self-centeredness?
Most likely it's just boredom.
Well, then I started thinking about my job. And about how two months ago I was told, "maybe this isn't the role for you- we'll understand if you want to step down."... and then yesterday I was offered a promotion.
Fickle.
The people in control of MY JOB are so fucking fickle.
And then I started thinking about what I'm going to do tonight. I'm going to go out with one of my ex-boyfriends. We're going to the bar.
This is most likely a bad idea, but, hey, that's what I'm going to do.
We're going to the bar with a "good friend" of his. It's a chick. Do I care? Nah. But then again, I'm still sober. I'm known for thinking/saying fucked up things after a few drinks.
What else is on my mind?
The fact that I have to be in three weddings this year. Two in April, one in June.
This may make it nearly impossible for me to go to Ubercon Vegas... since one of the april weddings will be in vegas.
I'm going to be in a vegas wedding. Maybe I should dress up as Elvis? Nah- that might take away from the officiates special role.
Oh, what else?
Hmm...
I still hate it when people stand too close.
I hate it when guys have crushes on me.
People who are late irritate me.
Dating sucks.
There is a certian kind of white wine that tastes like red wine. I like it.
I have a new migrane medication that gets rid of hangovers.
I wonder what it would be like to be rich? If I were rich I'd never leave my house, except to go to Tahiti.
Zoloft gives me wings. No wait, that's redbull.
etc etc etc
Let me look for a picture to attach.
This is a picture of my nephew at his baptism. I was raised catholic, and my parents strayed from the church (in body, only... they still "believed", but didn't attend). When my grandmother died I became HIGHLY religious.
Then I got married, and my priest felt up my maid of honor, and I fell away from the church.
Not because he touched her titty... I could give a shit about that... I just decided it was an ignorant thing to believe in.
I am still agnostic. Or maybe I'm athiest? I don't know.
Anyway, when I was at this baptism, it felt weird to KNOW what was going on... to KNOW how to kneel, stand, sing, take communion... yet not to believe... not to want it...
uh. It was odd.
Anyway, here's the picture I took. I like it- fuck modesty. I like my pictures.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe UM is draining your soul but you are getting results. Good job so far!
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome picture
That's one of those pictures that you put up when he's getting married so people can oh and ah over it.
This religion thing and family can be quite complicated. I've drawn certain lines in the sand, but sometimes you just get stuck in these situations where you want to be there for the kid and all so really isn't it better sometimes to get along than be right.
I have taken the high road so many times that I get altitude sickness.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:57:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Good for you for leaving instead of using a man you didn't love for his money. (((respect)))"
Not using people's money isn't ground for respect, it's just being normal. Of course, when you're a worthless skank such as yourself, and like 90% of women, not sucking on a man's wallet is a big achievment. "I'm such a good girl, yesterday I thanked my man when he bought me these 300$ shoes, tee hee"
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I think anytime anyone is not an asshole it is grounds for respect.
PS~ I have never dated anyone with any kind of money.
PPS~ I have never received a present from a boyfriend that cost more than $20 because I won't allow it. (except for my engagement ring, which cost $200, which I gave back)
PPPS~ The most expensive article of clothing I have ever owned is a wool jacket that cost $100 which I have been wearing for 4 winters running, and I paid for with my own money.
How many times do you have to be wrong about me before you stop trying to jam me into the little mishapen box you've tried to make for me?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shandy at 2004-11-08 10:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-07 18:13:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
"and polypj's has yet to prove himself beyond doubt."
Are we talking writing ability or Shandy faith?
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entirely a matter of faith polypj.
i have confidence you have the skills to carry out the basic tasks of an apostle, but belief?
belief is everthing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Good for you for leaving instead of using a man you didn't love for his money. (((respect)))"
Not using people's money isn't ground for respect, it's just being normal. Of course, when you're a worthless skank such as yourself, and like 90% of women, not sucking on a man's wallet is a big achievment. "I'm such a good girl, yesterday I thanked my man when he bought me these 300$ shoes, tee hee"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-07 20:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
Not to point fingers, but did your lack of love stop you from taking half when you divorced him?
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I didn't take anything. I was left with 10k in bills and bad credit... and a bit of guilt type feelings.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-07 18:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quit being a bitch, Bob. At least she was nice enough not to beat you as bad as I did.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-07 18:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
booooooooo
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-07 18:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"and polypj's has yet to prove himself beyond doubt."
Are we talking writing ability or Shandy faith?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who needs herpes when you've got me?
That part about hanging out with your ex and another chick gave me a fat hard on.
I beat it like a caveman cracking open tuirtle shells on a sharp rock.
Twice!
Submitted by shandy at 2004-11-07 04:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like this and i like you, porn.
i hope you win ubermadness as you are one of my few remaining apostles in the comp
circe is still in i think, but i suspect the strength of her Shandyism faith has wained. and polypj's has yet to prove himself beyond doubt.
i'll say a little prayer to Shandy herself for you
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm thinking about moving back home.
No, that doesn't mean we'll hang out any more than usual.
I should add another comment.
Stop being a campy bitch. Nobody wants to click on or reply to your post, so stop trying to entice them.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:31:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2 to hoping you find God again. His face is always turned to you. Just turn yours to his.
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Seriously. Everything gets so much easier...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How to fuck up your own joke 101: Write Random Republican instead of Random Democrat. Christ.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:42:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Random Republican at 2004-11-06 22:03:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Man, this post-election bitterness is spreading like wildfire...
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2 to hoping you find God again. His face is always turned to you. Just turn yours to his.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 22:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BLAH BLAH. Go write your retarded bi-polar ramblings on one of those diary or journal sites.
Who the fuck cares what bar you go to or what other girl your last one-night stand is bringing along. Take more Zoloft, fuck, take more anything, just SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID UGLY WHORE!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not to point fingers, but did your lack of love stop you from taking half when you divorced him?
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2004-11-06 21:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a solid +1. You seem like a nice enough person. I must confess(no alliteration intended) I haven't read much of your stuff, but I think you'll be on my watch list from now on.
You know, I am not one to really tell anyone else what to do...actually yea I am...you really shouldn't participate in something if you don't believe in it. You should just respectfully decline to go, or at least just let your family know that you don't believe it anymore. Why keep up the lie? That, to me, is more disrespectful than going and not believing...
Of course, I am also the devil in disguise, albeit a thin one, so it's up to you to listen to me or not. ^^^
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
joe, just log in and post.
nobody cares.
Or maybe you're just afraid fetish will -2 you?
ah yes!!! we all love a man with no balls!
Right?
Right?
Right...
???
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 20:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish had already masturbated today, but when he saw that photo of the alter boy he just couldn't resist the double-header.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:48:49 EST (#)
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Two what?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell, two in a day.
Submitted by Michael Jackson at 2004-11-06 20:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice picture.......
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I learned something new about Nuggs today. Good for you for leaving instead of using a man you didn't love for his money. (((respect)))
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
booooooooooooo
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 20:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lost love, rape, and other tragedies nobody gives a fuck about but showboaters still like to express.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:33:35 EST (#)
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I love camping on my own posts. Thank god herpes doesn't give me shit about it anymore.
I was married for 18 months. I got married because I figured it was the best I could do- he had money, he did anything I wanted, he allowed me my freedom...
ah jesus, I was young.
I grew up wanting a big wedding, a fab. wedding dress, a romantic honeymoon... etc... I got those things, yet the main thing I never knew I wanted was love... and thats the thing I never had.
WAH HA HA BOOHOO
alright, so that's that.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus I like that picture.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know you were ever married.
+2 I love random thought posts.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oohhhh joe, wait till I tell GOD what you said.
You're gonna burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or maybe just get suck cross-stitching and such.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 20:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have had the dildo in his hand instead of on that pole.