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The History Of Eric Rice (AKA Fetish) (2320 hits)

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Rating: 0.65 on 171 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Quagmire (View user info) at 2004-11-06 22:34:51 EST


Eric just doesn't know when to quit, so I must pull a Michael Jordan and come out of retirement.


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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-10 07:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shut the fuck up fetish. You are just a sad, remorseful rapist.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Duplicata:

"An attack on the good reputation of a person, by slander or libel."

First, you don't have a good reputation. And I'm not making up anything. All I'm doing is pointing out stuff you've said yourself, like that reply of yours I just posted, or stuff you've done, like taking photos of unsuspecting (probably underaged) chicks in a public place.

How the fuck will you take legal action against a foreigner? Are you gonna call the Interpol and cry? You'll declare war on us and ram your Probe (Pedo-mobile) into my apartment?

You're a fuckin' creep because of your actions, not because we say so.
Stop blamming others for your obsessions and mental issues.

Go get help or get castrated.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-09 10:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/51041

Part II

Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-09 09:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats two Festish flames...
It keeps getting better.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-09 08:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It doesn't matter who says it, just as long as it is said enough and your name is spread over every search engine. In a month, do a search for your name in google and I guarantee no less than 50 pages seperate from uber will return your name alongside the words 'rapist' or 'child molester'.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-09 07:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Eric D. Rice is a rapist, he raped two women in 2001 and tied them up in black mustang, where he kept them for two days without food or water, at which point he drove them into the mountains and dumped them while they were unconscious.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-09 07:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bitch bitch bitch, you're a rapist, get over it.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-09 05:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hate of Fetish / Rape / Iraq / Election / Racism / other overused topic to cause animosity for the sake of it.

Submitted by opigovgod (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Reference to family guy earns you a 2+


Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-09 01:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Prof. Fuckface, what is email spoofing? Hmmm. odu.edu?

Come step it up a notch, Eric.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-09 01:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I dont hate Fetish. However, I do love satire.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-09 01:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Eric should admit defeat before it gets worse, because it really can....

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-08 23:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't wait until Eric Rice goes for a job interview and the employer does a quick run of his name through google.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-08 16:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-08 15:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that top picture is hefuckinglarious.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-08 15:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You really need to stop being an asshole to this guy.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-08 14:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know either of these people, but I thought it was funny.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fetish is a fag.

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stabkill your a fucking homo.
fetish may be anoying sometimes but your going a little overboard. die in a fire. twice.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-07 20:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Basically sums up everything caulain and stabkill say in their reviews.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-07 19:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

funny shit

Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-07 19:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fetish has no friends :(

who wants to lay odds on when he'll commit suicide?

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-07 17:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man, my guts hurt from laughing.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-07 17:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-07 16:06:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

expose them rapists
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Why does rape consume every bit of your feeble mind?

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-07 17:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-07 16:06:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-07 16:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-07 16:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-07 15:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK AT HIM

im gonna put that photo on my website and make fun of it. stay tuned

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, stabby... I guess your latest effort was a flop. You even spent a dollar, a dollar that your mom needs to feed you, and still only a dozen people reviewed this. I'm sorry you wasted a whole 15 minutes on this. It could have been used to add to your man-porn collection. How does it feel to wakeup and know that even at your best, you were a flop?

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about Stabkill_Slander
User id: 13583
Registered on or around: 2004-11-07 07:13:30
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 330
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00





Hah, what a loser.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OH for FUCK'S SAKE



DROP IT

don't you have anything better to do?


Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-07 13:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who you calling a tool?

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-07 11:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bart would ban drink_DDT, but not a tool like Fetish?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-07 10:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The Eric Rice story appeared in People magazine from which the photos
were also gleaned. Eric Rice is also known as the Green Valley Killer.
He hit my neighbor's dog with one of his cheap cars. The whole town is
after him. He'll never find work in this town again.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where do I click? I guess I have a few personalities.

I can be a real asshole at times, and at other times I can be pretty nice. I guess it depends on my mood. I think that affects your personality, doesn't it?

Sometimes I just am not in the mood to talk so I'm just quiet.

I'm moody, so don't blame me for my change in personality.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-07 08:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How many personalities does stabkill have? Click here to find out.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Get ahold of yourself, Eric. You're starting to lose it.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-07 08:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going to create a new account to make some posts, no one will know it's not me. I am stabkill and I can also do the random joe thing.

Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY FUCKING APESHIT! Thanks for the hits guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahah! A coward using Random Joe calling someone else a coward? Get real, Fetish.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-07 08:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The real coward used an alter to make this post.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha. This is the internet, Eric "The Child Molestor" Rice. There is no slander, there is no libel, there is just 'what the fuck are you going to do about it.'

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HAHHA. I love that answer. I've threatened to kill no less than 100 people online.

Professorfuckface, you are a thief. Oh shit. I've just added an extra charge by someone else.

Fetish appears to be acting like a coward, if you ask me.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha. This is the internet, Eric "The Child Molestor" Rice. There is no slander, there is no libel, there is just 'what the fuck are you going to do about it.'

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fetish, Stabkill Slander? I did not slander you, but by accusing me of slandering you you have commit libel on me.

The lawsuit is pending, dick. I'm going to take the whole $20 you own.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-07 06:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stabkill, this is your best post ever.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-07 05:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You get him onto some sort of register and I'll give you a dollar.

Also, Eric, I have already forwarded your name, photo and the details of your crimes against domestic animals to this website:

http://www.pet-abuse.com/database/

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 05:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=%22eric+rice%22+%2B+%22child+molester%22

This one works....

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-07 05:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I guffawed

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-07 05:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You really think that all these hit-whore reviews will work?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.worldofepic.net/ep3.mov

Star Wars Episode III trailer

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yayyyy.

Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Classic

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking Goooooold

Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-06 22:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, Quagmire. Don't you think you should mention the "new star wars trailer is here"? What about Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith ? Or maybe you should mention Old Dominion again, but in the text here. I have been to Old Dominion University (ODU) before, actually.

Arafat is dead? Arafat is alive? Israel wants to kill Arafat. Bush poisoned arafat! Israel plans to not allow Arafat back into the country. Suicide bombers will be angry over that one. Palestinian unity talks.

How about the election, Quagmire? Bush won 2004 Kerry Lost 2004 and Kerry should have won, or Bush should have lost. Fallujah offensive results Marines kicked ass and some died.
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been captured Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been killed Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was beheaded by angry muslims for bringing them an American attack? Unlikely.

What else is in the news? AH! The Incredibles by Pixar Animation Studios. I wonder if that movie is any good. Someone should write a review on it! Box office smash & oscar hopes.

Good enough ramblings by me? I guess so.


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-06 22:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like Eric Rice pulled a Michael Jackson and came out of retirement.


Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of
months, I want you to break it off.

Marge: Um, okay, Homer.

Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids.

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