Sex With An Employee (1048 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.75 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <RCChristi.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-06 23:17:16 EST
My name is Dick Enveigh. My name is pronounced as 'en-vee' in the
old English manner. I work as an insurance company mogul. In our
office there are hundreds of employees and many of us play what's known
as a death pool. This pool doesn't include celebrities but we quite
literally select names exclusively limited to our employees and exec-
utives.
Although I am only 46, a new employee, an attractive blonde 27 year
old woman came into my office unannounced and said not without interest
that she has Dick Enveigh. It sounded as if she was speaking of the
employee death pool.
I had met this young woman once a few days earlier during new employee
orientation at which I had said a few words to everyone. She is decidedly
a hot piece of ass, but being a professional person of authority such as I am,
and she a new hire, I was going to wait a few weeks before harrassing her.
I pursued her opening line by countering with, "You have me in the death
pool? Too bad for your sake I'm not sick. Are you planning to kill me?"
"I know how to give you a heart attack," she said.
"I know how you can satisfy your Dick Enveigh and give me that heart attack," I said.
To quote an Olde English proverb, 'She offered me her honor/I honored her
offer/and all night long/I was on her and off her.'
User Reviews
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
big ol' pile of suck.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:02:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it.
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What does he know that I don't?!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-07 20:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Umm...i dunno, dude
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-07 13:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-11-07 01:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A LESSON IN HOW NOT TO WRITE:
"My name is Dick Enveigh. My name is pronounced as 'en-vee' in the
old English manner. I work as an insurance company mogul."
I've read three sentences and I already hate you, don't take you seriously, and won't believe another word you say.
Submitted by ShatteredDreams (user info) at 2004-11-07 00:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That is formatted wierd. Makes me wonder if it was plagerized.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-07 00:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Site and layout © 2004 Ubersite.com -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
for the ditty
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Once again... quar?