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Submitted by Johnson <rickcane7479.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-06 22:21:44 EST


I've been asked to pass this along. Please do the same.

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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-13 05:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-11-08 12:41:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 22:28:38 EST (#)
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I hope you pricks get banned

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:25:21 EST (#)
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It's getting spammish already but if we get banned we can always start our own site!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:22:59 EST (#)
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i will laugh so hard if bart bans you all.


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