office death pool (845 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -2 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <RCChristi.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-06 21:15:22 EST
My name is Dick Enveigh. My name is pronounced 'en-vee' in the Olde English manner. I work as an Insurance mogul. In our office there are hundreds of employees and many of us play what's known as a death pool. This pool doesn't include celebrities but we quite literally select names exclusively limited to our employees and executives. Although I am only 46, a new employee, an attractive blonde 27 year old woman came into my office unannounced and said not without interest that she has Dick Enveigh. It sounded as if she was speaking of the employee death pool.
I had met this young woman once a few days earlier during new employee orientation at which I had said a few words to everyone. She is decidely a hot piece of ass, but being a professional person of authority such as I am, I was going to wait a few weeks before harrassing her. I pursued her opening line by countering with, "You have me in the death pool? Too bad for your sake I'm not sick. Do you plan on killing me?" She said, "I know how to give you a heart attack." I told her, "I know how you can satisfy your Dick Enveigh and give me that heart attack."
To quote an Olde English proverb, 'She offered me her honor/I honored her offer/and all night long/I was on her and off her.'
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Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:32:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-06 21:17:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-06 21:16:49 EST (#)
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