peeing in the shower? (2292 hits)
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Submitted by <smurf_master.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-07 02:08:43 EST
Hello fellow Uberies,
I was standing in the shower this morning and I had to pee, so I let loose without thought. Then it occurred to me; is this right? Should I be peeing where I bathe? I've done so for all my life, but does that make it right? And if it is ok, would there be a proper way to do so? You know should I pee directly on the drain or should it go into the running water? Is hot water better than cold? Does everyone else do it too? Do girls do it?
Any thoughts or helpful insight would be very grateful.
Thank You,
Mr. Shower Pee
User Reviews
Submitted by PianoWow (user info) at 2005-01-07 17:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I pee in the shower. I find it really useful... especially when you wake up with a woody. There's no way to aim into the toilet with a hard-on. So I just aim into the shower and I'm good.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-16 18:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I'm in there with my wife, I usually pee on her leg.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2004-11-16 18:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i had a habit of pissing into the bin by my desk during the night when the toilet/shower/sink seemed so far away. However i realised my night vision wasnt as good as i thought when i noticed i had several yellow streaks up the wall. i stopped soon after that
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-10 14:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do it
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if its your own shower, straight on to the wall, see how high you can get, its fun.
anyone elses, aim directly for the plug hole, dont let one bit hit the rest of the shower... thats kinda disgusting
just my 2 cents
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-08 19:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll admit to it.
Submitted by Millie_Grace (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i do it all the time...sometimes i even hold it
so i dont have to waste tp. so maybe if i had more
money i wouldn't have to piss on myself...
Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2004-11-08 01:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was peeing in the shower again but I couldn't bring myself to pee on my feet, it just didn't feel right.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've heard some people say that it can actually be good for your feet.
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It can kill foot fungus/athlete's foot etc;. It is also a moisturizer. Elvis actually used to wash his face with a washcloth soaked in his own urine. True.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:30:11 (#)
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No, you shouldn't do it. Here's why: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48840
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Do not click that link. Worst post ever.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:30:11 EST (#)
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No, you shouldn't do it. Here's why: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48840
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That other people do that. Even girls.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:21:10 EST (#)
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Oh thank you for posting this. That's huge load off my mind.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
50 bucks says this makes most heated.
Only on uber can you have political disscussions and "Can I pee in the shower?" heated at the same time.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was suiting.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD. OH ITS EVERYWHERE. ITS IN MY RACOON WOUNDS. OH GOD...
Peter just tipped over the outhouse in family guy, for those of you who watch.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you clean yourself in the shower. you dont clean yourself with piss.
would you take a shower in the toliet bowl?
would you shit in the shower?
would you piss in the sink? i hope not.
i rest my case.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-07 20:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i usually just piss on whoever i wake up next to, tip them and kick them out of my car.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-07 17:48:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:19:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
I pee as soon as I turn the water on. I stand back in a corner and let loose. I aim as far away from me as possible. I dont move until all the yellow on the ground is gone.
Everybody does it. Even girls. Fucking liars.
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That's proper procedure.
Submitted by ShatteredDreams (user info) at 2004-11-07 15:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I pee in the shower all the time. Who doesn't? I just stand and let 'er go. That's the way God would have wanted it. Except he'd be wearing sandals and a robe, because he always does. Maybe that was Jesus?
Doesn't matter. They both suck.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-11-07 15:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:27:45 (#)
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Haha.
Is it wrong if I shit in the shower, and mush it up with my feet so it fits down the drain?
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+2 for that review alone. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:08:14 EST (#)
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Depending on where you live, it can be absolutely fine to pee into your shower drain. A lot of cities have waste water treatment plants that take all of the water from toilets, showers, sinks, bathtubs, etc. If your city has a treatment plant such as this, there is no reason not to pee in the shower, as it is all going to the same place. Of course, it would be better to aim for the drain, as urine stains around the rim of your shower/bathtub would be unsightly and unsanitary.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-07 13:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is humor?
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-07 13:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I piss in the shower, then wash off my cock. No really, I'm just washing it. Hey, it's my soap and my shower and I'll wash it as long and as hard as I want to.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-07 13:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, duh. Piss HARD. Piss so hard your eurethra queefs.
Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2004-11-07 08:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course you may piss in the shower. A female may 'pee' in the shower.
A hot piece of ass young woman can join me in the shower and together we
can piss and pee. It all goes down the drain anyway. And it saves time.
Someone suggests pissing before you get in the shower. Why do that? It
just sounds redundant. In addition to the time-saving element of pissing
in the shower, you can thoroughly take the extended time while you're in
the shower to get out every drop of piss without soiling your underpants.
You can stand there getting wet with your soapy washcloth and clean up your
dick real good. And while you're still hanging around in the shower, you
might as well play with your freshly-expunged-of-piss and thoroughly clean dick.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-07 08:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's human instinct to pee in the shower. The running water, the dripping tap, whatever. You hear water flowing and suddenly, as if by magic, your urnine flows. Ahhhh relief is sweet. And I'm a girl.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-07 06:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it okay? I'd venture to go as far as calling it good etiquette.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-07 06:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what pinkle spakr said.
also i have rad a psot like thi before.
or n,aybe not. h\whooo!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-07 05:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY'RE ALL PIPES
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've heard some people say that it can actually be good for your feet.
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Urine has natural moisturizers in it. This is why Moises Alou pisses on his hands...he doesnt wear battin gloves.
Submitted by NinjaSpeed (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here we go : http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/Mar2003/1048960363.Me.r.html
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I go before taking a shower, and as soon as the water hits me I start to pee again.
Weird.
Submitted by roxxxy4 (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you need to go listen to Pee in the Shower by Guttermouth
or at least read the lyrics http://www.lyricstime.com/lyrics/48401.html
Submitted by NinjaSpeed (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read something a while ago saying if you pissed in the shower it would kill foot fungus. I will try and look it up.
Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
right
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:46:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:38:01 (#)
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see if I pee before I get in the shower I have to flush the toilet and then the shower water would be really really hot for like five minutes. I guess I could try peeing in the toilet from the shower.
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This review was awesome. I pee in the shower. And I'm a female. When you have to go, you have to go. All that running water and all. And I don't really have the luxury of aiming towards the toilet from the shower.
I'm still clean... right?
Right?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-07 03:41:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:50:03 (#)
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It's when you start shitting in the shower and trying to push it through the drain grate with your foot that you need to worry.
too funny
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've heard some people say that it can actually be good for your feet.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't flush after urinating
problem solved
and you'll save TONS on water bills
especially if you drink much water
which, you should
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:50:03 EST (#)
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It's when you start shitting in the shower and trying to push it through the drain grate with your foot that you need to worry.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In my shower at school, the drain cover isn't held on by anything, so you can easily push it to the side with your foot. There's a gaping pipe for the drain, probably about 2 inches in diameter. If you aim correctly, you can piss directly into the pipe, that way, there's no chaceof stepping in it in the tiny ass shower. It rocks.
Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:38:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:14:38 (#)
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Uh, pee before you get in the shower.
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see if I pee before I get in the shower I have to flush the toilet and then the shower water would be really really hot for like five minutes. I guess I could try peeing in the toilet from the shower.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:34:21 EST (#)
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When I was a kid I thought chicks were the cleaner sex until one day in high school I found out all chicks pee in the shower. I expect this from a woman, but not coming from you. No, defintely wrong. Hold it for Christ's sake, show a little self restraint.
Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:33:40 EST (#)
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um.............. I don't know about that last one
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
Is it wrong if I shit in the shower, and mush it up with my feet so it fits down the drain?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's usually a rubber seal in the drain under showers that catches larger particles. What you risk is an accumulation of piss in a place where you can't clean it out- not to mention the nasty smell that would accompany it.
Still, i do it all the time.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I pee as soon as I turn the water on. I stand back in a corner and let loose. I aim as far away from me as possible. I dont move until all the yellow on the ground is gone.
Everybody does it. Even girls. Fucking liars.
Submitted by action_man (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Think about it like this. A toilet is like maybe a square foot in target area, while a shower has like maybe 6 or so. A better question is why would one not urinate in the shower. Plus piss is no nastier than the filth that washes off your body in the shower(if you are a guy at least)
I put way to much thought into this I know.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-07 02:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, pee before you get in the shower.